ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
好了各位看看你们的文件夹里Okay,everyone.Lookinyourfolders.你们会找到关创立者周的信息Youwillfindinformationaboutfounder'sweek.而在我们开始头脑风暴之前AndbeforeWestartbrainstorming,我只想谢谢Ron借给我们他的小木屋IjustwannathankRonforlendingushiscabin.借吗1.ending?说得像是我有选择样MakesitsoundlikeIhadachoiceinthematter.我就不该答应这事儿或者让你们知道我有个小木屋Inevershould'veagreedtothisorletyouknowthatIhaveacabin或者认识你们任何人orgottentoknowanyofyou.就是这个精神That'sthespirit.创立者周是关于Pawnee一切的年度庆祝活动Founder'sweekisayearlycelebrationofallthingsPawnee.我们有吃馅饼比赛We'vegotapie-eatingcontest,一个巨大的抚摸动物园agiantpettingzoo,还有所有活动的爷爷andthegranddaddyofthemall,创立者周大游♥行♥thefounder'sweekparade.2012年创立者周大游♥行♥我不想过分吹捧Idon'twannaover-hypeit,玫瑰碗年度美国大学橄榄球比赛但我们的游♥彳j♥让玫瑰碗的游♥彳j♥butourparademakestherosebowlparade看起来像上门送屎大会looklikeaturds-on-wheelsconvention.我们来做个练习1.et'sdoanexercise.APriI什么让Pawnee成为世界上最好的城市April,whatmakesPawneethebestcityintheworld?简单人均最多谋杀案Easy:Mostmurderspercapita.断头台是在这里发明的Theguillotinewasinventedhere.市政厅是由海象黑♥手♥党♥负责运转的CityHallisrunbythewalrusmafia.Donna帮帮我是什么Pawnee这么棒Donna,helpmeout.WhatmakesPawneesogreat?生活开销很低Costoflivingischeap.差不多三年之后我就能攒够钱Inaboutthreeyears,Iwillhavesavedenough还清我在西雅图的公♥寓♥topayoffmycondoinSeattle.你在西雅图有公♥寓♥YouhaveacondoinSeattle?是的我喜欢那里的雨和鱼市Yes,Iliketherainandthefishmarkets.伙计们我们得集中注意力Guys,weneedtofocus.我想让这次成为最好的创立者周好吗Iwantthistobethebestfounder'sweekever,okay?别分心了Nomoredistractions.我好无聊我们找个树上做♥爱♥mbored.Let,sgohavesexinatree.他八分钟之后回来He'llbebackineightminutes.你为什么要带她来这里啊Whydidyouhavetobringherhere?我在这段关系里真的没有任何权力Idon'treallyhaveanypowerinthisrelationship.我会在树上想主意的1Ithinkofideasinthetree.任何人都欢迎来树上加入我们Anyone'swelcometojoinusinthetree!公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第22集第5季第22集真的吗Really?好吧谢谢Okay.Thankyou.拜Bye.你还好吗Youokay?嗯我没事Yeah,mfine.早上好啊Goodmorning,同事们同僚们朋友们colleagues,co-workers,friends.所有人觉得正常吗.Everyonefeelingnormal.今天today?事情是这样的Here'swhathappened.我把运动衫掉在了Ron的小木屋IleftmysweatshirtatRon'scabin.等我回去拿的时候我在垃圾里找到了这个WhenIwentbacktogetit,Ifoundthisinthetrash:阳性的验孕棒Positivepregnancytest.顺便说我意外扔掉了我的运动衫Sidenote:Iaccidentallythrewmysweatshirtaway.所以我才在垃圾里翻着呢That'swhy1wasdiggingthroughthetrash.那个也找到了挺酷的Foundthattoo.Prettycool.所以如果我的科学是对的Soifmyscienceiscorrect,曾在小木屋的五个女人之一-oneofthefivewomenwhowereatthecabin-LeslieDonnaAnnMona-Lisa或者April-Leslie,Donna,Ann,Mona-Lisa,orApril-怀孕了ispregnant!不会是AprilCan'tbeApril.她肯定会告诉我的Shewould'vetoldme.那就剩下四个嫌疑犯Thatleavesfoursuspects.只有一个人胜任这份工作There'sonlyonemanforthisjob:BertMacklinFBIBertMacklin,FBI.他们说我退休了TheysaidIwasretired.他们说我太危险不能去Pawnee警局TheysaidIwastoodangerousforthePawneePoliceDepartment.结果他们是对的Turnsouttheywereright.也是错的andwrong.MacklinMacklin,你个嫁♥子♥养♥的♥yousonofabitch.各位Pawnee居民大家好Hello,fellowPawneeans.众所周知创立者周庆祝活动明天开始Asyouknow,thefounder'sweekfestivitieskickofftomorrow.呃一条小小的公告Um,onesmallannouncement:因为一场悲惨的误解Duetoatragicmisunderstanding,最美小猪选美大赛theprettiestpigbeautypageant替换为猪排骨烧烤大赛hasbeenreplacedbyaporkribbarbecuecompetition.哦不Oh,no.转到没那么恐怖的新闻Butontolessgrislynews,感谢各位参与我们创立者周特别公共论♥坛♥thankyouforparticipatinginourspecialfounder,sweekpublicforum主持人是女议员LeslieKnopeledbycouncilwomanLeslieKnope.由J二一些非常专注的人♥民♥公仆的努力工作Thankstoalotofhardworkandsomeverydedicatedcivilservants,今年对于我们市是得意的一年thishasbeenabanneryearforourcity.肥胖和糖尿病减少了Obesityanddiabetesaredown.考试分数上升了Testscoresareup.Pawnee的浣熊袭击概率降低了Pawneeraccoonattackshavedecreased.人们在我们的公园百货店和医院里突然开始觉得安全了Peoplecannowsuddenlyfeelsafeinourparks,grocerystores,andhospitals.我对我们做到的事情非常自豪Iamveryproudofwhatwe'veaccomplished.实际上这次论♥坛♥Infact,thisforum.就像是我庆祝胜利跑的那一圈iskindofmyvictorylap.我今天在此问你们一个问题Iamheretodaytoaskyouonequestion.现在的你们比一年前更好了吗Areyoubetteroffnowthanyouwereayearago?谁来开始啊哦Who'dliketostart?Uh-oh.KathrynPinewood来自Pawnee餐饮协会KathrynPinewood,PawneeRestaurantAssociation.这个镇没有更好Thistownisnotbetteroff.过去的一年是场灾难Thispastyearhasbeenadisaster,这个政♥府♥正在固执地剥夺我们最基本的个人自♥由♥andthisgovernmentishell-bentonstrippingawayourmostbasicpersonalfreedoms.好的反方观点Okay,counterpoint.Pinewood女士我从未剥夺过任何人的自♥由♥Ms.Pinewood,veneverstrippedawayanyone'sfreedoms.8个月前我只是阻止了一家餐厅Isimplystoppedarestaurant向它的顾客们销♥竹♥精神错乱的14公斤装的汽水fromservinganinsane500-ouncesodatoitscustomers,这只让我们的市民们更加健康了whichonlymadeourcitizenshealthier.实话说我没看到有任何市民站出来抱怨-Andfrankly,Idon'tseeanyofthosecitizensstandingupandcomplainingabo-哦现在我看到了Okay.Now,Iseethem.哇DaITen慢点Whoa!Darren!Slowdown!那件运动服不是用来运动的好吗Thatsweatsuit'snotforsweatin'in,okay?这可是拷花丝绒Thisiscrushedvelvet.如果你比快走的速度更快它会碎掉的Ifyougoatmorethanabriskwalk,itwillfallapart.这顶好JB♥我们来付钱吧Thislooksdope.Let'spayforit生意
