UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我样子好像姑蝠Ilooklikeaslug!天才叔公叔公混乐队叔公混乐队你们居然还想休息Youguyswantanotherbreak?我们八小时前就休息过了Wejusthadabreakeighthoursago.乐队练习安排表重要日子超酷乐队要是不练我们才艺表演会输的Ifwedon'tpractice,we,lllosethetalentshow.输可不好玩Andlosingisn'tfun.有准备才好玩Beingpreparedisfun.你们还想不想玩Youguyswanttohavefun,right?想不想Right?!你疯了我怕死你了我跑路了You'recrazy,andmafraidofyou,andIquit.拜托别伤害我Pleasedon'thurtmeeee!我还想当官Iwanttobeapolitician!原谅我吧Forgivemeeeee!真是的莉丝Dang,Lizzy.你这次真的搞砸了You'vereallymesseditupthistime.才艺表演再几小时就要开始了Thetalentshowstartsinjustafewhours我却连乐队都没有andvegotnoband.该死Aw,heck.好一个难忘的芥末酱大会ArealMustardContoremember.好多芥末酱Somuchmustard.有人会说芥末太多了Somemightsaytoomuchmustard.天才效劳为你叔公UncleserviceatyourGrandpa.天才叔公你是来帮我的吗UncleGrandpa!Areyouheretohelpme?我乐队丢下我不干了Mybandjustquitonme害我紧张到快崩溃manervouswreck而且才艺表演再几小时就开始了a-andthetalentshowisjustinafewhours.好行Yeah.Uh,okay.而且我很需要好鼓手AndIreallyneedagooddrummer还有好吉他手andareallygoodguitarist.可以Sure.我刚好认识两位合适人选Iknowjustthetwoguys.在这等着Waitrighthere.他们是全世界最棒的音乐家They'rethebestmusicianswho,veeverlived.好家伙真是救命恩人HOo,boy.Whatalifesaver.巴斯奥斯本B-B-BuzzOsborne讨厌鬼乐队的主唱兼吉他手leadsinger/guitaristoftheMelvins?!我的天啊Oh,mygosh.很高兴能来Greattobehere.演动画片inacartoon.那是什么What,sthat?感谢载我一程亲爱的Thanksfortheride,honey.戴尔克罗弗DaleCrover?知名摇滚乐队讨厌鬼乐队另一个成员TheotherhalfofthehitrockgrouptheMelvins?早安Gutentag.太厉害了吧Thisistoomuch.你们会加入我乐队Willyouguysbeinmyband帮我在才艺表演获胜吗andhelpmewinthetalentshow?好没什么大不了Sure.1don'tseewhynot.能帮助小朋友做什么都行Anythingtohelpoutakid.天才叔公Hey,UncleGrandpa.非常谢谢你能找讨厌鬼乐队来帮我ThankssomuchforgettingtheMelvinstohelpme.这当然是我本来的意思OfcoursethisiswhatI,uh,meanttohappen.对Yeah.在这等着Waitrightthere.跟你们说Hey,guys.那个讨厌鬼乐队出现了So,uh,theMelvinsshowedup而且今天要当我的跟班所以说andthey*regoingtobemysidekickstoday,so,uh.没错Yeah,uh.你们可以走了yougonow.好我不想让你们担心Okay,so,Idon,twanttoworryyou但是必须要在才艺表演获胜butwehavetowinthistalentshow而且练习时间只剩几小时了andweonlyhaveafewhourstopractice所以必须马上就开始sowehavetogetstartedrightaway.这是我们今晚歌♥曲的吉他谱Here,stheguitarpartforthesongwe,replaying.遵照了常见流行歌♥曲的结构Itfollowscommoncontemporarysongstructure可以讨好评委不至于太难受whichwillpleasethejudgeswithoutoverwhelmingthem.不行觉得如何Whatdoyouthink?戴尔虽然我不是鼓手And,Dale,mnotadrummer但我清楚评委肯定不要鼓打得太杂乱butmsurethejudgeswouldn'twantanythingtoobusy.不过也不能单调Butdon'tmakeitboring.我的想法是Iwasthinkingsomethinglike.底鼓军鼓底鼓底鼓kick,snare,kick,kick中鼓强音擦tomroll,crash.转到四三拍滚奏强音镖重复Changeto3/4,snareroll,crash,repeat.懂吗Youknow?好一定会特别棒的Yeah,thisisgonnabegreat.非常好我们能行的Realgood.Wecandothis.准备好了吗一二三Ready,guys?One,two,three.先等一下莉丝Holdonasec,Lizzy.你太激动rYou'rewaytoohigh-strung.对你得别老想着获胜要放开了玩Yeah.Weneedtogetyourmindoffwinningandhavesomefun.你们是我的英雄Youguysaremyheroes.好了开玩吧Allright.Let'sdoit.先玩一小会儿然后再来练1.et'shaveatinybitoffunbeforewepractice.我也能玩吗CanIhavefun,too?好啊Sure.你可以当我们的杂工Youcanbeourroadie.好什么是杂工Yes!What'saroadie?差不多就像球童It,skindoflikeacaddie但是摇滚巨星专属butforarockstar而不是打高尔夫的专属insteadofagolfer.说到高尔夫Speakingofgolf拿上高尔夫球杆后边见grabthosegolfclubsandmeetusoutback.好的Yes,sirs!什么是球童What'sacaddie?看球Fore!宝刀未老Stillgotit.杂工再给我们一个高尔夫球Roadie,fetchusanothergolfball.明白摇滚巨星大神Yes,YourRockStarGodliness,sir!试试看莉丝Giveitashot,Lizzy.我不知道打高尔夫Ijustdon'tunderstandhowplayinggolf怎么能帮我在才艺表演获胜isgonnahelpmewinthetalentshow.挥杆最能提升你的贝斯技术了Nothinghelpsyourbass-playingskillsbetterthanabackswing.那就这样吧Ifyousayso.还挺好玩Thatwasprettyfun.不要质疑摇滚巨星的智慧Neverquestionthewisdomofarockstar.猫Cat.好点子戴尔Greatidea,Dale.杂工哪去了Where'sthatroadie?怎么了老板我是说巴斯Yes,boss?Imean,Buzz.我们需要你We'regonnaneedyou去我们找些狗猫鸟过来tofetchussomedogs,cats,birds反正找到啥带啥whateveryoucanfind.遵命Aye,aye.有时候为释放我们的音乐活力Sometimes,tohelpfreeourmusicaljuices我跟戴尔都会给动物理出时尚发型DaleandIgiveanimalsfashionablehaircuts.戴尔理发刀有吗Dale,gotthebuzzer?有Suredo.戴尔克罗弗好怪Man,DaleCrover,sweird.你连一知半解的水平都不到Youdon,tevenknowthehalfofit.我把附近的宠物都收集过来了Igatheredupalltheneighborhoodpets.要什么样的发型老样子吗So,whatwillitbe,bub?Theusual?真帅气1.ookin'good.怎么了小鸟What'sup,bird?想要来点这个吗Youwantsomeofthis?有型Stylin,.你来试试看莉丝Nowyoutry,Lizzy.好不过试完就得开练了Okay,butafterthis,wegottostartpracticing.它还算是有点可爱Heiskindofcute,though.记住加入乐队Remember,beinginaband意义并不在于在才艺表演中获胜isn,tallaboutwinningtalentshows.而是在于成为古怪摇滚巨星It,saboutbeinganeccentricrockstar.我是摇滚巨星marockstar!有时候要精神焕发可以不玩音乐Sometimes,it,srefreshingtostepawayfrommusic而用另一种艺术媒介去创作andcreatewithadifferentmediumofart例如绘画suchaspainting.没错可好玩了Yeah,itisfun.但真有必要淹了我家吗Butdidwehavetofloodmyhouse?有Yes.戴尔你画得怎么样了Dale,how'syourscomingalong?畅游其中Swimmingly.美好干净负责任的乐趣Good,clean,responsiblefun.我好久都没玩得这么开心过Ihaven'thadthismuchfuninsolong.都让我忘了那个破才艺表演Mademeforgetallaboutthatstupidtalentshow.不好了那个破才艺表演Oh,no!Thestupidtalentshow.再过十分钟就开始了就快迟到了Itstartsin10minutes.We'regonnabelate.不用怕小莉丝Nottowo
