UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
祝全世界生日快乐Happybirthday,world!天才叔公整容打得好啊兄弟Isay,wellplayed,goodchap.谢谢你老头子Why,thankyou,oldbean.不得不承认今天的草地对我很有利1mustadmit,thegreensdoseemtobeinmyfavortoday.先让我喝完这冷冷的一杯热牛奶Well,letmefinishthisice-coldglassofpiping-hotmilk估计就能给你反转了andperhapsproveotherwise.好像这重力对我可有利了Itseemsasthoughthegravityisindeedinmyfavor.完蛋了那东西哪去了Aw,picklejuice.Whereisthatdangthing?你们有看到我的黑色领结吗Haveyouguysseenmyblackbowtieanywhere?我等下有张重要的照片得去拍Igotarealimportantphotoshootlater得把我形象搞好andIneedtolookmybest.拍照Photoshoot?感觉戴个领结Well,Idon'tthinkabowtie也抚不平你的皱纹跟眼袋isgonnadoanythingforthosestresswrinklesandeyebags.要不要跟我们来局轻松的槌球Howaboutjoiningusforanicerelaxinggameofcroquet?我没空玩游戏Idon'thavetimetoplaygames.我得准备去拍照Igottoprepforthisphotoshoot.这摄影师在学界的评价特别高Thisphotographerisheldinveryhighregardintheintellectualcommunity所以我形象得高雅soIneedtolookrefined.那就别惦记你的领结了Well,thenforgetthebowtie好好整个容吧andrefineagoodplasticsurgeon.我没空这么玩Idon'thavetimeforthis.等等格斯先生我正好有工具Wait,Mr.Gus.Igotjustthething.可以抹点老虎的面霜YoucanputonsomeofTiger'sfacialcream.面霜深层组织可以让你美滋滋还倍感放松It'llmakeyoulookbeautiful,andit'sveryrelaxing.你身上怎么会有那东西Whydoyouhavethatonyou?我以为是蛋糕糖霜就拿了Igrabbeditthinkingitwascakefrosting.意下如何格斯先生So,whatdoyousay,Mr.Gus?要不要帮你整整容Howaboutwefixupyourfaceforyou?能把我形象搞好就行吧Well,Isupposeifit'llhelpmelookmybest好了格斯先生Okay,Mr.Gus.先从有问题的区域开始mgonnastartwiththeproblemareasfirst.好了Therewego!现在得弄平一点点Nowwejustgottosmoothitoutalittle最后来放黄瓜片andlastbutnotleast,somecucumberslices!你身上怎么会有那些东西Whydoyouhavethoseonyou?我以为是小型飞盘就拿了IgrabbedthemthinkingtheywereminiFrisbees.合情合理Makessense.可以了Herewego.现在就只要躺下放松Nowyoujustgottolaybackandrelax让面霜发挥疗效andletthecreamdoitswork.感觉还挺舒服Thisactuallyfeelsprettynice.去角质和黄瓜片的疗效就这么强It'sthehealingpowerofexfoliationandcucumbers.老弟看来你的下一球Well,oldboy,lookslikeyournextshot得打出个高球打到那边的水害isclearingthatwaterhazard这卜.这场比赛我赢定了whichIdeclarewillmakethismatchashoe-informe.我这强人可一点都不怕Yeah,notaconcernforthiscrustycrusher.找到最适合打比赛的铁球槌就行了Ijustneedtofindtherightkindofironforthejob.看球Fork!你的球好像跑远了Itappearsyourballhasabsconded,oldsport.应该得罚个点球了吧Perhapsapenaltyisinorder.你的脸怎么了Whathappenedtoyourface?什么意思Whatdoyoumean?你样子有点不一样fYoulookdifferent.是好的不一样吗1.ike.gooddifferent?天啊Oh,boy.你一直都在抹面霜吗Didyouleavethatcreamonthewholetime?也许应该看看说明书Maybeweshould'vereadtheinstructions.用法少量使用用后2分钟擦掉完蛋了都两小时了Oh,picklejuice!It'sbeentwohours!你脸太放松了维持不住形状Yourfaceissorelaxed,itcan'tevenretainitsshape.没错你看Yeah,look.完了Oh,no!参考这个刚好放旁边的铜像来捏你脸Maybeareferencelikethisconvenientlyplacedbronzestatue应该就行了canhelpyou.试试不会怎么样Itcouldn'thurt.等等Wait.半身像不遂了Whatabust.也许我可以修一下底部MaybeIcanjustfixthisbottompart.完蛋了Oh,picklejuice!往好的方面看你的新酒窝跟亮皮肤Ontheplusside,yournewdimplesandshinyskin可以显得你很快乐makeyoulookhappy.你觉得我现在这张脸很快乐吗Doesthislooklikethefaceofahappymantoyou?我调整一下1.etmejustadjustthis.好了Herewego.我脸上的表情Nowdoesmyoutwardexpression有没有反映出我内心的愤怒echothedispleasuremfeelinginside?有Yeah.你之前的表情一点嘲讽都没有Yoursarcasmwaslostontheotherexpression.现在这个可强了Butyou,rerockingthisone.你们就只会给我惹麻烦Youguysarejustgettingintheway.我要去整容什么都阻止不了我mgonnagofixmyface,andnothingcanstopme.抱歉格斯先生我憋不住笑Sorry,Mr.Gus.Ican'tkeepastraightface.他憋得住Hesurecan.巨型写实风飞行老虎GiantRealisticFlyingTiger我用了你的放松面霜Iusedsomeofyourrelaxingfacialcream.这我知道我是来道歉的Iknow,Iknow.Icametoapologize.没错Oh,right.我的脸肯定害我一点诚意都没有了Myfacemustbeunderminingmysincerity.我只想今晚拍照可以好看点Ijustwantedtolookgoodformyphotoshoottonight.完蛋了Oh,picklejuice!这么晚了我得去拍照Thetime!Igottogettomyphotoshoot.但愿到那边可以恢复正常IhopethiswearsoffbythetimeIgetthere.突发消息Breakingnews.危险罪犯脱逃Dangerouscriminalbadguyontheloose.危险罪犯看到他请立刻报♥警♥Ifyouseehim,callthepoliceimmediately.完了我得摆出道歉的表情Oh,no.Igottoputonmyapologyface.请你出示证件1.icenseandregistration.我看看1.etmeseehere.格斯先生你知道我是谁吗DoyouknowwhoIam?完蛋Oh,pick-我很清楚你是谁1knowexactlywhoyouare!让我好好下车我可以解释1.etmegetoutpeacefully.Icanexplain.车门好像卡住了Thedoorappearstobestuck.完蛋了Oh,picklejuice!他把警♥察♥给敲晕Thatguynon-fatallyknockedthatcopout!等等那不就是那个罪犯吗Waiisthatthebadcriminalguy?!抓住他Gethim!等等别Wait,no!停那不是我们在找的动物园出逃鳄鱼吗Isthatthezoo'sescapedgatorwe'vebeenlookingfor?抓起来不就知道是不是了Ireckonweoughttocatchhimandfindout.干草叉店干草叉促销兄弟看牌子Hey,buddy,readthesign!勿踩干草叉兄弟你要去哪Buddy,whereyougoing?我们暴民想知道你有没有干草叉Usangrymobwerewonderingifyouhadanypitchforks.兄弟买♥♥干草叉Buddy,youbuyapitchfork就送免费火把andyougetatorchfreerightnow!卖♥♥你螺丝钉我宝贵的螺丝钉啊Mypreciousscrews!完蛋了Oh,picklejuice.给我赔钱Yougottopayforthose!这下你真完了格斯先生Youreallydoneitthistime,Mr.Gus.快躲起来快躲起来Gottohide.Gottohide.好垃圾都在底下Allthegoodtrashisatthebottom.要来加入我们帮派吗Whattojoinourgang?好完美的犯罪It'stheperfectcrime.那个危险罪犯Thedangerouscriminalbadguy!那条鳄鱼Thegator!五金用品破坏者Thehardwarevandal!等一下Waitasecond.照相馆不好意思我是格斯先生Excuseme
