ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
好的礼物时间Okay,timeforgifts.我们给所有人准备门故脸的礼物券Wehavegiftcertificatesforfacialsforeverybody,然后你能得到一个针织枕头印着你的脸thenyou'regonnagetaneedlepointpillowwithyourfaceonit以及你生日那天的报纸头条andanewsheadlinefromanewspaperonthedayyouwereborn.”约瑟夫斯大林去世”吗"JosephStalindies"?是的妈而你取代了他That'sright,Mom,andyoureplacedhim.虽然不是在种族灭绝的意义上Thoughnotintermsofgenocide.就是在你知道的存在于世界上的顺序Justintermsof,youknow,beingonearth.2月14日情人节是关于浪漫的February14th,Valentine'sDay,isaboutromance,而2月13日闺蜜节butFebruary13th,galentine'sday,是关于庆祝女性朋友们的isaboutcelebratingladyfriends.它很棒它应该是一个国家节日It,swonderful,anditshouldbeanationalholiday.它确实应该是国家节日Itshouldbeanationalholiday.亲爱的国会又是我LeslieDearCongress,it'sLeslieagain.我们来聊个人感情吧1.et'stalkaboutpersonalrelationships.谁先来呢DonnaWhowantstostart?Donna?我有几位在循环交往Ihaveseveralmeninrotation.有一位在外面车上等着我呢One'swaitingformeoutinthecar.别担心我摇下车窗了Don'tworry,Irolleddownthewindow.APriI你是这里的已婚人士了Andy怎么样APriLyou'retheoldmarriedbroadhere.How'sAndy?嗯上周他本应该加汽油的Well.lastweekhewassupposedtobuygas,但他反而买♥♥了新奇切曲奇器butinsteadheboughtnoveltycookiecutters.现在我们吃的所有东西都长得像恐龙Noweverythingweeatisshapedlikeadinosaur.他太棒了He'samazing.很好妈和Steven怎么样了Great.Andmom,how,sitgoingwithSteven?嗯因为我的可爱女儿我在网上认识了他Well,ImethimontheInternetbecauseofmylovelydaughter,而我们真的很合适andwearecompatible.啦啦啦啦啦啦啦1.a,la,la,la,la,la,la.好吧不不不不不Ann你能开始讲话吗Okay,no,no,no,no,no.Ann,canyoustarttalking?嗯我-我-我现在在间歇的状态Well,m-m-minabitofalullrightnow,但我很高兴你们在生活中都有butmsogladthatyouallhavepeopleinyourlives能关心的人所以祝贺你们了thatyoucareabout,so.Congrats!这么祝贺真的很难听起来不讽刺It,sreallyhardtosaycongratswithoutsoundingsarcastic.认真的我真心希望你们都很开心-Seriously,Ireallyhopeyouguysareallveryhappy-该死-我们是的Damnit.-Weare.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第14集第4季第14集Ann我只想说我问你爱情生活的时候让你难堪对不起Ann,IjustwantedtosaymsorryifIputyouonthespotwhenIaskedyouaboutyourlovelife.你现在怎么样了Howareyoudoing?你知道我单身基本都还好Youknow,mmostlyfinebeingsingle.只是这是一年中都是红心和玫瑰的时候It'sjustthistimeofyearwiththeheartsandroses,就会让我有点沮丧itjustgetsmealittledown.但闺蜜节让我心情好了很多Butgalentine,sdaymademefeelbetter,所以谢谢sothanks.哦Ann你这个美丽的老处♥女♥Oh,Ann,youbeautifulspinster.我会为你找到爱情的Iwillfindyoulove.啥你说了什么吗What?Didyousaysomething?爱你哦1.oveyou.感谢各位的到场Thankyouallforbeinghere.我们开始吧1.et'sgetstarted.哇态度很棒啊RonWow.Greatattitude,Ron.抱歉我是在和排骨们说话Sorry,Iwastalkingtotheseribs.好的所以情人节舞会已经计划准备压到预算之下Okay,sotheValentine'sDaydanceisplanned,prepped,andunderbudget,但我们还有一个最后任务butwehaveonenaltask.AnnPerkins目前是一个人参加情人节舞会AnnPerkinsiscurrentlyattendingtheValentine'sDaydancealone,所以我需要你们每个人明天为她带一位合适的单身汉soIneedeachoneofyoutobringaneligiblebachelorforhertomorrow.Ann也不是完全丑陋的人啊Ann,snottotallyhideous.为什么她需要我们帮忙Whydoessheneedourhelp?因为这就是朋友们做的APrilBecausethat'swhatfriendsdo,April.他们帮助朋友寻找幸福Theyhelpfriendsfindhappiness.现在最后一个她喜欢的男的是ChrisNowthelastguyshelikedwasChris,但她不能再和他约会了因为他是她老板butshecan'tdatehimagainbecausehe'sherboss.所以我们在考虑预期心上人的时候Sowhenwe,rethinkingOfprospectivesweethearts,著名演员瑞恩高斯林RyanGosling时任美国副总统乔拜登JoeBiden美国演员导演萨姆沃特森SamWaterson我们需要考虑的特质是Weneedtothinkofpeoplewhoare.有魅力还有聪明还有善良Attractiveandsmartandkind.而如果你想知道哪种男的跟Ann合适Andifyou'rewonderingwhatkindofguyisrightforAnn,你只需要问就好了allyouneedtodoisask.还有你需要找的人必须有教养Alsoyouneedtofindsomeoneeducated,还要友善还要有趣-andfriendly,andfun-就说那个该死的缩写词吧justtellusthedamnword.欢腾他需要很欢腾Effervescent,heneedstobeeffervescent有教养友善有趣平等主义健壮精力充沛热情性感礼貌能共情不内八字有才华关于Ann的快速问题-QuickquestionaboutAnn有谁知道她也没有印度血统吗doesanyoneknowifshehasanyIndianinher?都别回应Noonerespond.所有人别说话-为什么Noonesayanything.-Why?我只是好奇Ann是不是有印度血统-安静mjustcuriousifAnnhasalittleindianinher.-Silence.我觉得她没有-那她想来点吗1don'tthinkshedoes.-Wouldshelikesome?情人节快乐HappyValentine'sDay.然后,“呜哇And.0oh-ah!快艇水獭吗-是的YachterOtter?-Yup.两个月前我梦见一只花♥花♥公♥子♥水獭在海上走丢了Twomonthsago,Ihaveadreamaboutaplayboyotterlostatsea,而你让他成真了andyoumakehimreal?嗯哼-我好爱Uh-huh.-1loveit.我以为我们同意不给彼此送礼物1thoughtwehadagreedthatweweren'tgonnageteachotherpresents因为我们都在忙着竞选-我也给你搞了个东西'causeWeweretoobusywiththecampaign-Igotyousomethingtoo.哦一个炸♥弹♥吗Oh,a.bomb?这是个密♥码♥筒就像那部电影达芬奇密♥码♥里一样Itisacryptex,likeinthatmovieTheDaVinciCode,那是你和我在StarzHD上看过的第一部电影whichwasthefirstmoviethatyouandIeverwatchedonStarzHD.哇这也太特殊了Wow,that'sspecific.里面会告诉你今晚9点在哪见我Insideitwilltellyouwheretomeetmeat9:00P.M.tonight,密♥码♥是五个字母的代码andthecombinationisafive-lettercode抓住了我们第三次约会的精髓thatcapturestheessenceofourthirddate.是哦-所以我们晚上见Yeah.-SoIwillseeyoutonight.除非你破解不了那个密♥码♥Unless.Youcan'tcrackthecode.我觉得我能破解密♥码♥IthinkIcancrackthecode.我完全不知道密♥码♥是啥Ihavenoideawhatthecodeis.嘿哥们你还好吗Hey,man,youokay?还在想着你前任呢Stillthinkingaboutyourex?MillicentGergich真的把我的心从身体里撕了出来MillicentGergichhasliterallytornmyheartfrommybody而换成一块厚厚的悲伤andreplaceditwithathickslabofsadness.我可能不
