OneTreeHill《篮球兄弟（2003）》第三季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

“篮球兄弟”前情提要Previouslyon"OneTreeHil,.我叫Elizabeth我是你妈妈MynameisElizabeth.myourmother.这个女人是我妈妈吗？Isthiswomanmymother?你妈妈去世了PeytonYourmomisgone,Peyton.但是你的亲生母亲还活着Butyourbiologicalmotherisalive.你和Haley在吵架吗？AreyouandHaleyfighting?我的问题是看不惯任何突然消失然后又轻松的回来Myproblemiswithanybodywhojustvanishesandthenwaltzesbackin而且希望立刻被原谅的人andexpectstobeinstantlyforgiven.我们可以来个夏天那样的尝试只在秋天而已.Youknow,wecouldtotallyhaveasummer-likefling,justinthefall.不必专一的Andnon-exclusive.在我离开的时候Therewasn'tamomentwhenIwasaway我的心没有一刻不在TreeHill跟你在一起thatmyheartwasn,twithyouinTreeHill.我要去HighFlyersmgoingtoHighFlyers.不像你我会把我的心带走Unlikeyou,mtakingmyheartwithme.我们不是兄弟We'renotbrothers.我们连朋友都不是We'renotevenfriends.三个月前有人试图杀掉我Threemonthsago,someonetriedtokillme.等我发现是谁这样对待我-我很快就会发现的AndwhenIfindoutwhodidthistomeandIwillndoutsoon那时我要犯的罪过就是把这个地方变成瓦砾thesinsIcommitthencouldturnthisplacetorubble.HenryDavidThoreau曾经写过HenryDavidThoreauoncewrote,”尽情的享受每个季节"Liveeachseasonasitpasses.呼吸畅饮品尝水果的滋味Breathetheair,drinkthedrink,tastethefruit,然后让每一件事情感染你”andresignyourselftotheinfluencesofeach."哎呀看谁在生火Well,well.Lookwho'sstartingafire.该起床了Riseandshine.你总该敲下门Niceofyoutoknock.我不想吵醒你睡贱♥人♥Ididn'twanttowakeyou,sleepingbitchy.而且我还得把名单准备好Besides,Ihadtogetthelistready.什么名单？Whatlist?这个名单Thislist.那到底是什么东西？Whatisthatexactly?既然你和我又正式单身了SinceyouandIarebothofficiallyavailableagain而且今晚有暑假结束的海滩派对andtonightistheend-of-summerbeachparty-whichmeans这就意味着部分“如果不是全部的话裸♥露♥“.partial,ifnottotal,nakednudity"我做了一个全体单身男生的名单Ihavemadealistofalloftheavailableguys,那样我们就可以避免痛苦艰难的和Lucas的三角恋了sothatwecanavoidthepainandhardshipofanotherLucaslovetriangle.你是说在跟你约会那个Lucas?YoumeantheLucasthatyou'resupposedlydating?好吧对不起我一个字也没听清Okay,msorry.Ididn'tgetanyofthat.你刚才在说我在Rave上呕吐的事？Didyoujustsaysomethingaboutmepukingatarave?我说”在跟你约会那个Lucas"Isaid,"theLucasyou,resupposedlydating."不是专一的Non-exclusively.哈-“哈”什么？Huh.-What"huh"?我以前也跟几个人同时约会过Ihavedatedmultipleguysbefore.是的我知道Yeah,Iknow.实际上你是“脚踩多只船”的女皇Infact,youarethequeenofthemultiple-boydatingscenario.我只是很惊讶你跟Lucas也这么做mjustsurprisedyou'redoingitwithLucas.你知道他们说什么对付男生我总是出奇制胜Youknowwhattheysay.Whenitcomestoboys,mfullofsurprises.但是我以为你是全新的负责任的BrookeButIthoughtyouwerethenew,responsibleBrooke.恩早就是上一季的事了负责任的Brooke挺好但是放纵的Brooke更好Uh,solastseason.ResponsibleBrookeisgood,butpartyBrookeisgooder.看看这个Checkitout.1.ucasMouth队里一半的男生归我IgetLucas,Mouth,halftheguysontheteam我把我的第一选择写在这但是我们完全可以重新搭配Iputmyfirstchoiceshere,butwecantotallymixandmatch.所有的救生员Nathan的叔叔CoOPer太性感了LarryAnyandalllifeguards,Nathan'suncleCooper-sohot-Larry.哇!Larry就是我爸爸Larry?Whoa!LarrylikemydadLarry?当然了!他是我的”性感爸爸吆J想对象Ofcourse!He,smyhot-dadfantasy.Peyton他太性感了Peyton,heisatotaldilf.除此之外我把Dan给你And,besides,IgaveyouDan.我要FooFighters队的DaveGrohlAndIgetDaveGrohlfromtheFooFighters.你得到Jake我答应过你的Nathan但是他要加星号♥的YougetJake,aspromised,Nathan-buthecomeswithanasterisk,因为没人知道他和Haley的高中婚姻怎么样了becausenobodyknowswhatisgoingonwithhimandHaleyinhighschoolmarriedlimbo.队里另一半的男生AnnaTheotherhalfoftheguysontheteam,Anna-因为恩你永远不知道而且她完全对你着迷了because,well,youneverknow,andshewastotallyintoyou.还有全部的rivercourt的男孩SkillsFergieandGarbageAndalltherivercourtboys-Skills,Fergie,andGarbage.垃圾Junk.是的Right.最后还有剩下的FooFighters队员And,finally,therestoftheFooFighters.为什么你分到DaveFrohl?我想要DaveFrohlWhydoyougetDaveGrohl?IwantDaveGrohl.没门Noway.那么我分到了一个逃犯和一个已婚男人SoIgetafugitiveandamarriedguy.好吧DaveGrohl给你Anna归我Fine.YoutakeDaveGrohl.mtakingAnna.成交-成交Deal.-Deal.好吧晚安谢谢再见Okay.Nighty-night.Thanks.Bye.你回来了You'reback.也许吧Maybe.也许你只是太兴奋产生了幻觉Maybeyou'rejusthighandseeingthings.那么我猬你还在生我的气就我看来完全没有必要SoIguessyou'restillpissedatme,which,personally,Ithinkiscrap.但是你告诉我Butyoutellme.我们是不是朋友？AreWefriends?我来告诉你lltellyouwhat.我们比赛来决定11分决胜负11playyouforit-gameto11.赢就听你的Makeit,takeit.为了我们的友谊forourfriendship.比赛结束Game.你去哪？Whereareyougoing?你输了Youlost.我猜那意味着我们还不是朋友Iguessthatmeanswe'restillnotfriends.嘿新室友东西都搬进来了？Hiya,newroommate.Gettingallmovedin?恩你是说你给我这六英尺大的地方?是的当然Uh,withthesixfeetthatyougaveme?Yeah.Sure.好的Good.111射谢Thankyou.嘿好主意Hey,greatidea.什么？What?戴你的结婚戒指这对某些男人来说完全就是催&heartsHW♥药♥Wearingyourweddingring-it'slikeatotalaphrodisiacforsomeguys.我只需要它是对一个男人的催♥情♥药♥Ijustneedittobeanaphrodisiacforoneguy.为什么？你找到新男人了？Why?Doyouhaveanewguy?是NathanBrookeForNathan,Brooke.恩我懂了关于他-我发现你还没有把行李拿出来Hmm,Isee.Abouthim-1noticeyouhaven'tunpacked.有点天真了你不觉得吗？Alittlenaive,don'tyouthink?不不我只是在拖延时间No.No,mjuststalling.我是说如果我把行李都拿出来了我和Nathan的分手感觉上就更真实了Imean,it'slikeifIunpack,mysplitwithNathanwillbemorereal.我不想说但是已经很真实了1hatetosayit,butit,srealenoughalready.是的我知道Yeah,Iknow.好吧不不不要那样Okay.No,no,noneofthat.过来我来给你个惊喜Comehere.Ihaveasurpriseforyou.来呀来呀这会很有意思的Comeon,comeon.Thiswillbefun.这一定会让你高兴起来Thisistotallygonnacheeryouup.哇唔！Whoa!这太