ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
AnnPerkins有何贵干啊小甜心AnnPerkins.Whafshappening,sweetheart?只是在等AprilJustwaitingforApril.我出城的时候她来照顾我的房♥子所以.She'stakingcareofmyhousewhilemaway,so.太棒了迟来的情人节快乐That'sgreat.HappybelatedValentine'sDay.情人节已经过了一个月了Valentine1SDaywasamonthago.你为什么现在要给我Whyareyougivingittomenow?无所谓了早来的情人节礼物Whatever.HappyearlyValentine'sDay.我看到这个就想到了你IsawthisandIthoughtofyou.希望你把它放在一个特别的地方Hopeyoukeepthatsomewherespecial.好吧这是那种带监视摄像头的泰迪熊吧是不是Okay.Thisisoneofthosenanny-camteddybears,isn'tit?啥不是这是个普通的没有摄像头的泰迪熊What?No.It'saregular,camera-lessteddybear.就放进你房♥间别想了)ustputitinyourbedroom,don,teventhinkaboutit这是个机器熊被编程用来拥抱的Ifsarobotbear.It'sprogrammedtosnuggle!我拿走了lltakeit.Donna里面有摄像头Donna,there'sacamerainit.我知道Iknow.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第18集第2季第18集好的基本就这样Allright.That'sbasicallyit浇浇花收收信Watertheplants,getthemail.我能看你的信吗CanIreadyourmail?不拜托别No.Please,don't.好Fine.哦这是钥匙记住了Oh.Andherearethekeys,andremember.我知道别让Tom拿去配了Iknow.Don'tletTommakeacopy.正确很好That'sright.Good.我给了April50块让她在我走时照看下房♥子mpayingApril50buckstowatchmyhousewhilemaway.我本想找Leslie的IwouldhaveaskedLeslie,但我看到她收拾房♥子的方式了butveseenthewayshetakescareofherhouse.再加上我跟April始终感觉有点距离Plus,there,salwaysbeenalittledistancebetweenmeandApril.我觉得这可能是AndIthoughtthiswouldmaybe,我也不知道给我们一个拉近距离的机会也有可能Idon'tknow,giveusachancetogetalittlecloser.Maybeeven.我不喜欢AnnIdon'tlikeAnn.成为朋友谁知道呢.becomefriends.Whoknows?1.eslie这位是EvelynRowshlind来自市长办公室1.eslie,thisisEvelynRowshlind,fromthemayor'soffice.哦你好我经常梦见您Oh,hello!vealwaysdreamedofyou.你说什公-见到你Excuseme?-Meetingyou.能为你做些什么请坐WhatcanIdoforyou?Haveaseat.站着就好好Iprefertostand.-Okay.我有个有点奇怪的请求Ihavekindofanoddfavortoask.Gunderson市长上周在Pawnee市高尔夫球场打球MayorGundersonwasplayinggolflastweekatPawneeMunicipal,然后他带了他的狗-RUfUSandhebroughthisdog-Rufus.我们都认识Rufus所有人都爱RufusWeallknowRufus.EverybodylovesRufus.他是条好狗继续He'sagreatdog.Continue.然后他们在去第六个洞的时候Well,theywereoutonthesixthhole突然不知道从哪.whensuddenly,outofnowhere.Rufus被一只负鼠咬了？Rufiiswasbittenbyapossum?是的Yes.你怎么知道的Howdidyouknowthat?是球道FrankItwasFairwayFrank.球道Frank是这只可怕的负鼠FairwayFrankisthisawfulpossum住在公共高尔夫场的第六洞附近wholivesnearthesixthholeofthepublicgolfcourse.他实际上是公园部通缉害虫名单第三名Andhe'sactuallynumberthreeontheParksDepartment'sMostWantedPestList,仅次J喜欢在钟楼上拉屎的蝙蝠rightbehindthebats,wholiketopooponthebelltower,和小屎拉遍高校食堂的浣熊andPoopy,theraccoonwhopoopsalloverthehighschoolcafeteria.这种事不是该找动物管理部吗Shouldn'tyoutakethisupwithAnimalControl?我们实话说1.et'sbehonest.动物管理不是我们政♥府♥最高效的部门AnimalControlisnotthemosteffectivebranchofourgovernment.他们是群脑子烧坏r的傻蛋They'reabunchofburned-outmorons.你在这有着能做成事的名声Well,youhavethereputationasapersonwhogetsthingsdone,所以我们希望你能组建一支特遣队sowe'dlikeyoutoformalittletaskforce,找到这个动物然后灭了它findtheanimalandputitdown.特遣队吗-不用说市长会非常感激你的帮助Ataskforce?-Needlesstosay,themayorwillbeverygratefulforyourhelp.女士下次我们讲话之时Ma'am,thenexttimewespeak,将是我们在一只负鼠的坟头跳舞之日weshallbedancingonthegraveofapossum.好的GreatRon会带您参观一下Ronwillshowyouaround.这边走是出口Rightthiswayistheexit.哟我是警♥察♥Yo,police!不你才不是咖啡No,you'renot.Coffee!你永远知道给我带啥Youalwaysknowwhattobringme.我只给你带过咖啡Ionlyeverbringyoucoffee.这是我最喜欢的非酒精热饮除r热茶之外Anditismyveryfavoritenon-alcoholichotdrink,exceptforhottea.还有热橙汁奇怪的好喝Andhotorangejuice,weirdlydelicious.无论如何非常感谢Anyways,thankyousomuch.我很需要今天的“擦鞋头痛“真的很严重Ineedit.Igotareallybadcaseofshoeshineheadtoday.Andy最近自我诊断Andyrecentlydiagnosedhimself的了他所谓的“擦鞋头痛”withwhathecalls"shoeshinehead."据说是当你擦了太多的鞋It,swhenyoushinetoomanyshoes气味会在你脑子里来场暴风雨andthefumescreateathunderstorminyourbrain.治疗方式包括咖啡芝士汉堡Curesincludecoffee,cheeseburgers以及在地上打盹andnappingonthefloor.MarkBrendanawiczMarkBrendanawicz!嘿Ron怎么啦Hey,Ron,what'sup?我有个木工车间准备稍微扩张一下Ihaveawoodshop,andmplanningalittleexpansion.需要我的兄弟城市规划师Mark签字核准计划Needmybuddy,Markthecityplanner,tosignoffontheplans.行我安排时间审查一下Sure,Ijustneedtoscheduleaninspection.这就没必要了吧That'snotreallynecessary.是有必要但你应该没事Yes,itis.Butyou'llbefine只要你没有违规项目aslongasyoudon'thaveanycodeviolations.你没有违规项目对吧Youdon'thaveanycodeviolations,doyou?没Nope.动物管理Eugene我们有个非常重要的任务要交给你Eugene!Boy,wehaveareallyimportantjobforyou.我们周一优先安排We'llgettoitfirstthingMonday.今天是周三Today,sWednesday.听着这不是请求,1.ook,thisisnotarequest.我们行动的直接命令来自Gunderson市长之犬We'reactingunderdirectordersfromMayorGunderson'sdog.办公室我需要你的两名最佳队员加人我成为特遣队成员Office.Ineedyourtwobestguystojoinmeandbepartofmytaskforce.那就应该是Harris和BrettThatwouldbeHarrisandBrett.但他们不在这Butthey'renothere.那边俩人不是吗不是Isn'tthatthem,there?-Nope.嘿Brett咋Hey,Brett.-Yeah?大哥听着那只愚蠢的负鼠又上高尔夫场了Dude.-Listen,thatstupidpossumisonthegolfcourseagain.你是希望我自己抓住然后给你们打电♥话♥WouldyouratherIcaptureitmyselfandthenjustcallyou,所以你们来把它带回去吗-好啊soyoucancomeandpickitup?-Okay.嘿同志们酷哦嘿想要把球拿回去吗Hey,guys.Cool!Hey,youwantyourball
