YouWishSpectacularSpecial《海绵宝宝第二季：如你所愿精品特辑（2001）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx
孩子们好Ahoy,kids现在播出的是海绵宝宝It'stimeforSpongeBob1S如你所愿精品特辑YouWishSpectacularSpecial如你所愿万岁Hooray现在有请如你所愿的主持人AndnowthehostofYouWish他有着比基德船长更蓬松的灯笼裤He,sgotpuffierpantaloonsthanCaptainKidd有着比黑胡子更卷的胡须andfuzzierfacialhairthanBlackbeard他就是全美最爱的海盗He'sAmerica'sfavoritePirate恩斯♥诺♥的派斯PatchyofEncino你们好粉丝同伴们Ahoy,fellowfanatics欢迎来到我家Welcometomequarters要不你们来厨房♥吧Whydon'tcomeonbackonthegalley?我今天在给你们整点消遣的mcookingupalittletreatforyoutoday打进来投出票时间到It'scall-in-and-votetime你们今天来选择我们动画片的结局Yougettochoosehowourcartoonendstoday可以用电♥话♥来viathephone或者用互联网来ortheInternet只要你们有这么个技术条件ifyou'retechnologicallyinclined现在这部动画片跟大多动画片不一样Nowthiscartoonisdifferentfrommostcartoons不一样在inthat怎么个不一样法Inwhatway?这不就是我的没意思小跟班Well,ifitisn'tmyless-than-amusingsidekick鹦鹉波蒂吗PottytheParrot波蒂跟观众们打个招呼Potty,sayhellotothenicepeople救命Help我是被强行关押在这的mbeingheldhereagainstmywill救命Help波蒂快回来Pottycomeback波蒂Potty?波蒂Potty?你哪去了Where,dyougo?波蒂Potty?你在里面吗兄弟Youinthere,buddy?波蒂Potty?波蒂Potty?放我出去你个坏鸟Getmeoutofhere,youscurvybird我刚刚说到哪了Now,whatwas1saying?这部动画片不像是Now,thiscartoonain,tlike你们看的那种旱鸭子版动画片mostofyour"Iand-Iubbingcartoons"这部动画片不止有一个Thiscartoonhasnotone也不止有两个nottwo而是三个不同的结局butthreedifferentendings等我让你们So,whenItellyouto拨♥打♥屏幕下方的电♥话♥号♥码然后callthenumberthat'sscrollingdownthereatthebottomofthescreen,and不好意思原版电♥话♥号♥码去戴维琼斯柜子里安度晚年了现在还不行No,notnow让你们打了才能打Don'tcalltillItellyouto播动画片Rollthecartoon记得要在最后投票Now,remembertovoteattheend因为because非得不让我好过是吧You'renotgonnamakethiseasy,areya?安静Quiet快停下Avastthere晚点再响起来Belatethatringing别响了Stop要让我疯掉了It'sdrivingmemad骗上贼船海草哥Kelp-O内含八个奖品的其中一个Withoneofeightessentialprizesinside真是见鬼了Holyshrimp章鱼哥上天从我麦片盒里生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababyfrommycerealbox章鱼哥Squidward章鱼哥上天生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababy那个不是小孩That'snotababy是大锚That'sagiantanchor现在给我滚Nowgoaway海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob上天生小孩了Theskyhadababy我知道Iknow你觉得我们该给人家起什么名Whatdoyouthinkweshouldnameit?要么Howabout要不你们两个去爬锚绳去Whydon'tyoutwogoclimbitsanchorrope?它一定会通往很远的地方去msureitgoessomewherefaraway看看你们干的好事Nowlookwhatyou'vedone不是我们干的章鱼哥Wedidn'tdoit,Squidward我们可清白了Ourhandsareclean清白Clean我倒要刨根问底查个明白Well,mgonnagettothebottomofthisthing你那不是问顶吗Wouldn'tthatbethetop?章鱼哥等等Squid,wait等等Wait儿英寸后船Ship海绵宝宝你到底要在你那SpongeBob,howlongareyougonnastayin小小妙世界里待多久yourlittlefantasyworld?不是快看有大船No,look,agiantship太棒了Great我们走1.et'sgo终于能给这乱扔大锚的来一点教训了NowIcanfinallygivethisanchor-dropperapieceofmymind感觉不太好章鱼哥Idon'tknow,Squidward那艘船周围有可怕的绿光Thatshiphasaspookygreenglowaroundit可能就是因为That'sprobablybecause船主实在是游手好闲itsgood-for-nothingowneristoolazy懒得打扫锚也不好好放tocleanordropitsanchorsintherightplace章鱼哥等等Squid,wait好了Allright谁是这木头箱子的主人whoownsthiscrate?主人快出来Comeonout我要投诉你Iwannafileacomplaint这地方是不是感觉很熟悉Doesn'tthisplaceseemfamiliar?不清楚1don'tknow怎么了Why?不好说Idon'tknow感觉就是有那么点印象Doesn'titjustkindofringabell?响铃没错Yes我知道谁是这船的主人Iknowwhoownsthisboat就是想不起名字butIjustcan'tplacethename飞天魔鬼所有错了名字不叫Nono,it'snot我是飞天魔鬼IamtheFlyingDutchman对了That'sit章鱼哥这船是红男爵的Squidward,thisshipbelongstotheRedBaron是谁在飞天魔鬼的地盘上打扰人家的Whobedisturbin'theFlyingDutchmaninhisownlair?是章鱼哥It'sSquidward他要投诉你Hewantstocomplaintoyou我我我I-I-I我可可可没有No,I-I-Idon,t那你骂人家船脏人懒乂是怎么一回事Well,whataboutallthatStuffabouthimhavingadirtyshipandbeinglazyandall?我可没说过Ineversaidthat侮辱一个人的船Insultin'aman'sship比侮辱一个人的妈更严重beworsethaninsultin'hismother错r等下No,no,wait你刚骂的是他妈脏itwashismotheryousaidwasdirty不是船脏nothisship下一个是你们You'renext真是差一点就死了Thatwasacloseone欢迎回来Welcomeback真是差一点点就死了Thatwasacloserone欢迎回来Welcomeback他们两个怎么每次捣乱Howcomewhentheyactup你都要欢迎alltheygetisthewelcomewagon?要我说早就Ifyouaskme,it's所以你们要不要再来一次So,areyougonnatrythatagain?也许吧Probably那现在呢How'boutnow?不不他们不要No,no,they,renot听好了Nowlisten鬼矩手册无论是谁登上了飞天魔鬼的船WhosoeversetsfootontheFlyingDutchman'sship不管是不是不请自来uninvitedorotherwise都要成为他的鬼水手shallbecomemembersofhisghostlycrew到永远forever然后And永远ever我们会领名片吗Willwebegettingbusinesscards?安静Silence你们现在是我的鬼水手了You'repartofmycrewnow我们的工作就是四处航行吓唬别人andourjobistosailaroundandfrightenpeople会很累人It'llbegrueling麻木人mind-numbing还反反复复的andrepetitive差不多就像Justlike白天的电视节目daytimetelevision现在你给我听好先生Nowyoulistenhere,mister你要是真觉得我会Ifyouthinkmgonna在这垃圾堆里待个五分钟以上spendmorethanfiveminutesonthisdumpster你就想多了thenyou'recrazy倒是看看这地方Imean,lookatthisplace恶心死了It'sdisgusting是谁教你Whoevertoldyou一定要把油灯放硬木板边上thathavingoillampsnexttohardwoodpanelingwasagoodidea怎么Nowwhat?要给我看东西Isupposeyou,regonnashowme真是好好看That'sverynice这什么玩意魔术表演吗Whatisthis,somekindofmagicact?谁还要进去飞天绝望里玩一玩WouldanyoneelseliketoentertheFlyofDespair?不用了No
