Ghosts《鬼屋欢乐送》第三季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
皮特你要是在等这束阳光Imightbeawhileifyou'rewaiting可能还得多等会儿fortheshaftoflight,Pete.没事儿你慢慢来Oh,that'sokay,youtakeyourtime.看着你开心我也开心Givesmepleasuretoseeyougettingpleasure.算了让给你Justtakeit.杰在亚马逊买♥♥的Ooh,Jay'snewTVarrived新电视机到啦fromAmazonPrime.不是昨天才下单吗Didn'thejustorderthatyesterday?现代的货物运输可真是令人惊叹啊Themoderntransportofgoodsistrulyamarvel.如此高效挽救了多少马匹的命Somuchefficiency,sofewhorsedeaths.杰大家都在你可以宣布了Jay,they'rehere,youcanmakeyourannouncementnow.好了是这样的大家Okay,here'sthedeal,people.这电视仅限活人可看好吗ThisisforLivingsonly,okay?我需要一台不被鬼鬼们控制着IneedoneTVthatisn'tdominated成天播放垃圾真人秀的电视byghostswatchingtrashreality.健美运动员的妻子才不是垃圾呢BodybuilderWivesisnottrash.那是七位勇敢女性背后的故事It,sapeekbehindthecurtainofsevenbravewomen以及她们爱的肌肉男andthemuscleboundmentheylove.可是浪♥女♥之战Although,SkankWars.好吧这个没什么可抵赖的Sure,that'shardertodefend.伙计们杰为建造餐厅Guys,Jayhasbeenputtinginlonghours投入了太长时间planningtherestaurant.应该让他好好休息放放轻松Hedeservestorelax,kickback,用4k电视看看尼克斯队输球watchtheKnickslosein4K.太损了吧宝儿Goodsmacktalk,babe.说到餐厅SASAPPIS:Speakingoftherestaurant,杰有再考虑下我的主意hasJaygivenanymorethoughttomyidea放一台披萨烤箱吗aboutputtinginapizzaoven?燃气或柴火都行我不挑Gasorwood-fired,Imnotpicky,不过还是柴火烤披萨更好些but,youknow,probablywood-fired.萨斯又在问买♥♥披萨烤箱的事了Sassisaskingagainaboutyoubuyingapizzaoven.抱歉萨斯亲Sorry,Sassarinoz只是它跟餐厅的格调不太搭itjustdoesn'tworkwiththekitchenlayout.首先告诉他别再这么叫我First,tellhimtonevercallmethatagain,然后请向他andthenconvey传达我对不买♥♥烤箱深切的失望之情mydeepdisappointmentabouttheoven.我们把电视放哪儿宝儿JAY:Sowhatarewethinking,babe,挂在这面墙上吧hangitonthiswall,right?我说不好我觉得大家Oh,Idon'tknow,Ithinkpeople通常喜欢把电视挂在壁炉上usuallyputthemabovethefireplace.这里是目光焦点Sortofafocalpoint.什么那也太高了What?That,swaytoohigh.电视应该放在和人坐着时视线齐平的地方YouwanttheTVtobeateye-levelwhenyou'resitting.这叫最佳视角lt,scalledoptimalviewingangle.这话说得也太傲慢了OOfthatwasdrippingwithcondescension就是这种态度才让马真塔That'stheattitudethatgotMagenta在浪♥女♥之战中被踢出局kickedoffofSkankWars.说的没错但如果放在那儿Right,butifweputitthere那我们的沙发就只能背靠门thenwe'dhavethebackofthecouchfacingthedoor,这就把风水给破坏掉了andthat'sbadfengshui.这事儿上我和杰意见一致PETE:IgottogowithJayonthisone.我可不想伸长了脖子看电视Youdon'twanttobecraningyourneck本人可是很了解脖子痛是什么感觉的andthat'scomingfromaguywhoknowsaboutneckpain.加一詹姆斯麦迪逊的狩猎版画Agreed.JamesMadison'shuntingprint就挂的高了几英尺washungseveralfeettoohigh.蜡烛燃烧的时候Wecouldbarelystareatit我们都坚持不住一直抬着头看fortheentireburnofatallowcandle.你们过去还真无聊啊Wow,youguysdidnothavealottodobackthen,huh?我们可是发明T民♥主♥啊Otherthaninventdemocracy?在欧洲人之中AmongstEuropeans.鬼鬼们喜欢这意大利红酱吗Howaretheghostslikingthemarinara?谈论食物会让索尔想起花花TalkoffoodremindThorofFlower.她活着的时候也吃食物Shealsoatefoodwhenalive.经常吃Manytimes.经常吃Manytimes.他们还挺喜欢-他还没缓过来呢Theyseemtobeenjoyingit.TREVOR:Well,he'sstillstruggling.我很同情他但花花去了更好的地方Ifeelfortheguy,butshe'sinabetterplace.任何地方都比这里好Anyplacewouldbebetterthanhere.我就是被困在自己老家的囚犯Aprisonerinmyancestralhome,我的厨房♥里装满了异国的食物mykitchenreekingofexoticfoods.这是意面It'sspaghetti.这么多元音Somanyvowels.我理解索尔的沮丧心情IunderstandThor'sfrustration.不管怎样花花也是他第三个升♥天♥的情人Afterall,Flowerwashisthirdparamourtobesuckedoff.是吗Shewas?哦对我总是忘记Oh,that'sright,Ikeepforgetting.卢埃拉和弗拉特玛丽亚升♥天♥的时候你们都不在NoneofyouwerearoundforLuellaorFlatMaria.弗拉特玛丽亚FlatMaria?不亲眼看到Untilyou'veseenit,你无法想象一群牛能对人类身体造成多大的伤害youcan,timaginewhataherdofcattlecandotothehumanbody.杰这也太悲伤了Oh,Jay,thisissosad.艾萨克刚刚说Apparently,Isaacsays索尔交过三个女朋友Thor'shadthreegirlfriends,她们在和他约会后andtheyallgotsuckedoff都升♥天♥了afterdatinghim.可怜的家伙Aw,poorguy.可怜的家伙Aw,poorguy.感觉就像是Soundslikehe,sgotaGoodLuckChuck好运查克situationgoingon.幸运查克是一部电影里面的主角叫杳克GoodLuckChuckisamovieaboutaguynamedChuck睡过超多女人whosleptwithalotofwomen.完美人设Flawlesspremise.每个女火在和他约会之后Andeverywomanthathehookedupwith都会遇到自己的真命天子wouldmarrythenextmanthatshemet.如果杰说的没错So,ifJayiscorrect,这的确是幸运查克剧情上演andthisisindeedaGoodLuckChucksituation,难道真的每个dowebelievethatanywoman难道真的每个dowebelievethatanywoman和索尔约会过的女人Thorbecomesromanticallyentangledwith都能够升♥天♥吗mayendupgettingsuckedoff?有可能ISAAC:Possibly.那个可怜的维京人ThatpoorVikingbastard.有趣Interesting.有趣Interesting.杰阿伦德卡尔罚球ANNOUNCER:JayArondekaratthecharitystripe,胜负未分gameontheline,他要赢得此次比赛towinthechampionship拯救世界andsavetheworld.披萨烤箱Pizzaoven.什么去买♥♥一台披萨烤箱What?Getapizzaoven.你想要一台披萨烤箱Youwantapizzaoven.没有披萨烤箱就活不下去Youcan'tlivewithoutapizzaoven.第二发Shootingtwo.太好了Yes!柴火烤披萨Whoo!Wood-fired!柴火烤披萨柴火烤披萨CROWD:Wood-fired!Wood-fired!柴火烤披萨Wood-firedlHuh?柴火烤披萨CROWD:Wood-fired!你好呀索尔Heythere,Thor.打扰你了嘛AmIinterruptinganything?我想着来鼓励你一小下Ithoughtmaybeyoucouldusesome.cheeringup.不打扰索尔只是在想Notinterrupting.Thorjustthinkingaboutemptiness宇宙的空虚存在的虚无ofuniverse,futilityofexistence,美味的s鱼deliciousnessofcod.可怜的索尔PoorThor.你经历了太多痛苫You'vebeenthroughalot.或许我可以Maybethere'ssomewa
