UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

我的脚有奶酪味Myfeetsmelllikecheese!天才叔公扮装服危机早安Goodmorning.现在是万圣节前夜It'sHalloweennight!我穿了扮装服你穿了扮装服Igotacostume.Yougotacostume.我穿了扮装服Igotacostume.你穿了扮装服Yougotacostume.我穿了扮装服Igotacostume.你穿了扮装服Yougotacostume.我穿了扮装服Igotacostume.你穿了扮装服Yougotacostume.我穿了扮装服Igotacostume.你穿了Yougo-干嘛不♥穿♥扮装服披萨史蒂夫Whynocostume,PizzaSteve?你们说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout?我们都扮好装准备庆祝万圣节了WealldressedupforHalloween!肚包扮成了巫师BellyBagisawizard.小奇迹扮成了匹诺曹TinyMiracleisPinocchio.巨型写实风飞行老虎扮成了隐形女GiantRealisticFlyingTigeristheInvisibleLady.科学怪人扮成了小狗狗Frankensteinisapuppy.格斯先生扮成了AndMr.Gusis,uh.是詹姆斯波尔克mJamesPolk美国第十一任总统theIlthpresidentoftheUnitedStatesof-废话一大堆至少他尽力扮装了Blah,blah,blah.Atleasthetried.跟你说披萨史蒂夫在这个国家See,PizzaSteve,inthiscountry要先想到扮装创意first,yougettheidea然后扮装thenyougetthecostume这样才有糖果吃thenyougetthecandy.可是叔公我已经扮好装了But,UncleG,Iamdressedup!什么What?对啊Yeah.我已经换上这件披萨史蒂夫扮装服了IgotthissweetPizzaStevecostumeon!好耶Oh,yeah!糟了Oh,snap!第一个来要糖果的Ourfirsttrick-or-treater!糖果准备好了没Wegotthecandyready?肯定Affirmative.照相机准备好了没Wegotthecameraready?行了Gotcha.恐怖音乐准备的如何Howwedoingoncreepymusic?前40恐怖准备好了GotthatTop40.前40南瓜灯有没有准备Howaboutthempumpkin-o-lanternthingies?好了各位Okay,guys.为后半夜开个好头吧1.et'ssetthetonefortherestofthenight.是只可怕食尸鬼It'saterrifyingghoul!是个吓人巫师It,sascarywitch!是个图书馆员It,salibrarian!扮装服糖果Candy?等等什么Wait,what?你连扮装服都没穿That'snotevenacostume!我穿了啊上面就写着“扮装服”Sure,itis.Itsays',costume."我觉得这个创意还不错Well,Ithoughtitwasagoodidea.那糖果呢So,candy?这是最没新意That'sthemostunoriginal最没创意最不好笑的扮装服uncreative,unfunnycostumeever!万圣节是神圣的Halloweenissacred.给予了大家逃离世俗的机会It'sanopportunitytoescapeourobjectivelymundanelives给予了大家成为有趣事物的机会anopportunitytobesomethinginteresting即便只有一晚evenforjustanight万圣节的重点不在于糖果Halloweenisn'taboutcandy.在于比那意义更重大的东西It,ssomethingbiggerthanthat.在于改头换面It'saboutbeingsomethingyou'renot.不过别怕Butdon'tworry.我跟我朋友可以帮你解决扮装服危机Meandmypalscanhelpyouwithyourcostumecrisis.各位Guys?祝你好运我们要糖果去了Goodluck!We'regoingtrick-or-treatingtogetcandy!可是天才叔公我想要糖果ButUncleGrandy-pa,Iwantcandy.你觉得我今天万圣节会要不到糖吗Youdon'tthinkmgonnagetanythisHalloween?穿这身肯定要不到Notwiththatstinker.不过我刚好有适合你穿的扮装服Igotjustthethingforyou,though!这是个性化扮装服制♥造♥生成机Ihavehereacustomcostumecreatorgenerator满足万圣节需求的不二之选theperfectthingtofulfillyourHalloweendesires.能帮我要到糖果就行Ifitcangetmesomecandy!那当然有了这个法宝Oh,yeah.Withthisthing能让你震撼到要糖路上的每家每户you'llimpressallthehousesyoutrickortreatat!快进去吧Nowgetinthere,partner!现在要干啥Nowwhat?现在加入扮装服的原材料Nowweaddinourcostumeingredients.然后按下亮晶晶的按钮Andthenpresstheshinybutton.糖果Candy!太露道了Tooaggressive.快过来来要糖果了Here,boy!Comeandgetsomecandy!糖果Candy?没错Yeah!去捡吧Gogetit!糖果Candy?百骗百中Gets'emeverytime.试试吸血鬼好了Maybelltryavampire.还不错Notbad.你的血液是不是散发出了糖果味DoIsmellcandyinyourblood?是啊Yeah.很好Good.太吓人了Toocreepy.换成经典木乃伊1.et'sgowithaclassicmummy.糖果Candy?可怕程度很完美Perfectlevelofspooky.早知道就换成双层纸rIshouldhaveusedtwo-ply!太可怕了Thatwastoospooky!不给糖就捣蛋Trickortreat!等会儿再给糖llberightwithyouall.我还得先解决扮装服危机Justtryingtosolveacostumecrisis!好叔公快想啊Okay.Think,Grandpa,think!切特你喜欢什久东西Hey,Chet,whatkindofstuffdoyoulike?可以试试看超级英雄Wecouldtryasuperhero小众电影致敬僵尸版名人anobscuremoviereference,zombiecelebrity.糖果Ca-a-a-nd-y-y.不对我说的是要给你No,Imeanforyour-有了That'sit!就把切特变成他最爱的东西糖果llturnChetintothethinghelovesmost-candy!我I.好爱loveit!很好切特Allright,Chet!这才是万圣节的精神所在Nowthat'stheHalloweenspirit!收下这个枕头套帮你装糖果You'dbettertakethispillowcasetoholdallthecandy你这套衣服肯定能帮你要到不少糖果you'regonnagetforthatawesomecostume!最好走这边出去Bettergooutthisway.要糖果的小朋友都排了好长一条队vegotahugelineoftrick-or-treaters.祝你开心多收糖果Havefunandgetlotsofcandy!准备好了我就把你变旧来AndI'llchangeyoubackwhenyou'reready!谢谢天才叔公Thanks,UncleGrandpa!现在是糖果时光It's.candytime!天啊不知道会先要到什么样的糖果Golly!Iwonderwhatkindofcandyllgetfirst.快看那个路上走的巨大巧克力块Checkoutthatgiantwalkingchocolatebar.我们得去吃吃看Weshouldtotallytrytoeatit!感觉咱不该去吃1don'tknowifweshoulddothat.没事的Comeon.一定特有乐于It'llbefun!好吧Okay!搞什么他跑哪去了Darn!Where'dhego?大概率没躲在这灌木丛后边Well,he'sprobablynotbehindthisbush.要是今年万圣节我只能吃一个东西Butifthere,sonlyonethingIeatthisHalloween肯定就吃那个巨大巧克力块Iwantittobethatgiantcandybar!我也是Me,too!如果小朋友都想吃我Ifkidswanttoeatme那我还怎么吃糖果howamIgonnaeatanycandy?!怎么Whatthe.真走运Whatluck!我扮成灌木丛搞到了个巨大巧克力块Idressupasabushandscoreahugecandybar!快回来Getbackhere!虽然我很爱糖果Ilovecandy但好像不应该穿上这套扮装服butmaybethiscostumewasn'tthebestidea.我觉得你挺该穿的啊Well,Ithinkit'sacoolidea.天才叔公我好高兴能再见到你UncleGrandpa,amIgladtoseeyou!我扮装服样干一定是太好吃了Mycostumemustlooktoodelicious小朋友看到我全都想吃我'causeallthekidsaretryingtoeatme.我需要你把我变回来IthinkIneedyoutochangemeback.好没问题Okay,noproblem.快点靠过来吧Justgoaheadandleaninoverhererealquick.太棒了能碰到你运气真好Oh,great.Whatluckrunningintoyouhere.本来还以为你肯定是在忙着Ithoughtforsureyou'dstillbebusy把糖果送