SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝拖延滑浪学校好了同学们Okay,class安静安静quiet,quiet请大家拿出纸笔Now,getoutyourpencilsandpaper记下作业andwritedowntheassignment你听见了没Didyouhearthat?我们有作业Wegetanassignment所有人必须写一篇作文Everyonemustwriteanessay主题是红绿灯前不能做的事onwhatnottodoatastoplight红绿灯你听见了没Didyouhearthat?红绿灯前不能做的事Whatnottodoatastoplight不少于八百字Innolessthan800words你听见了没Didyouhearthat?八百字800words?对我知道Yeah,Iknow明天上交Duetomorrow同学们记住Andremember,class认真做不能偷懒workhardandnogoofingoff好小蜗Okay,Gary不能偷懒nogoofingoff我要写出史上最佳的作文Iamabouttowritethegreatestessayofalltime跟诸多佳作一样这篇作文得写在1.ikemostgreatessaysitwillbewritten纸上onpaper比纸更重要的东西就是Evenmoreimportantthanthepaperis铅笔thepencil铅笔可尖可钝ApencilissharporasdullasIlike真奇怪Funny我点子一多起来你就缩小了asmyideasgrow,youshrink今天写作文最美好不过了Well,Icouldn'thaveaskedforamorebeautifuldaytowriteanessay好开始写了Okay,herewego红绿灯前不能做的事"WhatNotToDoAtAStoplight"还挺简单Thisiseasy海绵宝宝作"BySpongeBobSquarepantsn这作文精华满满Thisessayispuregold现在呢铅笔Andnow,pencil准备好开始动手吧getreadytodoyourstuff因为要开始写了becauseherewego红绿灯前不能做的事海绵宝宝作比我想得还要难thisisharderthanIthought快来啊海绵宝宝Comeon,SpongeBob应该要立法禁止Itshouldbeagainstthelaw在这种阳光明媚的日子被迫写作文tohavetowriteanessayonsuchasupersailorific,sunshinyday但我必须做下去ButImustpressonward因为只要有这支铅笔becausewiththispencil再把作文写完andthecompletionofthisessay我就能离我驾照更近一步了llbeonestepclosertomydriver'slicense好耶Oh,yeah这应该不成问题This'llbenoproblemo我时间还不少呢Why,Igotplentyoftime现在才六点It,sonly6:00好Okay好开始写了okay,herewego开始写了HereWego有了我只要Iknow,Ijustneedto把体内的血液泵到脑袋里就行getalittlebloodpumpin'intheoldnoodle做点健美操怎么样Howaboutsomecalisthenics?感受到血脉在债张rIcanfeelthosejuicespumpin'now我在干什么WhatamIdoing?必须得写作文Igottowritethatpaper快啊铅笔Comeon,pencil写字啊makewords小蜗Gary小蜗我最爱的蜗牛近来可好Gary,how'smyfavoritemollusk?要不要让海绵宝宝HowaboutyouletoSpongeBob给你来点吃的fixyouupsomethingtoeat?你说你不饿是什么意思Whatdoyoumean,you'renothungry?我知道我还得写作文IknowIhaveanessaytowrite走吧小蜗Nowcomeon,Gary小蜗蜗牛粮我得确保你补充到营养了Igottomakesureyougetyournutrition所以你不吃光我就不走,somnotleavinguntilyoueateverysinglebite小蜗你确定你不想要Gary,a-areyousureyoudon'twant来点焦糖布丁吗somecremebrulee?也不想要巧克力味海草块吗Or-orsomeChocoflavoredalgaebits?小蜗搞得好乱Garysuremadeamess我可写不了作文Ican'tworkonmyessay全都得怪厨房♥乱糟糟的knowingthere'samessinthekitchen顺便把地板其他地方也打扫一下Imightaswellcleantherestofthefloorwhilematit卫生死角也得打扫Ishouldgetthesehard-to-reachplaces,too盘F得洗干净Andthesedishesneedtobecleaned肮脏垃圾可不能有Can,thavedirtygarbage现在应该够干净了Well,Ithinkit'scleanenoughnow也没花多长时间Why,thatdidn'ttaketoolong现在才It'sonly十点钟10:00不能再乱混了Nomorefoolingaround必须继续用功Igottogetbacktowork好作文先生Okay,Mr.Essay我说Isay准备好让我写你吧preparetobewritten我在写了mdoingit我在写了mdoingit好好Yeah,yeah好Yeah再一点这个Andsomeofthese再一点这个andsomeofthese就快好了然后Almostthereand完成done来看看目前为止写得怎么样了Nowlet'sseehowitlookssofar夫"The,r夫无实义休息时间Breaktime走来走去有助于思考Pacingalwayshelpsmethink我想想只剩799个字了1.et'ssee,only799wordstogo海绵宝宝快点想啊Think,SpongeBob,think是是谁W-Who,sthat?什么Wha?喂Hello?派大星你在干什么Hey,Patrick,whatyouupto?睡觉Sleeping真是太迷人了That'sreallyfascinating你睡得好吗Areyouhavingagoodsleep?要不要来交流一下你做的什么梦Anydreamsyou'dliketodiscuss?我还记得Irememberonthe海绵宝宝SpongeBob?你我都知道你只是在利用我YouandIbothknowthatyou'rejustusingme让自己分心asadistraction这样你就暂时用不着写作文了soyoudon'thavetowriteyouressay这话不对Thatisnottrue我打电♥话♥是想跟你谈个引人入胜的话Icalledtohaveanengagingconversationwithyou你说我听Well,mlistening马可Marco波罗Polo好Yeah那我就挂了派大星wellIgottogetgoing,Patrick我有篇特重要的作文得写Gotanimportantessaytowrite也太爱聊了Whatachatterbox他难道听不出来我很忙吗Can'theseethatmbusy?纸上一堆橡皮屑这样可写不了作文Ican'twritewithalltheseerasershavingsallovermypaper橡皮屑飘得我思维空间到处都是Nowthey'refloatingaroundmythinkingspace再见了讨厌的小屑屑Solong,peskyparticles我吞了一粒Iswallowedone呛到我了mchoking水Water水Water刚才真是好险Thatwasacloseone你说大惊小怪是什么意思小蜗Whatdoyoumeanoverlydramatic,Gary?刚才呛的那口让我肚子饿了Allthatchokingsuremademehungry可不能饿着肚子就写作文小蜗Ican'twriteonanemptystomach,Gary得补充一点精神食粮Igottohavemybrainfood来看看Now,let,ssee要白面包还是黑面包whiteorryebread?还是黑麦粗面包Orpumpernickel?应该得看里面夹的是什么肉Iguessitreallydependsonthemeatinside还有奶酪andthecheese有人来了Avisitor?找我的Forme?邮件你好Hello寄给海绵宝宝先生的包裹PackageforMr.Squarepants太棒了Great谢谢Thanks所以说So,uh你喜欢送信吗youlikedeliveringmail?这是我的饭碗Itputsbreadonthetable碗里是白面包还是黑麦粗面包Ryeorpumpernickel?真是的Oh,brother所以说你自己的信是自己送的So,doyoudeliveryourownmail还是说你有自己的邮递员会给你送
