AbbottElementary《小学风云（2021）》第三季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
好的谢谢你梅勒妮Okay.Thankyou,Melanie谢谢你再次眼我们展示你眼皮内部forshowingustheinsideofyoureyelidsagain.好的卡里尔来该你了Okay.Khalil,comeon.You'reup你准备了什么Whatyougot?本次的“展讲”活动我带来了一个在外面看到的名人ForShow-and-Tell,IbroughtafamouspersonIsawoutside三三Comeonin.嗨我是布莱德利库珀什么HiJ'mBradleyCooper.What?你是布莱德利库珀怎么会是你布莱德利库珀Y-YouareBradleyCoopenWhyareyouBradleyCooper?你为什么在这里Andwhyareyouhere?我每次来费城Uh,well,wheneverminPhilly,你知道街对面那个熟食店吗youknowthedeliacrossthestreet?那是我的必去之地我爸爸以前常带我找去那儿Uh,that'smyfirststop.Mydadusedtoalwaystakemethere他家有全城最好吃的三明治Theyhavethebesthoagiesinthecity.每个人都在和他合影Everybodywantedtotakeapicturewithhim,我觉得他应该挺有名-他当然有名soIfiguredhewasfamous.Yeah,youbetheis我只是在给其他老师发短♥信♥不是我爸哈-没关系mjusttextingtheotherteachers,notpaps.That,sokay总之这位小朋友上我眼他过来一下Anyway,sowhenmyfriendhereaskedmetocomeby,我正好不忙就想管他呢Ihadaminute,soIthought,"Whattheheck?"你很有名吗你演过蜘蛛侠吗Ifyou'refamous,areyouin"Spider-Man"?我没演蛛侠mnotin"Spider-Man,但我演过银河护卫以butIamin"GuardiansoftheGalaxy."你才没有No,you'renot!你开什么玩笑Areyoufrickin,kiddin'me?我是火箭浣能的配音mthevoiceofRocketRaccoon!也是双面女间谍的化言人Andthefaceof"Alias."也不算是代言人吧-对我而言你就是Notthefaceof.Yeah,youweretheface.他没那么喜欢你A-And"He,sJustNotThatIntoYou."珍妮你太没礼貌了Well,Janine,thatwasrude.不我是说他没那么喜欢你No,I-Imean"He'sJustNotThatIntoYou"是我最喜欢的布莱德利库珀的电影ismyfavoriteBradleyCooperfilm.那是个群像电影啦It'smoreofanensemble,但其实仔细想来butifyouthinkaboutit,那其实是贾斯汀朗的电影it'sJustinLong'smovie你直逗布拉德利Youcrazy,Bradley.我从湿热的美国之夏开始就是库珀粉了Oh,vebeenaCooperTroopersince,WetHotAmericanSummer."嗯但你真人看起来不一样画用Well,youlookdifferentinperson.看着不像名人Youdon'tlookfamous.你的牙不该更白一点吗Yeah.Shouldn'tyourteethbewhiter?是该再白点Theyshould,但我牙太敏感了不能美自butIcan'twhitenthembecausethey'retoosensitive.我很喜欢你在老友记里的表演Oh.Ijustlovedyouin"TheHoldovers."非常非常暖心Itwasjustsoheartwarming那是宿醉好吧而且并不暖心It's"TheHangover,"and,no,it'snot各位他现在就有部广受好评的作品Guys,he'sliterallyinacriticallyacclaimedfilm奥本海默rightnow."Oppenheimer."是讲拿破仑的那部吗IsthattheoneaboutNapoleon?好吧我应该没演奥本海默Yes.ldon'tthinkso.mnotin"Oppenheimer."你确定吗大家都在看奥本海默:AreyouSureVEverybodywasin"Oppenheimer."这里怎么会有像胡Whyaretherecamerashere?这就说来话长了布拉德布拉德利It'salongstory,Brad.Bradley不过既然你来都来了Um,but,hy,sincewehaveyou-好吧我的三明治要好子所以Okay,I-Idoyouhavetogetthathoagie,so,um.不过跟你们聊得真开心butthis-thiswassomuchfun,能给F里尔一个A吗anddoesKhalilgetan"A"?当然他当然可以有Oh,hellyeah,hedoes.你走之前能合个影吗Um,canyoustayandtakejustonepicturebeforeyougo?当然-谢谢你,Yeah,ofcourse.Okay.Thankyou.我们开始吧都过来都过来1.et'sdoitOoh!Getin,getin,getin.太兴奋吧Hey.Thisissoexciting我等不及要告诉学区所有人了Ican'twaittotelleveryoneatthedistrict.你在学区工作吗-是的Oh,youworkattheschooldistrict?Yeah.你即道这些学校资金严重不足吗Oh,youknowthattheseschoolsarecriminallyunderfunded?所有证据都显示-对对对我知道我在努力了It'sprovenevery-Yeah.Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah.Imworkingonit.先合影好吧1.et'sjusttakethepicture.Okay.维拉德R阿博特公立小学各位我也不知道啊Jacob:Look,guys,Idon'tknow.她说她会带个“特别惊喜”过来Shejustsaidshe,s,'droppingbywithaspecialsurprise."等等谁要来珍妮吗Waiwho,scoming7Janine?现在退席还不晚各位It,snottooIatetoleave,y,all.我们都走掉她也就烦不到我们了Shecan'tannoyusifwe'renothere.嗨大家好抱歉我们迟到了HellolHi,everyone!Sorrywe,relate请注意我们来了一伙儿人很让人兴奋吧Butdonoticethatweareawe,whichisexciting.这位是市政厅的琼PleasemeetJoanfromthecity.你们都该记得教育委员会的Andyou'llrememberElizabethWashington伊丽莎白,华盛顿吧fromtheEducationBoard.这是要干嘛因为她上次来的时候Okay,what'sup?Causelasttimeshewashere,我都要在年度教育者大会上为格雷戈里致悼词了IhadtoeulogizeGregoryattheEducatoroftheYearthing.这不是我的大明星吗There'smystar.嘿我还没收到你的感谢鲜花哦Hey,youneversentmethankyouflowers.真是噩梦了Tisismynightmare.真的她是比鬼压床还可怕1.iterally,she,smysleepparalysisdemon.阿伯特小学将被评定为AbbottElementaryissettobedesignated费城的历史地标asahistoricallandmarkinthecityofPhiladelphia我们要成为历史遗产rWe'regonnabeahistoricalplace?来钱了Cha-ching!怎么啦What?我们会被分到一笔用于修缮结构的Itcomeswithadiscretionaryfund自♥由♥裁量基金forstructuralupkeep.这是真的Yeah,that'strue.我姨婆的熏牛肉店也入选了Mygreataunt,spastramishopgotdesignated因为迪克克拉克曾扒着她家衡户往外看过'causeDickClarklookedthroughthewindowonce.迪克克拉克是一位美国电视和广播名人也是一位制片人他最出名的是主持1956年至1989年播出的电视节目美国舞台我们一直都知道阿伯特有多特别We'vealwaysknownhowspecialAbbottis,现在我们真成历史遗产rbutnowwe,rehistoric.就像洛基里那段楼梯1.ikethe,Rocky,'stairs.那个不算因为洛奇是个虚构的人物Notquite,asRockyisafictionalcharacter.不如我们把你扔下楼梯Howaboutwethrowyoudownthosestairs,你再来告诉我虚构不虚构andyoucanseehowfictionaltheyfeel?!我想她说的是贝琪罗斯的家IthinkshejustmeanslikethehomeofBetsyRoss.贝琪罗斯(RetsyRoss)是一位美国女裁缝和室内装潢师传统上认为她设计和缝制了第一面美国国旗对吧好吧Right?Okay.天啊伙计们Oh,myGod,guys,我们可能会成为城市徒步的一站we'reprobablygoingtobeapartofwalkingtours.我天谁来当大家的导游呢Oh,mygosh.Who'sgonnagivethetour?好吧我来-都静静Uh,okay.lldoit.Barbara:Okay.阿伯特的确是座老学校但怎么就成历史遗迹了Abbottiscertainlyold,buthistoric?威拉德r阿伯特本人WillardR.Abbotthimself把我们脚下这栋楼设计为防空洞usedthisverybuildingasabombshelter.随后发现是一场虚惊Itactuallyturnedouttobeafalsealarm.尽管如此Nevertheless,一位伟人选择在这片神圣的土地上遁世agreatmancoweredonthish
