SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝现在播出的是派斯精选Andnowit,stimeforPatchy,sPick派斯精选主持人是海绵宝宝的头号♥粉丝hostedbySpongeBob1Snumberonefan海盗派斯PatchythePirate你们好粉丝同伴们Ahoy,fellowfanatics欢迎收看派斯精选WelcometoPatchy'sPick要不你们来厨房♥吧Whydon'tyoucomeonbacktothegalley?我今天在给你们整点消遣的mcookinguparealtreatforyoutoday骗上贼船我们要来看我最爱的节目骗上贼船We'regoingtoseemefavoriteshow.Shanghaied无聊Boring这不就是我的没意思小跟班Well,ifitisn'tmylessthanamusingsidekick鹦鹉波蒂吗PottytheParrot?波蒂跟观众们打个招呼Potty,sayhellotothenicepeople我是被强行关押在这的mbeingheldhereagainstmywill救命Help波蒂Potty快回来Comeback波蒂Potty?波蒂Potty?你哪去了Where'dyougo?波蒂Potty?你在里面吗兄弟Youinthere,buddy?波蒂Potty?放我出去你个坏鸟Getmeoutofhere,youSCUrVybird好播动画片Well,rollthecartoon骗上贼船海草哥Kelp-O内含八个奖品的其中一个Withoneofeightessentialprizesinside真是见鬼了Holyshrimp章鱼哥上天从我麦片盒里生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababyfrommycerealbox章鱼哥Squidward章鱼哥上天生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababy那个不是小孩That'snotababy是大锚That'sagiantanchor现在给我滚Nowgoaway海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob上天生小孩了Theskyhadababy我知道Iknow你觉得我们该给人家起什么名Whatdoyouthinkweshouldnameit?要么Howabout要不你们两个去爬锚绳去Whydon'tyoutwogoclimbitsanchorrope?它一定会通往很远的地方去msureitgoessomewherefaraway看看你们干的好事Nowlookwhatyou'vedone不是我们干的章鱼哥Wedidn'tdoit,Squidward我们可清白了Ourhandsareclean清白Clean我倒要刨根问底查个明白Well,mgonnagettothebottomofthisthing你那不是问顶吗Wouldn'tthatbethetop?章鱼哥等等Squid,wait等等Wait几英寸后船Ship海绵宝宝你到底要在你那SpongeBob,howlongareyougonnastayin小小妙世界里待多久yourlittlefantasyworld?不是快看有大船No,look,agiantship太棒了Great我们走1.et'sgo终能给这乱扔大锚的来一点教训了NowIcanfinallygivethisanchor-dropperapieceofmymind感觉不太好章鱼哥Idon'tknow,Squidward那艘船周围有可怕的绿光Thatshiphasaspookygreenglowaroundit可能就是因为That'sprobablybecause船主实在是游手好闲itsgood-for-nothingowneristoolazy懒得打扫锚也不好好放tocleanordropitsanchorsintherightplace章鱼哥等等Squid,wait好了Allright谁是这木头箱子的主人whoownsthiscrate?主人快出来Comeonout我要投诉你Iwannafileacomplaint这地方是不是感觉很熟悉Doesn'tthisplaceseemfamiliar?不清楚Idon'tknow怎么了Why?不好说Idon'tknow感觉就是有那么点印象Doesn'titjustkindofringabell?响铃没错Yes我知道谁是这船的主人Iknowwhoownsthisboat就是想不起名字butIjustcan'tplacethename飞天魔鬼所有错了名字不叫Nono,it'snot我是飞天魔鬼IamtheFlyingDutchman对了That'sit章鱼哥这船是红男爵的Squidward,thisshipbelongstotheRedBaron是谁在飞天魔鬼的地盘上打扰人家的Whobedisturbin'theFlyingDutchmaninhisownlair?是章鱼哥It'sSquidward他要投诉你Hewantstocomplaintoyou我我我I-I-I我可可可没有No,I-I-Idon,t那你骂人家船脏人懒乂是怎么一回事Well,whataboutallthatStuffabouthimhavingadirtyshipandbeinglazyandall?我可没说过Ineversaidthat侮辱一个人的船Insultin'aman'sship比侮辱一个人的妈更严重beworsethaninsultin'hismother错了等下No,no,wait你刚骂的是他妈脏itwashismotheryousaidwasdirty不是船脏nothisship下一个是你们You'renext真是差一点就死了Thatwasacloseone欢迎回来Welcomeback真是差一点点就死了Thatwasacloserone欢迎回来Welcomeback他们两个怎么每次捣乱Howcomewhentheyactup你都要欢迎alltheygetisthewelcomewagon?要我说早就Ifyouaskme,it's所以你们要不要再来一次So,areyougonnatrythatagain?也许吧Probably那现在呢How'boutnow?不不他们不要No,no,they,renot听好了Nowlisten鬼矩手册无论是谁登上了飞天魔鬼的船WhosoeversetsfootontheFlyingDutchman'sship不管是不是不请自来uninvitedorotherwise都要成为他的鬼水手shallbecomemembersofhisghostlycrew到永远forever然后And永远ever我们会领名片吗Willwebegettingbusinesscards?安静Silence你们现在是我的鬼水手了You'repartofmycrewnow我们的工作就是四处航行吓唬别人andourjobistosailaroundandfrightenpeople会很累人It'llbegrueling麻木人mind-numbing还反反复复的andrepetitive差不多就像Justlike白天的电视节目daytimetelevision现在你给我听好先生Nowyoulistenhere,mister你要是真觉得我会Ifyouthinkmgonna在这垃圾堆里待个五分钟以上spendmorethanfiveminutesonthisdumpster你就想多了thenyou'recrazy倒是看看这地方Imean,lookatthisplace恶心死了It'sdisgusting是谁教你Whoevertoldyou一定要把油灯放硬木板边上thathavingoillampsnexttohardwoodpanelingwasagoodidea怎么Nowwhat?要给我看东西Isupposeyou'regonnashowme真是好好看That'sverynice这什么玩意魔术表演吗Whatisthis,somekindofmagicact?谁还要进去飞天绝望里玩一玩WouldanyoneelseliketoentertheFlyofDespair?不用了No我们明白自己地位了飞天魔鬼先生Weknowourplacenow,MisterDutchman我们会照你说的做的We'lldoanythingyousay那么新来的可以Then,forstarters,youcan擦甲板swabthedeck快看派大星1.ook,Patrick活生生的鬼拖把Areal,live,ghostmop我有这顶帽子AndIgotthishat听着1.isten我们今晚要去裤头村We'reheadingdowntoBikiniBottomtonight来闹个鬼foralittlehauntingspree所以我要这艘船的外观非常吓人soIwantthisshiptolookgoodandscary你是说你要船的外观非常Youmeanyouwantittolookgood吓人andscary我们也许可以Well,Ithinkwecanprobably错广No,no人家说的是要外观特别好1thinkhemeanshewantsittolooksogood好到可怕的地步thatit'sscary或者可能是让船的外观很吓人Ormaybethatbylookingsoscary就可以忽略掉船很难看了youforgetthatitdoesn'tlookgood我听不懂Ido
