ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
规划委员会会议进行中所以希望我关于Pawnee公园35个要点的展示没有信息超载So,IhopeIhavenotoverloadedyouwithmy35-pointpresentationonPawneeCommons,但我觉得如果用一个词来总结这个项目butIthinkifIcouldsumupthisprojectinoneword,应该是“引起轰动”itwouldbe"Dynamite.',”引起轰动“代表着敢于冒险的青年友好的"Dynamite"standsfordaring,youth-friendly,自然的惊奇的欢乐的诱人的natural,amazing,merry,inviting,吸引游客的和生态友好的touristattraction-y,andeco-friendly.谢谢你Knope女议员Thankyou,CouncilwomanKnope.非常非常详尽还有那么多缩略词Very,verythoroughandsomanyacronyms.我知道啊Iknow.Jamm议员CouncilmanJamm?谢谢你BillThankyou,Bill.不不用各位坐下就好No,please,everyonebeseated.让记录显示曾有起立鼓掌1.ettherecordshowtherewasastandingovation.不没有啊-没有No,therewasn't.-Therewasnot.历史会决定的Historywilldecide.我对48号♥地的计划很简单MyplanforLot48issimple.但能直接塞脸上的东西为啥还要读呢Butwhyreaditwhenyoucanshoveitrightinyourface?我想把这块地卖♥♥给大肚汉堡IwanttosellthislottoPaunchBurger.这是理由Here'swhy.我们赚钱Wemakemoney.他们赚钱Theymakemoney.他们做汉堡Theymakeburgers.我们吃汉堡Weeatburgers.那就是个赢赢赢-赢That'sawin-win-win-win.展示结束Jamm退场Presentationover.Jammout.哦天啊Oh,man.有扭扭薯条吗我喜欢他们的扭扭薯条Aretherecurlyfries?IIovetheircurlyfries.AnnAnn.嗯计划委员会有一周时间决定Well,theplanningcommissionhasaweektodecide他们是想要一座美丽革新的社区公园iftheywantabeautiful,innovativecommunitypark还是一堆油腻的猪油炸♥弹♥orabunchofgreasylardbombs.这不是我的偏见mnoteditorializing.大肚汉堡销量第一的汉堡真就叫做油腻猪油炸♥弹♥PaunchBurger'snumber-one-sellingburgeristheGreasyLardBomb.给我暗示一下吧你们偏向哪一边Justgivemeahintastowhichwayyouguysareleaning.私下说吗Offtherecord?我们偏向JammWe'releaningtowardsJamm.为啥啊你们知道我的计划对社区更好啊Why?Youknowmyplanisbetterforthecommunity.哦确实好太多了但你也还缺$50,000Oh,it'swaybetter,butyou'realsoshort$50,000.我们不能通过一个资金不足的项目Wecan'tapproveanunderfundedproject.嘿筹到剩下的钱你的公园就到手了Hey,gettherestofthemoney,yougetyourpark.你只有一周时间Youonlyhaveaweek.关F结婚礼物登记再问几个问题Justacoupleofquestionsfortheregistry.结婚日期5月16日Weddingdate,May16th.我们要邀请多少客人来着Howmanyguestsareweinviting?呃大概100个吧-25,000Uh,about100.-25,000.我们有一点点分歧We'rehavingalittlebitofadispute.我想邀请镇上的每一个人和每一位现任国会议员IwanttoinviteeveryoneinthetownandeverysittingmemberofCongress,而Ben对此有点固执了andBen'sbeingalittlestubbornaboutit.100人就好Just100.我们要怎么办啊伙计们Whatarewegoingtodo,guys?我们要怎么搞到那些钱Howarewegoingtogetthatmoney?嘿别这样啊Hey,comeon.振作一点小崽崽们Cheerup,littlepups.登记结婚礼物是你们人生中最重要的时刻了Registeringforyourweddingisthemostimportantmomentofyourlives.爱情1.ove.爱情会褪色的1.ovefadesaway.但物质呢Butthings?物质是永恒的Thingsareforever.这么说太美了原话是达♥赖♥喇♥嘛♥说的吗That'sbeautiful.DidtheDalaiLamasaythat?哦一个柑橘压汁器Ooh!Acitrusreamer!啊这是给柑橘榨汁的唯一方法Ah!Thisistheonlywaytoreamcitrus.这玩意儿你们会需要两个You'regonnaneedtwoofthese.我不想要柑橘压汁器Idon'twantacitrusreamer.我不想要任何这些东西1don'twantanyofthisstuff.我唯一想的是和你结婚然后奇迹般地搞到$50,0001.ook,allIwantistobemarriedtoyouandtosomehowget$50,000.嘿等等Hey,hangon.要是我们给公园登记而不是我们的东西呢Whatifweregisterfortheparkinsteadofthestuff?哇哇哇哇Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.Ben不能叫东西Ben,it'snotstuff.是物质It'sthings.别听他瞎说物质Don'tlistentohim,things.你们太棒了我爱你们You'rewonderful,andIloveyou.好吧这是个好主意解释一下Okay,thisisagoodidea.Explain.好我们可以组织一场晚礼服宴会提供食物和音乐Okay.Wecouldorganizeablack-tiegalawithfoodandmusic或许举办义卖♥♥来筹款andmaybeasilentauctiontoraisemoney.是哦然后人们可以捐款Yeah,andpeoplecoulddonate,或者他们可以出价竞拍公园里所有东西的冠名权ortheycouldbidtoputtheirnamesoneverythinginthepark,比如长椅鹅卵石树木蚂蚁空气likebenches,cobblestones,trees,ants,air.是的有些是可行的Right,someofthatispossible.你真是个天才我们走-好吧Youareagenius.Let'sgo.-Okay.嘿伙计们Hey,guys.我真的挺享受这些床单啊非常舒适的mreallyfeelingthesesheets,verycozy.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第13集第5季第13集一周后我只想感谢你们所有人这周的辛劳工作Ijustwanttosaythankyouforallyourhardworkthisweek.给你们自己鼓个掌吧Giveyourselvesahand.但你们的鼓掌还太早了Butyourapplauseispremature.是你刚刚跟我们说鼓掌的啊Youjusttoldustoapplaud.嗯如果我跟你说要从桥上跳下去你会跳吗Well,ifItoldyoutojumpoffabridge,wouldyoudoit?我希望如此1hopeso,因为这次宴会能成功的唯一方式becausetheonlywaythatthisgalaisgoingtohappen就是你们按我说的做isifyoudoeverythingIsay.Tom我需要你再联♥系♥这张表上的三家食品供应商Tom,1needyoutocontactthreemorefoodvendorsonthislist,而且需要他们免费提供andtheyneedtodoitforfree.很煎蛋懂了没momelet.Getit?“很简单"“很煎蛋”,I,monit；'"I'momelet'?我懂了而且我很喜欢但我现在没时间玩食物谐音梗了Igetit,andIloveit,butIdon'thavetimeforfoodpunsrightnow.好我出发了Okay,mheadingout.”派”见Good-pie.走Go.“花“肘花"我太棒了回见伙计们"Gurt."Gogurt.mincredible.Seeyou,guys.好的DonnaJerry.Okay.Donna,Jerry-1.eslie1.eslie!1.eslie我们需要你现在就回到指挥中心1.eslie,weneedyoubackatthecommandcenterrightnow!我们遭遇了一级城市紧急情况WehaveaClassOnecityemergency.哦我的天Gayle我的姑娘们Oh,myGod.Gayle.Mygirls!是什么危机What'stheemergency?哦这只是个演习Oh,thisisjustadrill,但我假装是真的太开心了butIamhavingsomuchfunpretendingit'sreal.你开玩笑吧备灾部门的人挑的是今天吗Areyoukiddingme?TheDisasterPreparednesspeoplepickedtoday?每一年印第安纳州的每个城市都会被应急准备部门考核EachyeareverycityinIndianaisreviewedbytheDepartmentofEmergencyPreparedness.而Pawnee已经连续12年失败了AndPawneehasfailed12yearsinarow.去年的报告里他们的描述是Onlasty
