ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

圣诞快祝贺-啥MerryCongratu-Christmas!-What?一半是“圣诞快乐“一半是“祝贺”HalfMerryChristmas/'half"Congratulations/1因为我刚刚收到一些消息becauseIjustreceivedsomenews.你RonSwanson被提名You,RonSwanson,havebeennominatedforanaward获得了印第安纳精致木工协会的奖项fromtheIndianaFineWoodworkingAssociation.你又是怎么听说的Howdidyouhearaboutthat?我开了个"RonSWanSOn"的Google提醒已经七年了终于有回报vehada"RonSwanson"Googlealertforsevenyearsanditfinallypaidoff.最近我做了把椅子Recently,Imadeachair.我完成的时候觉得这是把好椅子WhenIwasfinished,Ithoughtitwasagoodchair.我提交给了印第安纳精致木工协会IsubmittedittotheIndianaFineWoodworkingAssociation,他们感觉值得被考虑获奖whofeltitmeritedconsiderationforanaward.真是场旋风般的体验It,sbeenarealwhirlwind.我必须承认我得这个奖深感荣幸Ihavetoconfess,mveryhonoredbythisnomination.对吧Right?这可能是第一次我想参加一个活动了Thismightbethefirsttimeveeverwantedtoattendanevent.哦天哪我爱活动啊Oh,myGod,Iloveevents!等不及今晚要去了Ican'twaittogotonight.你为什么要去呢Whyareyougoing?作为你自我认命的情感护卫Asyourself-appointedemotionalguardian,我的责任是爱你和支持你itismydutytoloveandsupportyou.此外你知道这可是大事Plus,youknow,thisisabigdeal.你不该一个人去的Youshouldn'tbetherealone.正是这样我要带Diane去That'scorrect.mbringingDiane.我们的进展非常的好Thingsaregoingverywellwithus.更好了我能见到Diane很激动Evenbetter.IamveryexcitedtomeetDiane.你是不会接受拒绝的对吧You'renottaking"no"forananswer,areyou?哦我忘了给你唱我的圣诞快祝贺颂歌♥了Oh,IforgottosingyoumyMerryCongratu-Christmascarol.叮叮当叮叮耶铃儿你真棒JJinglebells,jingleyay,jinglegoodforyouJ出去行Getout-Yup.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第9集第5季第9集Eagleton那家新开的寿司店如何HowaboutthenewsushiplaceinEagleton?我对寿司过敏mallergictosushi.每次我吃掉超过80个寿司我就会吐EverytimeIeatmorethan80sushis,Ibarf.嘿Ann最近去过啥时髦餐厅吗什么情况Hey,Ann,youbeentoanyswankyrestaurantslately?-What'stheoccasion?十二月了It'sDecember.又到了我们庆祝最神圣最特别活动的时候It'sthetimewecelebrateourmostsacredandspecialevent:Jerry晚餐-Jerry晚餐JJerryDinner-JJerryDinnerJerry晚餐-JeITy晚餐jJerryDinner-J*JerryDinnerJerry晚餐是什么鬼WhatthehellisJerryDinner?每次我们嘲笑Jerry做的什么蠢事EverytimewelaughatsomethingstupidJerrydoes,我们就在这个盒子里放一块钱weputadollarinthisbox.晚餐基金一年结束我们把所有钱拿来去吃豪华大餐Attheendoftheyear,wetakeallthecashandtreatourselvestoafancydinner.今年我们有Thisyear,wehave.$516$516.哦哎呀Aw,jeez!然后517Andthat's517.哦Oh!518518.你们啊Youguys!也太卑鄙了That'ssomean.如果他不知道就不算卑鄙啊lt,snotmeanifhedoesn'tknowaboutit.就像是在背后讨论其他人所有人都赢rIt'sliketalkingaboutpeoplebehindtheirbacks.Everybodywins.不No.你们至少该邀请Jerry一起去吃饭啊YoushouldatleastinviteJerrytothedinner.哈Ha!那也太好笑了你该去讲单口That'shilarious.Youshoulddostand-up.如果你开玩笑你就太烂了但你是认真的话Ifyou'rekidding,yousuck,butifyou'reserious,我实际上在考虑呢Iactuallyhavebeenthinkingaboutit嘿AprilMatlock打电♥话♥来想把他的毛衣要【可去Hey,April,Matlockcalled.Hewantshiscardiganback.哈退场Boom!mout.Matlock是谁啊Who,sMatlock?嘿兄弟嘿Hey,bud.-Hey!还好吗-很棒Howareyou?-Great.我刚刚写完一篇做梦日记Ijustfinishedmakinganentryinmydreamjournal.这一次大蜘蛛被我的网困住了Thistime,thegiantspidergotcaughtinmyweb.有进步哦Progress.所以我觉得我从华盛顿回来之后我们没有太多时间在一起了SoIfeellikewehaven'tgottenatonoftimetogethersinceIgotbackfromD.C.嗯我们都在认真的关系之中啊Well,Webothareinseriousrelationships.你有LeSHe我有我的咨♥询♥师YouhaveLeslieandIhavemytherapist,RichardNygard医生我一周见他15次Dr.RichardNygard,whoIsee15timesaweek.嗯Leslie今晚有事所以我一个人Well,Lesliehasplanstonight,somsolo.你想出来玩吗-可以啊Youwannahangout?-dloveto.就-就像和以前在IndianaPOliS一样It-it'llbejustlikeoldtimesinIndianapolis.我们回来了好嘲We'reback.-Allright.太多拥抱了1.otsofhugs.欢迎来到印第安纳精致木工颁奖礼WelcometotheIndianaFineWoodworkingAwards,或者我的叫法orasIliketocallit,天堂heaven.Ron-啊Ron.-Ah!1.eslie容我介绍下DianeLewis1.eslie,mayIpresentDianeLewis?Diane这位是LeslieKnopeDiane,thisisLeslieKnope.Diane哇Ron跟我说了好多你的事情啊Diane,wow.Ronhastoldmesomuchaboutyou,就说了你的名字叫Diane而且你存在inthathehastoldmeyournameisDiane,andyouexist.哦是的他不喜欢分享Oh,yeah.He'snotabigsharer.我甚至不知道他的中间名是什么1don'tevenknowwhathismiddlenameis.哦是UIyssesOh,it'sUlysses.我看出来他为什么没说了Icanseewhyhedidn'ttellmethat.老天爷的亲娘啊Mary,motherofGod.木工艺师此处为本人那是ChristianBecksvoortThat'sChristianBecksvoort!他是夏克风格的现代大♥师♥He'sthemodernmasteroftheShakerstyle.我做梦都没想过能见到他本人IneverdreamedthatIwouldseehimintheflesh.过去打个招呼吧Gooverandsayhello.不用我肯定他通常都会沉浸在各种人的关注里吧No,msurehegetsswampedwithattentionallthetime.哦女士们失陪了Ooh,ifyouladieswillexcuseme,有一台粗刨需要我去关注一下thereisajackplanethatneedsmyattention.去吧Goonthen.所以跟我讲讲你的一切吧Sotellmeeverythingaboutyourself:你的孩子你的爱好Yourkids,yourhobbies.你的五个最重要的希望梦想恐惧和懊悔都是什么Whatareyourfivebiggesthopes,dreams,fears,andregrets?为了庆祝JeITy晚餐InhonorofJerryDinner,我们每个人说一下过去一年最喜欢的Jerry时刻let,seachsayourfavoriteJerrymomentfromthepastyear.好谈-我的是.Yes.-Minewas.他踩到一个肉桂卷滑倒在一堆垃圾里Thetimeheslippedonacinnabonandlandedinabunchofgarbage.我最喜欢的Jerry时刻是他吃了一碗浆糊那次MyfavoriteJerrymomentwaswhenheateabowlofglue.我最喜欢的Jerry时刻MyfavoriteJerrymomentis是你把他的土豆汤换成浆糊他还不知道的那次whenyouswitchedouthispotatosoupwithglueandhedidn'tknow.你欺负人的时候太可爱了宝You'resocutewhenyou'rebullying,babe.你们知道吗Ann说得对Youknowwhat?Annwasright.这样太卑鄙了我们