SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝欢迎来到海之霸蟹堡王快点海绵宝宝Comeon,SpongeBob下班了It'squirtin'time我今晚有场牌要打vegotacardgametonight你要跟谁打牌蟹老板Who'reyouplayingcardswith,Mr.Krabs?海之霸我要去海之霸跟痞老板打mgoingovertotheChumBuckettoplaywithPlankton痞老板Plankton?可是蟹老板But,Mr.Krabs他可是你的死对头he,syourarch-enemy偷蟹黄堡秘方偷了有好几年了He'sbeentryingtostealtheKrabbyPattyformulaforyears你为什么要跟他打牌Whywouldyouplaycardswithhim?我告诉你你别传出去Betweenyouandme全裤头村里就属痞老板牌打得最烂PlanktonistheworstcardplayerinBikiniBottom十五年来我每周四晚上Why,vebeentakinghimtothecleaners都能把他钱都给赢走everyThursdaynightforfifteenyears我从来就没输过Ineverlose把他钱都赢走Takinghimtothecleaners真好笑That'sahotone昨天牌打得怎么样蟹老板How'dthecardgamegolastnight,Mr.Krabs?我输了Ilost见鬼了Barnacles蟹老板Mr.Krabs你输了多少钱Howmuchmoneydidyoulose?我没输钱Ididn'tloseanymoney我输了1lost别跟我说你输了蟹堡王Don'ttellmeyoulosttheKrustyKrab我输rIlost蟹老板Mr.Krabs跟我说你没输掉pleasetellmeyoudidn'tlosethe蟹黄堡的秘密配方KrabbyPattysecretformula我输了1lost你you什么What?我拿你当赌注然后我输了IbetyourcontractandIlost真好笑蟹老板Goodone,Mr.Krabs好了我得去做蟹黄堡了Well,IgottogomakethoseKrabbyPatties恐怕mafraid你再也不能在这工作了youdon'tworkhereanymore跟我说这话不是玩笑Pleasetellmethisisn'tajoke快说蟹老板Goon,Mr.Krabs跟他说Tellhim说你开的玩笑有多残忍♥恶心Tellhimallaboutyourcruel,sickjoke尽管我特爱残忍♥恶心的玩笑AsmuchasIlovecruel,sickjokes但我恐怕他没开玩笑mafraidhe'snotjoking你现在要给我工作了海绵宝宝Youworkformenow,SpongeBob该戴上海之筋桶型工作头盔了TimetoputontheofficialChumBucketbuckethelmet可是蟹老板But,Mr.Krabs我不想给他工作Idon'twannaworkforhim我要在这蟹堡王给你工作IwannaworkforyouhereattheKrustyKrab对不起小子msorry,boy都是我的错It,sallmyfault到底会是怎样冷酷无情的人Whatkindofcold,heartlessperson会拆散这样充满爱的感情wouldbreakapartsuchalovingrelationship?就是我Iwould海绵宝宝SpongeBob蟹老板Mr.Krabs这回是你错的最笨的一回老螃蟹Thisisyourgreatestblunder,Krabs十五年来我玩牌就是为了Forfifteenyears,vebeenthrowingthosecardgames等着你失手justwaitingforyoutoslipup虽然我可能并没有蟹黄堡秘方1maynothavethepreciousKrabbyPattyformula但是我拥有第二好的东西butvegotthenextbestthing就是做蟹黄堡的人theguywhomakes'em我马上就能让你破产了老螃蟹mgonnarunyououtofbusiness,Krabs蟹老板Mr.Krabs海之霸海绵宝宝SpongeBob我能把胳膊要向来吗CanIhavemyarmsback?这是哪里Whatisthisplace?科学好了我准备好拿蟹黄堡了Okay,mreadyformyKrabbyPatty其实Actually痞老板先生Mr.Plankton,sir我还没1haven't可能你还不太明白Perhapsyoudon'tunderstand你现在在给我工作Youworkformenow作为你的新老板andasyournewboss我命令你马上给我做蟹黄堡Icommandyoutomakemeapattythisinstant否则我就只能摘掉你的脑子orllbeforcedtoremoveyourbrain装到我的机器厨师里面去andimplantitinmyrobotchef那就开始做吧Sogetcooking厨房♥厨房♥牌子上面写着厨房♥Thesignsays"kitchen"厨房♥我的心上却写着监狱butmyheartsays"jai,炉台仍是炉台Astoveisastove无论身在何处nomatterwhereyougo肉饼仍是肉饼Apattyisapatty正是这样that'swhatIsay烤架仍是烤架Agrillisagrill确实是如此thisissurelyso薯条仍是薯条Andfriesshouldbefries怎管如何eitherway但这烤架不属于家Butthisgrillisnotahome炉台我也不熟悉ThisisnotthestoveIknow我可以把它换过去Iwouldtradeitallaway只愿你能够回来ifyou'dcomebacktostay这间厨房♥不一样Thiskitchen,snotthesame没有你withoutyou只是一家小破店It,sjustagreasyspoon一家小破店justagreasyspoon没有你withoutyou他在搞什么Whatishedoing?掉眼泪Allthesetears还有乱唱歌♥andtheshowtunes他怎么没在做蟹黄堡Whyisn'themakingthepatties?算了Forgetit启用B计划mgoingwithplanB把他脑子放到机器BJ师里面去llputhisbrainintherobotchef你应该要清楚那样子没用的Youknowthatneverworks答案很明显Theanswerisobvious要让海绵宝宝工作togettotheSpongeBob你必须要在他面前表现出同情与理解youmustshowhimcompassionandunderstanding这样他就会给你你想要的东西了thenhe'llgiveyouwhatyouwant能安静会儿吗Willyoubequiet?我还在想办法mthinking有了vegotit要让海绵宝宝工作TogettotheSpongeBob我就得在他面前表现出同情与理解llshowhimcompassionandunderstanding这样他就会给我我想要的东西了thenhe'llgivemewhatIwant嗨Hi对不起痞老板msorry,Plankton我尽力了vetriedmybest我不习惯这样子做蟹黄堡mnotusedtocookingthisway求你别把我脑子弄出来Pleasedon'ttakemybrainout等等海绵宝宝Holdit,SpongeBob我能同情和理解你mcapableofcompassionandunderstanding真的吗Really?那我想要回蟹堡王去ThendliketogobacktotheKrustyKrab别给我得寸进尺1.et'snotgetcarriedaway那我现在要怎样才能让你NowwhatcanIdotomakeyou在海之霸♥工♥作得更舒服一点morecomfortablehereattheChumBucket?我一般用烤架做蟹黄堡Well,Iusuallycookonagrill没问题Yougotit厨房♥弄过来虽说不太容易Well,itwasn'teasy不过也弄好了buthereitis一个烤架Oneoldfryinggrill现在试用下怎么样Howaboutwetryitout?我只是It,sjustthat习惯烤架朝那个方向musedtothegrillfacingthatway不必多说Saynomore一切我都会办妥的1Itakecareofeverything放这怎么样Howabouthere?往左边一点点Alittlemoretotheleft这样呢海绵宝宝How'sthis,SpongeBob?再移一点点Moveitoveralittlemore这边呢Here?继续移Keepgoing这边呢Here?差不多了Almost可以了That'sit再移一下justalittlemore兀夫perfect就放这了Rightthe
