ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我的反应就是“啥啊"Andmlike,"What?"Andy在楼里工作真的挺棒的It'sprettygreathavingAndyworkinginthebuilding.这家伙是个开心果他的新招式背着跑Theguyissomuchfun.Hisnewthing?Piggybackrides!随叫随到Anytimeyouwant.背着跑背着跑Piggyback!Piggyback!让路背着跑砰Move!Piggyback!Bam!背着跑砰Piggyback!Bam!MaaaaaarkMaaaaaark!BrendanawiczBrendanawicz!力口力口弓Giddyup!Giddyup!哦OhlHowser议员您好CouncilmanHowser.Hello.你好Hello.您收到我的48号♥地重分区可能性提案了吗DidyougetmyproposalforthepossiblerezoningofLot48?我很忙Ihavebeenbusy.我知道但我觉得这真的是件造福邻里的事情Iknow.ButIthinkitwouldbeareallygreatthingfortheneighborhood.我不怀疑但其实是资源分配的问题Idon'tdoubtit.Butit'sreallyaquestionofresourceallocation.我完全理解但我们都明白AndIcompletelyunderstandthat.ButyouandIbothknow如果我们想找到钱我们就能找到thatifwewannafindthemoney,wecan.我有点赶mrunninglate.哦我跟你一起走Oh,llwalkwithyou.听着事情是这样的我们给公园分配资金的时候.See,thethingis,whenweallocatemoneyforparks.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第10集第2季第10集仅作提醒明天休半天Justareminder.Tomorrow'sahalf-day.)erryMark和我要去展开Jerry,MarkandIhavetoconducttheannualtrailsurvey滑榆公园的年度小路调蛰atSlipperyElmPark.Ron我做了小路调查的纪念帽子Ron,Ihadthetrailsurveyhatsmadetocommemoratethetrip.小路调查男孩很好JerryNice,Jerry.哦如果你们对细节有疑问的话Oh,andifyouhaveanyquestionsaboutthedetails,欢迎通过邮件打给我feelfreetoshootmeanemail.他唯一会调杳的小路是谎言和骗局的小路Theonlytrailshe'sgonnabesurveyingaretrailsofliesanddeception.Ron和公园管♥理♥员♥有特殊约定Ronhasaspecialdealwiththeparkrangers.每年11月他们让他使用小木屋EveryNovember,theylethimusetheircabin这样他就能和办公室里所有男的秘密打猎sohecangoonasecrethuntingtripwithalltheguysintheoffice.不是所有男的他从来不带我Notalltheguys.He'snevertakenme.好吧所有男性Fine,allthemen.Ron废话少说Ron,let,scutthebull.我想让我Tom和其他女同胞们加入你们的打猎旅行Iwantme,Tomandalltheotherladiesincludedonyourhuntingtrip.打猎旅行我们是在做小路调查LeslieHuntingtrip?We'redoingthetrailsurvey,Leslie.你真的就在听火鸡的声音啊You'reliterallylisteningtoturkeycalls.这不是说唱啊Isthisnotrap?不是吧你-好吧跟你说Comeon.-Allright.Look,这不仅仅是打猎It,snotjustahuntingtrip.这是传统It'satradition.我打猎真的很厉害更厉害的是成为你们男的的一员Iamreallygoodathuntingandmevenbetteratbeingoneoftheguys.嗯这是工作场合所以.Well,it'saworkevent,so.法律上我也没法阻止你-太棒了legallyIcan'tstopyoufromcoming.-Yes!肯定会很好玩的我会带烤棉花糖的Thisisgonnabesofun!I1bringS,mores.就像这样Andjustlikethat政♥府♥工作中我唯一享受的小方面theonetinyaspectofgovernmentIenjoyed在我眼前被棒打致死了wasclubbedtodeathbeforemyeyes.April我需要你帮我做件事April!Ineedyoutodosomethingforme.我明天去打猎了所以打电♥话♥给国家公园管理办mgoinghuntingtomorrow,socalltheStateParksOffice得到我们预算文件已交的口头确认andgetverbalconfirmationthatourbudgetdocumentationisin.我能告诉你16位置询号♥码CanIjusttellyouthe16-digittrackingnumber,或者你想让我给你写下来ordoyouwantmetowriteitdown?我写下来吧你能搞定吗llwriteitdown.Canyouhandlethis?你需要我打一个号♥码然后大声读出另一个号♥码吗Youwantmetodialanumberandthenreadanothernumberoutloud?是的你能搞定吗Yes.Canyouhandlethis?不能No.尽量好吗Well,try,okay?如果你做到了我就把我打到的第一只火鸡以你的名字命名Andifyoudoit,IwillnamethefirstturkeyIshootafteryou.厉害哦Cool.Ann准备杀点鸟了吗Ann!Readytobagsomebirds?不但我准备好在火堆边休息看看我的无脑生活杂♥志♥Nope.ButIamreadytorelaxbythefireandgetmyRealSimplemagazineon.如果你改变主意了你现在就能成为一名持证的印第安纳猎手了Well,ifyouchangeyourmind,you'renowofficiallyalicensedIndianahunter.哦恶心Oh,gross.您好您现在已接通印第安纳国家公园部Hello,youhavereachedtheIndianaStateParksDepartment.您的来电对我们很重要请不要挂机Yourcallisveryimportanttous.Pleasestayontheline.好的我们开始吧-我们来了Allright,herewego!-Hereweare!他在那了-是RonThereheis.-There'sRon!哦挺漂亮的啊Oh,it'spretty!我也觉得-我以为会很恶心Iknow.-1thoughtitwasgonnabegross.额滴神啊Ron回来真好Holycow.Ron,itisgoodtobeback.偷袭Sneakattack!该死-我是扒裤天王向我鞠躬吧Damnit!-1amthePantsKing!Bowtome.鞠躬鞠躬-我是扒裤Bow!Ibow!-1amthePants.我是扒裤天后IamthePantsQueen.搞啥啊Whatthehell?向扒裤天后鞠躬BowtothePantsQueen.当你和男人出去的时候你得准备好被好好扒裤Whenyou'reoutwiththeboys,yougottabereadyforagoodpantsing.所以我用松紧带把胸罩系在牛仔裤上That'swhyIhavesuspendersthatconnectmybratomyjeans.吹牛老爹RonRon'P.Diddy'Combs.我必须承认这个地方很尾♥哦Ihavetoadmit,thisplaceisprettytight.有人要来点嗡烟吗MayIinterestanyoneinsomechew?好主意啊HaverfordNicetouch,Haverford.我也来点1.etmegetsomeofthat.你确定吗Yousure?是我没把你看做是会嚼这玩意儿的人Yeah.-1wouldnothavepeggedyouasauserofmouthtobacco.我是充满惊喜的Ronmfullofsurprises,Ron.哦不对Oh,man.我的胃有点不舒服我有点想吐Mystomach,salittleupset.Ifeelalittlequeasy.啊可能是那个嚼烟的原因你可以吐出来Yeah,thatmightbethechew.Youcouldspititout.我咽下去了不是应该咽下去吗Iswallowedit.You'resupposedtoswallowit,right?不是啊No.好吧Allright.可怜的孩子Poorlittlebuddy.不然为啥叫嚼烟不叫咽烟呢对吧RonWhytheycallitchewandnotswallow.AmIright,Ron?你说的没错Yes,youareright.好吧安全基础Allright,safetybasics!Donna能告诉我为什么不能往枪口里看吗Donna,canyoutellmewhyit'sbadtolookdownthebarrelofyourgun?这是陷阱问题吗Isthatatrickquestion?不DOnna别拜托No,Donna,don't!Please!第一条规矩不要把武器对准任何人Rulenumberone,donotpointtheweaponataperson.这也包括你自己的脸DonnaThatincludesyourownface,Donna.每年我们开始第一场打猎的时候都要敬酒Now,everyyear,beforewegoonourfirsthunt,wedoatoast.所以拿罐啤酒So,grababeer.敬打猎Tothehunt.赞成赞成-赞成赞成Hear,Hear.-Hear,Hear.
