ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
WilliamPercy娱乐中心而是因为你们我们的老师Andit'sbecauseofyou,ourteachers,这个目录中的每一项娱乐课程thateveryoneoftheserecreationclassesinthiscatalog才像Pawnee美丽皇冠上的宝石一样闪耀shineslikeajewelinPawnee'sbeautifulcrown.不幸的是因为预算限制Unfortunately,duetobudgetconstraints,今年我们需要从皇冠上移走五颗宝石thisyearwewillhavetoremovefivejewelsfromthatcrown.你说什么你要砍我们的课吗Excuseme?Areyoucuttingourclasses?是的市里削减了$1000的预算Yeah.Thecitytookaway$1,000fromourbudget.所以非常抱歉So,mverysorry.你要如何决定砍哪门课Howwillyoudecidewhichclassestocut?根据出席情况和学生评估Byattendanceandstudentevaluations.所以保证你的学生们开心而归So,justmakesureyourstudentsleavewithasmile.我的课程叫做”应对晚期疾病”Myclassiscalled"CopingwithTerminalI11ness.希望你出席率会高一点吧Hopefullyyourattendanceisgood!实际上不希望出席率很低Actually,no,hopefullyit'sbad.没人比我更为这苦恼了Nobody,smoreupsetaboutthisthanme.我从高中起就在娱乐中心上这些课了I'vebeentakingthesereccenterclassessinceIwasinhighschool.在这里我学会了编辫r做饼干还有法式热吻It'swhereIlearnedhairbraiding,andhowtomakebiscuits,andFrenchkissing.法式热吻是来自我一起上饼干课的男孩子TheFrenchkissingwasjustfromaboyinmybiscuitsclass,但无论如何还是学到了buteitherway,lessonlearned.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第14集第2季第14集我的天你从没去过狂欢节Oh,myGod!YouhaveneverbeentoCarnival?我想去啊Iwanttogo!我们得订二月的票WehavetogetticketsinFebruary去里约热内卢了LeSlieKnopetogotoRiodeJaneiro,LeslieKnope.好的Okay.我在印第安纳波利斯和Justin约会IamonadatewithJustininIndianapolis.我们只出去过几次We'veonlybeenoutafewtimes,但每一次都令人惊异buteveryoneofthemhasbeenamazing.干杯Cheers.上一次我们在印第安纳波利斯水族馆来了场鸡尾酒定制之旅1.asttime,wehadaprivatetourandcocktailsattheIndianapolisAquarium.那边的那条鱼有点让我想起我妈Thatfishovertherekindofremindsmeofmymom.为什么呢Why?就感觉很内敛It,sjustbeingreallywithholding.Justin肯定是我约会过最有意思的男人了Justinisdefinitelythemostinterestingguyveeverdated.我只是做了一点小小的书面工作AllIdidwasalittlepaperwork.他一直都很谦虚多亏了他He'sbeingmodest,itisthankstohim我全家人才能呆在这个国家myfamilyremainsinthiscountry.而且是无偿的Anditwasallprobono.哦JustinOh,Justin.你得来试试这个You'vegottotrythis.哦这真的好吃Oh,that'sreallygood.很棒吧-嗯哼是骆驼胃Isn'titgreat?-Mm-hmm.-It'scamelstomach.是吗Isit?我逗你的我逗你的是鸡肉mteasing,mteasing.It'schicken.您想尝尝骆驼胃吗Wouldyouliketotrythecamelstomach?不No.哦我到了Ohthisisme.所以我何时能再见你呢So,whenamIgonnaseeyouagain?哦Oh!你知道吗我周二会去Pawnee附近YouknowwhamgonnabenearPawneeonTuesday.很棒是我筹备点激动人心的事情Excellent,yeah.llplansomethingexciting.实际上我们在Pawnee的约会会让印第安纳波利斯黯然失色Infact,ourdateinPawneeisgonnablowIndianapolisoutofthewater.好的我会拭目以待的Allright.mgonnaholdyoutothat.好你等好吧我会的Good!Youbetter.-1will!我想破了脑袋也想不到一个激动人心的点子verackedmybrainandIcan'tcomeupwithoneexcitingidea.你看他都和泰国皇室成员吃过油炸鹦鹉了Imean,heonceatefriedcockatoowithamemberoftheThaiRoyalFamily.要不然就请他过来Well,maybejusthavehimover做点鸡肉然后告诉他这是Pawnee鹦鹉andcookhimsomechickenandtellhimit'sPawneecockatoo.晚餐聚会天才啊Adinnerparty!That'sgenius.我邀请所有有意思的朋友过来llinviteallmymostinterestingfriendsover,我们来一个大乱斗聚会we,llhavethisbigramblingparty.不我想说的是一对一的那种No,Iactuallymeantmorelikeaone-on-onething.我知道你的意思但我听取了你的意见还做了改进1knowwhatyoumeant,butItookyourideaandImadeitbetter.这叫做智囊团AnnIt'scalledathinktank,Ann.什么是-我们的午餐Whatis?-Ourlunches.我们的午餐就像智囊团Ourlunchesarelikethinktanks.好的我需要你2点来我家里帮我准备Okay,Iwantyoutocomeovertomyhouseat2:00andhelpmegetready.确保Mark也来还有好多事要做AndmakesurethatMarkiscoming.Somuchworktodo!你是我最好的朋友现在走吧You'remybestfriend.Now,getoutofhere!会有多少道菜Howmanycourseswilltherebe?三道嗯Three.-Hmm.四道不包含甜品Four.Notincludingdessert.所以五道菜So,fivecourses.是的就现在来说有五道Yes.Now,itwillbefivecourses.如果我想带一大堆魔鬼蛋去IfIwantedtobringalargenumberofdeviledeggs,但我又不想和任何人分享butIdidn'twanttosharethemwithanyoneelse,你能保证冰箱空间吗canyouguaranteefridgespace?8点到就行了Justbethereat8:00.哦嘿Tom我要给Justin开一个一流的晚餐聚会Oh,hey,Tom!mhavinganA-IistdinnerpartyforJustin.而你我的朋友Andyou,outofallmyfriends,来自最遥远最奇异的国度comefromthemostdistantandexoticland.南卡罗来纳吗SouthCarolina?笑话留着聚会说吧你能赶上吗Saveitfortheparty.Canyoumakeit?见JUStin吗开玩笑当然会去ForJustin?Areyoukidding?mthere.只要别邀请无聊的人比如JerryJustdon'tinviteanyboringpeoplelikeJerry.你们在聊什么-没事Whatareyouguystalkingabout?-Nothing.别担心了-什么Don'tworryaboutit-What?1.eslie嘿-嘿1.eslie.Hey!-Hey!来看看练练手Checkitout.Justpracticing.有人坐下的时候屁♥股&heaits;不会沾上鞋油吗Isn'tthatpolishgonnagetonpeople'sbuttswhentheysitdown?不会啊No.好的听着我要办个策会-嗯哼Okay,listen.mhavingaparty.-Mmm-hmm.我觉得没准你能来帮我负责接待和拿衣服AndIthoughtmaybeyoucouldhelpmewithservingandtakingpeople'scoats.我付你呃一小时卜块钱dpayyou,like,10bucksanhour.我的守护天使我当然愿意谁会去呢Myguardianangel!Iwouldloveto!Who'sgoingtobethere?很有意思的人Reallyfunpeople.RonTomMark和AnnRon,Tom,MarkandAnn.很棒啊啥情况That'sgreat.What'stheoccasion?Justin要来镇上了Justiniscomingintotown.嘿是我哦Justin帮我拿衣服但请小心点哦Hey,it'sme,Justin.Takemycoat.Butplease,becareful.非洲的国王跟我一起走柏林墙的时候送给我的IgotitfromthekingofAfricawhenwewerewalkingontheBerlinWalltogether.真的吗Justin你玩什么乐器呢Really,Justin?Whatinstrumentsdoyouplay?实际上他是个很尾♥的键盘手Actually,he'saprettysickkeyboardist.哦好我能去听起来太棒了Good.mgoodtogo.Thatsoundsgreat.好行了
