TheSimpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
辛普森一家第三十五季第三集马姬七点晚饭八点贴贴八点零五吃比萨快点回家车不错Nicecar.这么巧的吗Whataretheodds?呼叫忽略耍帅应急油条保险价值羊奶不想死就躲开Hey,moveitorloseit!家里没吃的了There'snofoodleft,狗还被臭鼬喷了andthedoggotsprayedbyaskunk.我一天都在想什么呢D,oh!Stupidimagination.为什么非得现在去见新邻居Oh,whydowehavetomeetthenewneighborsnow?橄榄球的季前赛正播出呢It'stheNFLpreseason.先发队员会打满上半场的Thestarterswillbeplayingforthewholefirstquarter.我们必须得赶在老邻居八卦之前Wehavetomeetthenewneighbors认识一下新邻居beforetheyhearaboutusfromtheoldneighbors.我在这里朋友是很多的Hey,Ihavefriendsinthisneighborhood.有那个我总是从他家草坪抄近道的兄弟There'stheguywhoselawnIusedasashortcut,还有那个邮箱把我车撞了的哥们theguywhosemailboxcrashedintoourcar,还有万圣节糖巨难吃的奶奶andMrs.BadHalloweenCandy.知道我的糖难吃Ifmycandyissobad,你还拿那么多whyyoutakesomuchofit?以前认识的人已经来不及修补关系了1.ook,thepeoplewhoknowusarealostcause,但新来的人还不认识咱们butthesenewpeopledon,tknowus,所以必须得给他们留个好印象soitisreallyimportanttometomakeagoodimpression.别担心妈妈我的屁♥股♥已经洗净了Oh,don'tworry,Mom,mybuttisclean适合见人andreadytobeseen.安妮布莱克本幸会AnneBlackburn.Charmed.欢迎光临你没生气吗You'renotupset?不会的我是塞耶No.I'mThayer.能逃离城市Sohappytoleavethecity见一见真实的人真好andbearoundrealpeople.对呀Uh,yes!我是马姬这是侯默mMarge,andthisisHomer.真是太久没有给新来的邻居It'sbeensolongsinceImadeabasket做欢迎花篮了forpeoplemovingin.可惜你被吓跑了这镇子真不错没想到1.ovethistown.Can'tbelieveithas竟然有三家甜甜圈店threeLardLadlocations.有一家是警♥察♥专供的警告你别乱来Uh,oneofthoseispoliceonly,sobackoff,pal.师♥傅♥你是做什么工作的So,whatdoyoudo?肯定是让我看起来Somethingthatmakesme一事无成的那种工作looklikeanothing,Ibet.没有我是专卖♥♥跑车的Ha.Iownasportscardealership店在春田镇北边有空来看看innorthSpringfield.Hey,dropbyanytime.塞耶布莱克本兰瞰基尼我刚刚白日梦梦到了这车Ijusthadafantasyaboutthiscar.还有迪克范戴克AndDickVanDyke.朋友到时候让我Well,myfriend,perhapsIcould给你介绍介绍setyouupwithsomething.那车太贵了吧而且我们还在Thosecarsareexpensive,andwe'restillpayingoff按揭还新厨具的钱mynewspatula.其实大多数人不会买♥♥我无所谓Look,mostpeopledon,tbuy.Idon'tcare.就过来看看溜达溜达Justpopinforalook,stretchout,一个跟我们在前座调试一下防盗措施chugasmartwaterinthefrontseatonus.我能试驾吗CanIgetatestdrive当着以前高中同学的面infrontofeveryone1wenttohighschoolwith?当然可以Ofcourse.哟吼手劲儿还挺大Whoa-ho,that'squiteagrip.瞧见没马姬天天掐娃是有好处的See,Marge?Stranglingtheboyhaspaidoff.开玩笑而已我已经不再那么干了Justkidding.Idon'tdothatanymore.时代变了Timeshavechanged.你打匹克球吗Hey,doyouplaypickleball?是那个类似网球但是不用跑的游戏不Isthatthegameliketennisbutyoudon'thavetorun?你当然还是得稍微挪一挪的Well,youdohavetomovealittle.那我不玩-好可惜Thenno.-Aw,that,stoobad,因为我打的地方有个贼牛批的'causewhereIplay,there'sthisgreat冰激凌店就在街对我玩icecreamplaceacrossthest.-min!周六两点我开车Saturdayat2:00.1willdrive.趁着男人们出去鬼混了马姬Andwhiletheboysarehangingout,Marge,要不要来场马杀鸡howaboutamassage?当然但我得说一句Sure,butIhavetowarnyou,我的手指没那么有力myfingersaren'tthatstrong.不是啦我们去马杀鸡No,no,wegetmassages顺便透过脸洞一起聊聊天我请客whilewechatthroughthefaceholes,mytreat.听着伙计如果你是想搬进这个社区1.isten,pal,ifyou,removingintothisneighborhood,有件事我得提醒你一下thereisonethingvegottowarnyouabout.大家伙们日安安呀我给新人们Howdily-doodily.Ibroughtbibles带来了圣经forthenewarrivals.那个蠢蛋是谁Who,sthatstupidguy?这就对了Exactly.如果你正在被霸凌Ifyou'rebeingbullied,谨记一切都会好起来的justknowitwillgetbetter.会好起来的Itwillgetbetter.等你老了点让自己变有钱Andwhenyou'reolder,getrich然后把他们的自尊使劲扯出来andwedgietheiregos.一切都会好起来虽然你会变秃头没有人可以霸凌我让我不再筋凌Nobodytriestobullymeintonotbullying.疼我只是想跟你击个掌而已谈OwlIwasjusttryingtogiveyouahighfive.呆子Nerd!礼堂不再霸凌教授你教会了我一堂重要的课Professor,you'vetaughtmeaveryimportantlesson.成年人也会是呆子Adultscanbenerds,too.呆子-我要告老师Nerd!-mtelling.太晚了Ah.Toolate.干得漂亮内尔森Goodone,Nelson.别告诉我♥干♥得如何Don'ttellmewhat'sgood.别担心苗浩斯那场讲座教会我Don'tworry.Milhouse,thatassemblytaughtme应该干什么justwhattodo.内尔森我明白你也在挣扎Nelson,Iunderstandthatyou'restruggling,too.没错我在挣扎That'sright,Iamstruggling.怎么让你来一趟喷泉之旅withyourlackoffountainrides.*你的内♥裤♥湿哒哒*Youwetyourpants*巴仔内♥裤♥湿哒哒*Bartwethispants.*你继续灌水You,keepthewatercoming.剩下的人发视频Therestofyou,postvideo.不要竖屏要横屏不然每人都来一轮Notvertical,landscape,oryou'llallgetit他比以往更坏了He'sworsethanever.我的报告让每所学校的恶霸都更坏了Mypresentationshavemadebulliesworseineveryschool.我们本希望这次会不一样Wehopedthistimewouldbedifferent.口育这可咋整Oy.Nowwhat?尼尔森干的他真的失控了ItwasNelson.He'sreallyoutofcontrol.注意了学生们Attention,students.请留意Bewarned.疼我集邮用的手臂0w!Mystamp-collectingarm.我觉得我应该知道帮你的办法IthinkImightknowawaytohelpyou.你要怎么帮我对付恶霜Howareyougonnahelpmewithabully?就是啊丽莎Yeah,Lisa.你甚至不会踩死一只虫子Youcan'tevensquishabug.可怜的虫子Thatpoorbug.是葡萄干Itwasaraisin.可怜的葡萄干Thatpoorraisin.它就不该离开弗雷斯♥诺♥市ItnevershouldhaveleftFresno.菲尼亚斯Q奶油冰激淋你可能没看出来Youprobablycouldn'ttell,我以前没打过球butveneverplayedbefore.其实等一下1.Um.-Holdon.好吧你吃匹克球的时候Allright,Istartedtosuspect我就开始怀疑了侯默whenyoutriedtoeatthepicklebalLHomer.不是食物就不该叫作食物名字Nothingshouldbenamedfoodthatisn'tfood.我喜欢跟直率的人玩Well,Ilovehangingoutwithsomeonesostraightforward.悄悄跟你说我在工作中Confidentially,inmybusiness,见过太多虚伪和欺骗Imeetalotoffraudsandphonies.我讨厌骗子Ihatep
