ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
嘿-嘿Hey.-Hey.我打扰了什么国家大事吗AmIinterruptingsomethingimportant?不可能啊我为政♥府♥_L4、Impossible.Iworkforthegovernment.我刚刚把姑娘们接来了觉得我们该过来转转Ijustpickedupthegirls.Thoughtwe,dstopby.姑娘们怎么Howarethegirls.是的她们来了你们好啊女孩们Yes,theyare.Hello,girls.最近Diane和我频繁见面DianeandIhavebeenseeingalotofeachother,recently.她是一位精明自信强大的女人Sheisasharp,confident,strongwoman.她的孩子们声音很大Herchildrenareloud.功夫Kungfu!麻烦来了Herecomestrouble!这太好玩了Thisisfun.小心点姑娘们Easy,girls.我们会小心的Lewis小姐We'llbecareful,MissLewis.对不起我搞定了msorry.Igotit.我们只是想来邀请你今晚去讨糖吃Wejustwantedtoinviteyoutocometrickortreatingtonight.我觉得我超龄了Ithinkmalittleold.我们能去吗Ron拜托了Canwego,Ron,please?拜托-当然你也能来Please?-Youcancome,sure.但我们7点就得去不然好糖果就都没了ButWehavetogoby7:00orelsethegoodcandywillbegone.听起来不错Soundsperfect.来吧姑娘们Comeon,girls.拜RonBye,Ron!回头见RonSeeyoulater,Ron!今晚再见Seeyoutonight!刚刚究竟发生了啥Whatthehelljusthappened?公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第5集第5季第5集所以三间卧室两间浴室一个挺好的大院子So,threebedrooms,twobaths,nicebigbackyard.但没有蹦床室对吧Butnotrampolineroom,correct?是的Correct像世界上所有的房♥子一样没有蹦床室1.ikeallhousesintheworld,there,snotrampolineroom.嗯Mmm.Ben十天后就从华盛顿回来了而我们要一起搬进一座房♥子BeniscomingbackfromD.C.in10daysandwearemovingintoahousetogether.他可以搬去我那边但那是个恐怖噩梦般的囤积者之巢Hewouldmoveintomyplace,butit'sascarynightmarehoardernest.他的原话还有Ann的原话Hiswords.AndAnn's.还有健康部门官方报告的原话AndtheofficialreportfiledbytheHealthDepartment.你们需要三间卧室吗Youguysneedthreebedrooms?嗯主卧是给我们的Well,themasterisforus.然后第二间卧室是我们的办公室andthenthesecondbedroomisouroffice,我们会坐在双人办公桌上wherewewillsitatatwo-persondesk为自己的专栏写下针硬时弊的文章andwritedevastatingop-edpiecesaboutsocialills.挺好玩的房♥间我就知道That'safunroom.-1know.那第三问呢-那是OPrah套房♥Andwhataboutthethird?-That'stheOprahsuite.那是OPrah来镇上时住的位置That'swhereOprahstayswhenshe'sintown.但其他客人也能呆那里对吧Butotherguestscanstaythere,right?我不知道让OPrah决定吧Idon'tknow.That'sOprah'scall.我就是太高兴Ben和我能在这里开始我们的生活了mjustsoexcitedthatBenandIaregonnabestartingourliveshere.感觉我的未来终于回到正轨rItfeelslikemyfuture'sfinallybackontrack.Martha我要租下这套房♥子Martha,Iwannaleasethishouse.很好Great.觉得会比刚刚更戏剧化一点呢Thoughtitwasgonnabemoredramaticthanthat.等等Holdon.好再说一遍Okay,sayitagain.Martha我要租卜这套房♥子Martha,Iwannaleasethishouse.呜Whoo!公园部ParksDepartment!ChrisTraeger市政经理朋友希望成为的人生教练ChrisTraegencitymanager,friend,aspiringlifecoach以及心理咨♥询♥中的RichardNygard医生最佳进步病人奖得主andrecipientofDr.RichardNygard,sawardforMostImprovedPatientformypsychotherapysessions.哇那也太棒了ChrisWow,that,sgreat,Chris.祝贺啊-谢了JerryCongrats.-Thanks,Jerry.只是张纸而已It,sjustapieceofpaper,而且是我明确请求之后他给我做的andheonlymadeitformeafterIspecificallyaskedforit求的时候还哭了但是.whilecryingloudly,but.接受这个奖当然意义重大Itsuremeantalottoreceiveit为庆祝万圣节InhonorOfHalloween,市政经理办公室会在院子里举办恐怖电影之夜thecitymanager'sofficewillbethrowingascarymovienightinthecourtyard.今晚的电影是1986年的户外恐怖经典Tonight'sfilmisthe1986horrorcampclassic,一部谣传存在的假恐怖电影死亡独木舟4:血湖谋杀DeathCanoe4:MurderAtBloodLake.认真的吗那可是最好的一部啊Seriously?That'sthebestone!我希望没人介意我推特直播这个姨♥子♥IhopenoonemindsifIlive-tweetthisbitch.我会穿成我最害怕的东西前来Iamcomingdressedasmygreatestfear,因为RichardNygard医生觉得我应该直面恐惧becauseDr.RichardNygardfeelsthatIshouldfacemyfears而不是逃避insteadofrunningfromthem.他很有智慧我一周见他5次He'sverywise.1seehimfivetimesaweek.他把我的生命像只虚弱的小鸟一样捏在手里Heholdsmylifeinhishandlikeafragilelittlebird.今晚见Seeyoutonight!嗯MUrray议员领先了18个百分点Well,CongressmanMurrayhasan18-pointlead.Calloway资金不足已经停止竞选Callowayisoutofmoneyandhasstoppedcampaigning.所以祝贺So,congratulations!干得好所有人是啊Greatwork,allofyou!-Yeah.尤其是我Especiallyme!尤其是每个人这是集体努力的成果真的Especiallyeveryone.Thiswasateameffort,really.但我是最好的谢谢你们ButIwasthebest.Thankyou.你们都是很好的Youwereallfantastic.最好的是我AprilLudgate真正的英雄Mostofallme,AprilLudgate,therealhero.谢谢你们不用谢Thankyouandyou'rewelcome.实际上April如果你想你可以早点回Pawnee了Actually,April,ifyouwant,youcanheadbacktoPawneeearly.给几件事收尾然后.-棒哦Wrapafewthingsupand.-Great.呜真是个好退场Whoo!That'sanexit.走了但不会被忘记Gone,butneverforgotten.那是谁啊我开玩笑的Whowasthat?mjustkidding.嗯所有人干得漂亮再说一次Well,everybody,greatjob!Onceagain.是的所有人你们每一位Yes!Everybody!-Allofyou!我能跟你聊会儿吗CanItalktoyouforasec?不错吧对吧你知道我必须说Murray真的脱险Notbad,right?Youknow,Ihavetosay,Murrayreallycamethrough.是是这次结束了我们赢r干得好之类之类之类Yeah,yeah,thisone'sover.Wewon.Greatjob.Blah,blah,blah.我们聊聊你接下来要干什么1.et'stalkaboutwhatyou'regonnadonext.嗯我准备来份芝十鸡肉然后看银翼杀手来着Well,1wasgonnagetachickenparmandwatchBladeRunner.哦你说的是就是工作方面Oh.Areyoutalkingabout,like,job-wise?是的Ben我说的是就是工作方面Yes,Ben,Iamtalkingabout,like,job-wise.所以你也是个公主啊嘿Soyou'reaprincess,too,hey?扮演Diane的演员LucyLawless在战上公主西娜扮演过6年的主角哦过去四年里一切都是公主主题的Oh.Forthelastfouryears,everythinghasbeenprincesses.每一本书每一部电影每一个背包Everybook,everymovie,everybackpack.永远都是公主Allprincessesallthetime.听起来真好玩是个噩梦Thatsoundsfun.-Ifsanightmare.抱歉我就去归档一个快速报告Excuseme,Ijusthave
