AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第二季第二十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#吸血鬼训练课真不敢相信艾薇尔已经一千岁了Man,Istillcan'tbelieveMarcelineisathousandyearsold.竟然还没看过.热讯号♥"andhasneverseenHeatSignature.这部电影会让他们超震撼Thismovieisgonnablowtheirminds.艾薇尔我们带热讯号♥'来了Marceline.WebroughtHeatSignature.这两位是老皮跟阿宝Hey,so,IwantyoualltomeetFinnandJake.他们还算可以啦Theyaren'tcompletelylame.大家好Whatup?两位这是温蒂Guys,thisisWendy.一布布一你好BooBoo.-Hello.一你好-还有乔治Hello.-AndGeorgy.我们以前在地狱是一伙的Weusedtobeinagangtogetherbackintheunderworld.这样很棒Yeah,that'sprettysweet.希望你们会喜欢这个震撼Hopey'alllikegettingyourmindsblown.好戏上场'causeit'sshowtime.这沙发是怎样啦？Whatiswrongwiththiscouch?妈啊害我牙齿痛Man,thatmademyteethhurt.对喔抱歉我从来没坐过Ohyeah,sorry.Idon,treallyeversitonthere.我都飘来飘去Ijustfloatusually.我们都是Wekindaalldo.什么？真不公平Oh,what?Man,nofair.对啊可惜你们不是吸血鬼Yeah,well,toobadyou'renotvampires.无论如何我一等等SoanywaysI.-Wait先暂时等一下Holdon,justasecond.艾薇尔请你把我们变吸血鬼Marceline,weinsistyouturnusintovampires.或鬼之类的我们很想飞orghostsorwhatever.Wejustwannafly.好啦可以Allright.Fine.一好耶一拜托Yes.-Comeon,你要转化这两个阿呆？Marceline,you'regonnaturnthesegoofballs?别担心我有个更爆笑的点子Don'tworry,vegotsomethingwaymorefuninmind.好了艾薇尔我们好了OkayMarceline,we,rereadynow.好等一下Okay,holdthatthought.我要进行鬼咬仪式mgonnaperformthebitingritual.你们把眼睛闭起来我说睁开再睁开Youguyscloseyoureyesanddon'topenthemuntilIsayso.如果偷张开Ifyoudo,你们的头就会爆♥炸♥yourheadswillexplode!好了阿宝你先OkayFinn,youfirst.我咬Bite!再咬Chomp!这就好了完成了你们觉得怎么样？Okey-dokey,alldone.Howdoyouguysfeel?感觉好像Prettymuch差不多thesame.我脖子有点痛Mynecksortahurts.你们不觉得有点饿吗？Don'tyoufeelalittlehungry?想吸血？Forblood?我,我感觉到了Ifeltit.老皮有感觉吗？Jake,doyoufeelit?吸点血也是可以的啦Yeah,Icouldgoforsomeblood.糟糕Oh,no.老皮我们这辈子都得吸血了Jake,we'regonnahavetodrinkbloodnowforalleternity.对变邪恶怎么办？Yeah.Andwhatifweturnevil?我就得擦古龙水了llhavetostartwearingcologne.你们别紧张Relaxguys.不用杀戮也可以满足喝血欲望YoucanSatisfyyourbloodlustwithoutkilling.你看1.ook.吃颜色就好给你老皮试试看Youjusteatthecolor.Here,Jake,youtry.一拜托一对不起老弟Comeon.-Sorry,bro.太好了我好像变强啦Oh,snap.Ifeelstronger.艾薇尔可以飞了吗？Marceline,canwefloatnow?还不行因为这是很高级的法力Notyet.That'sareallyadvancedpower.你们两个一定要先接受吸血鬼训练才行First,yougottagothroughvampireorientation.你们能办得到吗？Thinkyouchumpscanhandleit?#宝贝好耶#0h,baby,yeah#好吸血鬼课程的第一堂课就是学习Okay,guys.thefirstphaseofvampireorientationislearning.隐形Invisibility.你已经准备好尝试隐形了吗？YoureadyforthepowerOfinvisibility?准备妥当Withallmyheart.好转圈吧Good.Nowspin.旋转吧老皮Giveitawhirl,Jake.念咒隐形Nowchant.Invisible,invisible!隐形Invisible,invisible!很好成功了Yup.Itworked.我们隐形了We'reinvisible.你是隐形的You'reinvisible.我们怎么可以看到对方啊？Hey,thenhowcomewecanseeeachother?因为你们两个同时变成r吸血鬼Becauseyouguysbecamevampiresatthesametime.所以你们永远分不开soyou'reforeverlinked.太棒了Yeah.艾薇尔啊Marceline.你朋友也太笨了吧Yourfriendsaresomerealmorons.天啊莎莎自从鲁拉拉不吃肉之后Oh,myglob,Melissa.EversinceClarastoppedeatingmeat.她的皮肤看起来超好的herskinlookssogood.我是说她还是很胖Imean,shestilllooksfat,但是当着她的面我说不出口but,like.Ican'tsaythatjunktoherface.肿泡泡是游民1.SP,sahobo.我们去捉弄她1.et'smesswithher.我自己真的过得超棒的啦mdoingsoawesomeonmyown.像现在我找到这罐豆子1.ike,rightnow,Ifoundthiscanofbeans.阿宝老皮放下我的东西Finn?Jake?Putdownmystuff.她知道是我们Sheknowsit'sus.她一定是听出我们的声音Shemustrecognizeourvoices.我们来伪装一下1.et'sdisguisethem.我们是隐形的We'reinvisible!莎莎我要挂了Melissa,Ihavetogo.他们拿我的卫生纸Theygotintomytoiletpaper.莎莎我要挂了啦Melissa,Ihavetogo.你们快给我还来Giveitback,youguys.老皮Jake!不要No!我的豆子Mybeans!换我们去参一脚啦Timetojoininonthefun.你们两个毁了一切Youguysruinedeverything.我要杀了你们Iamgonnakillyou.但我们是不死之身Butwe'reundead.我们把她吓晕了Jeez,wereallyscaredher.你们两个吓得还真好Nicevampirescare,guys.谢了Thanks.一是啊一不错两位Yeah.-Prettygood,fellas.准备好了吗？一上下一堂吸血鬼课程？Youguysready?-Forthenextvampirelesson?我们准备好了一很好Youknowweare.-Good.这堂课的重点是什么？What'sthepointofthislesson?踢用力一点Kickthemharder!我的身体痛死了Mybody.Ithurts.一好了各位痛打课上完了一什么？Okay,everyone.Stopthetoughnesslesson.-Thewhat?阿宝老皮你们还好吧？Finn,Jake,youguysokay?我们没事We'reokay.一切都值得It,sallworthit.看吧他们没事See,they'refine.什么时候变这公心软？Whendidyougoallsoft?你以前很喜欢教别人痛打Youusedtoliketeachin,peopleaboutkicks.你们两个我认为你们可以学习怎么飞了Heyguys,Ithinkyou,rereadytolearnhowtofloat.你们只需要从上面跳下来就好Allyouhavetodoisjumpoffthatledge.酷喔Cool.等等学飞之前还有很多初学者课程要学Wait.There'smorebeginnerlessonsyouneedtolearnbeforefloating.像是1.ike,超恐怖吸血鬼走路你看thespookyvampirewalk.See?超恐怖Spooky!才不要Noway.我们想要飞Wewannafly.你们快点住手Youguysstoprightnow.你别紧张啦不会有事的Marceline,chillout.It'sgoingtobeokay.我们自有打算We'vegotaplan.现在就飞行位置Now,getinyourflyingpositions.吸血鬼万岁Vampiresforever!你们还等什么？你们自己说有打算的Whatareyouguyswaitingfor?Yousaidyouhadaplan?是啊就是让他们死掉Wedo.It'stoletthemdie.万万岁Whee-wha-woo.太棒了Awesome.我们成功了Wedidit.
