ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

Pawnee市政♥府&hearts激&hearts湃剧由公园与娱乐邰门带来接卜来是BillDexhart议员的现场直播WenowgolivetoCouncilmanBillDexhart,他正在召开关于他性丑闻的新闻发布会who'sgivingapressconferenceabouthissexscandal.你将看到的是很少见的政♥府♥独家项目Youaregettingarareglimpseatthisexclusive,government-onlyevent.每年十二月一个部门都要出一个节目EachDecember,onedepartmentputsonashow吐槽镇上发生的事情thatspoofswhathappenedinourtown.准备好笑掉大牙吧PreparetolaughyourAsnov!习大牙是前任市议员有些笑点是内部笑话SidAsnovisaformercitycouncilman.Someofthejokesaresortofinside.Dexhart议员你又卷入另一场丑闻了吗CouncilmanDexhart,you'reinvolvedinyetanotherscandal?这比Gunderson市.长的狗Rufus还要疯狂啊That'scrazierthanMayorGunderson'sdog,Rufus.是的确实有个新的而且是个极品Yes,thereisanewone,andit'sadoozie.我不想展开细节但只想说Idon'twanttogointothedetails,butletmejustsay涉及了多个女人一个私生子thatitinvolvesmultiplewomen,alovechild,护上犹太教士牧师nurses,rabbis,priests.不是吧Hey!我希望你们都能参与我今晚的筹款会Well,Ihopeyoucanalljoinmeatmyfundraisertonight.当然特别鸣谢亮片工厂和1-800-床垫的大力支持Iambeingsupported,ofcourse,bytheGlitterFactoryand1-800-Mattress.经典Classic!*Pawnee是个不太美的城rfi*Pawneeisacitythatain'tverypretty*好政♥府♥是我们的目标*Andgoodgovernmentisourgoal*我们或许不太大市长还要戴假发*WemaynotbebigAndourmayorwearsawig* 但至少浣熊蔓延规模已经开始慢慢变小*Butatleasttheraccooninfestationisundercontrol* 这是最好的时光*It'sthemostwonderfultime* 就在Pawnee*inPawnee公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第12集第2季第12集48号♥地原来是一个讨厌而恶心的大坑1.ot48wasonceahorribleanddisgustingpit,现在它成了Pawnee的冬日乐园andnowit'sthesiteofPawnee'sWinterWonderland.如果这是我自己计划设计的就好了ThiscouldnotbemoreperfectifIhadplanneditmyself.哦确实是我♥干♥的它太棒了WhichIdid.Andit,sawesome.我们来讲安排So,let'stalkskedge,guys.孩子们周六早上9点来玩Thekidsaregonnacomeat9:00a.m.onSaturday,每个人当两小时的圣诞老人andeveryone'sgonnadoSantafortwohours,所以我建议所有人soIwouldjustadviseeveryone,穿上服装之前beforeyougetinyourcostume,先去洗手间以避免去年发生的事情togotothebathroom,sowecanavoidwhathappenedlastyear.只是几个屁而巳Itwasjustfarts.晚上6点与少年唱诗班一起唱颂歌♥6:00p.m.,carolingwiththeyouthchoir,我很荣幸宣布今年andIamproudtoannounce,forthefirsttimeeverthisyear,是我们首次在网络电台直播圣诞树点灯活动ourtreelightingceremonywillbesimulcastonInternetradio.谢谢Thankyou.那可是件大事-确实是谢谢That'sareallybigdeal.-Itis.Thankyou.听见那棵树亮起来肯定赞爆了1.isteningtothattreelightingisgonnabedope.好的有任何问题来找我解散Okay.Anyquestions,directthemtome.Dismissed.嘿呃工作语♥音♥信箱有条消息Hey,uh,therewasamessageforyouontheworkvoicemail.Dexhart议员想要见你CouncilmanDexhartwantstomeetwithyou晚9点木板路酒廊at9:00p.m.attheTheBoardwalkLounge.骗我-才没Shutup.-No.我才不怕呢我没有啥好道歉的mnotscared.Igotnothingtoapologizefor.我本来可以更刁难一点的太轻易就让他“释放”了Icould'vebeenalotharderonhim.Hegotoffeasy.他也经常谢谢我一周都在Andoften.Thankyou,llbehereallweek!你得跟我说说他我对他一无所知Yougottatellmeabouthim.Idon'tknowanythingabouthim.好的他23他差不多是我男友他是同Okay.He's23,he,skindofmyboyfriend,he,sgay.去年我们喝醉了他带我去冰雪世界1.astyearwegotdrunkandhetookmetotheIceCapades,而我啥都没送给他andIdidn'tgethimanything.他是同是啊Andhe'sgay?-Yeah.断背山DVDBrokebackMountainDVD.不-同志最爱No.-Fellowslovethat.不他已经有那种皮裤吗No.-Doeshealreadyhave,like,chaps?像露臀皮裤那种唉算了1.ikeasslesschaps?-Youknowwhat?Forgetit.好吧为什么来问我Okay.Whyareyouaskingme?因为我也不知道没人可问了Because.Idon'tknow.There'snooneelsetoask.至少你还算是年轻Atleastyou'rekindofyoung.好跟你说我好好想想Allright,lltellyouwhat.mgonnathinkaboutit.接下来一整天我都会来回思考Throughthecourseofallday,mgonnamullitover.我只想这个但你放心It,sallmgonnathinkabout,butyou'reingoodhands.我会想到很好很好的东西mgonnacomeupwithsomethingreally,reallygood.是吗-是-好Really?-Yeah.-Allright.这个你会吗-会Yougotthat?-Yeah.Dexhart议员我是LeSIieKnopeCouncilmanDexhart?mLeslieKnope.感谢你来见我Thankyouformeetingme.不用谢It'smypleasure.我假设你约我是关于我Iamassumingthisisaboutmyperformance昨晚在政♥府♥歌♥舞剧里的表演intheGovernmentFollieslastnight.我只想说我没有需要道歉的地方djustliketosaythatIhavenothingtoapologizefor,除了大概过于尖锐exceptforperhapsbeingtooincisive.我不需要你道歉Idon'twantyoutoapologize.我想知道是谁说的Iwanttoknowwhotoldyou.谁说的-嗯哼Whotoldme?-Mmm-hmm.没有人没有人啥都没说Nobody.Nobodytoldmenothing!我们在说什么Whatarewetalkingabout?根据那段表演Basedonthatskit,我知道你听说了接下来将要曝出的新丑闻Iknowyouheardaboutthenewscandalthat'sabouttobreak.谁跟你说的是那个保姆Whotoldyou?Wasitthebabysitter?是那个接生了我私生子的护士Wasitthenursewhodeliveredourlovechild?什么够别装傻了What?-Allright,stopplayingdumb.发生了什么你明白得很,Youknowdamnwellwhathappened.我把保姆搞怀孕了Igotthebabysitterpregnant,当她在产房♥的时候我和thenwhenshewasinthedeliveryroom,Ihadsexwithnotone,不止一个而是四个护上在储备室里做♥爱♥butfournursesinasupplycloset,还有一个丈夫在接受肝移植的女人嗯aswellasawomanwhosehusbandwasgettingalivertransplant.Mmm.现在她们之中是谁告诉你的是那个肝女士吗Now,whichoneofthemtoldyou?Wasittheliverlady?这我没人我没我从没听过这些Well,1.Noone.1haven't.Ihaven'theardanyofthis,这辈子从没听说这些事情ever,inmywholelife.哦Oh!相信我要听说了我肯定会记得的Believeme,Iwouldhaverememberedthis.好那样的话Okay.Well,inthatcase,刚刚跟你说的一切都是个好笑的恶作剧everythingIjusttoldyouwasjustafunnyprank.哦嗨见面如何Oh!Hi!Howwasyourmeeting?挺好挺直接的Itwasfine.Prettystraightforward.很简短他很忙,Shortmeeting.He'sabusyguy.是的很忙看看这