AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#勇闯地牢好了两位Allrightguys.把这些警示牌设在地牢入口hammerallthesesafetysignsaroundthisdungeonhole.我还要跟宝贝天鹅去处理那些皇家无聊事vegottajetoffonmyswantotakecareofsomeroyaljunk.一交给我们公主一没问题公主Yougotit,princess.-Whateveryouwant,mama.泡泡糖公主起飞Bubblegumaway!完成这是最后一个了There.That'sthelastsign,Jake.危险勿近不会再有人傻傻跳进洞里了Now,noonewillevergodownthisholeever.搞不好里面有又酷又危险的东西ProbablyalotOfdangerousawesomestuffdownthishole.我下去看看Ibettergotakealook.别去Don't,dude.听我说Foryousee,那是通往地牢的秘密入口里面有水晶之眼that'sthesecretentrance.totheDungeonoftheCrystalEye.根据传说1.egendhasit.水晶之眼就在这座被诅咒的地牢的最深处thattheeye.restsinthedeepestchamberofthisaccurseddungeon.别讲这个rMan,weshouldn,tevenbetalkingaboutit.我肚子饿了'causeit'slunchtime.午餐时间水晶之眼真想亲眼看看TheCrystalEye.Iwannameetthisdungeon.吃完饭再说啦Maybeafterlunch.我不吃了llskiplunch!你吃完再下来找我Justcatchuptomewhenyoufinish.最好是一怎样？Yeah,right.-What?没有我神奇力量的协助Withouttheaidofmymagnificentpowers.你马上会死掉You'dgetkilleddownthere.没有你我也做得到Hey,Icandothingswithoutyou!你敢跟我打赌吗？YouwannabetIcan't?算了吧来吃三明治Nope.Comegetyoursandwich.听老皮的话吧w1.istentoJake,Finn.他只是为你好"Heonlywantswhat'sbestfor.救我一”Helpme!快来救三明治吧Comeputheroutofhermisery,dude!我们来打赌Wearebetting!我赌我会拿到水晶之眼IbetthatllgetthatCrystalEye11分钟内就能回来andbebackwithinelevenminutes!预备开始Ready-set-go!我最好跟着他1bettergoafterhim.拜托求你跟我在一起.No,Jake.Stayherewithme.没问题Oh,my.地牢密室Dungeons!Chambers!邪恶生物Evilcreatures!宝藏箱Treasurechests!入口陷阱Doorways!Traps!我得心应手minmyelement!看来这只怪猫走失了Somebodycomepickupyourfreakycat!你好人类小宝Greetings,Frankthehumanboy.竟然快猜中我的名字Howdidyoualmostknowmyname?我还大概知道很多事呢Ihaveapproximateknowledgeofmanythings.比如说我大概会宰了你Forinstance,IknowthatIampossiblygoingtoslayyou啃你的眼球andmunchonyoureyeballs.最好是我才没有那么好骗Yeah,right.Thatsoundslikeidiottalk.你闯入了我的地牢小子You'retrespassingonmydungeon,manling.你应该非常害怕我AndIamthething.youshouldbeafraidof!你伤不了我我是个超猛♥男♥孩Youcan,thurtme!maradicalboy!我要来找水晶之眼OnamissionfortheCrystalEye!我要扒了你的皮当外套穿mgoingtounzipyourskinandwearyoulikealittlecoat.扒这个吧Unzipthis!现在Bleep.你死定了Nowyoudie!等一下Waitasecond.是狗的臭味吗？Isthatdogsmell?你竟然带了狗进来Youhaveadogwithyou?我要快溜mouttahere!怕我就说烂理由Yeahright,goodexcuse!可恶那只猫差点打败我Slaps.Thatcatwaskickingmybuns.要不是有老皮的臭味我就完了anditmighthavefinishedmybunsifitweren'tforJake'sstank.可恶的老皮Dangit,Jake!我会自己拿到水晶之眼llgetthatCrystalEyeonmyown!靠自己的臭味向前进Withmyownodors.Pressingon!来看看不是死人骨头门1.et'ssee.Notoskeletalremainsdoor.也不是怪兽嘴巴门Notogiantmonstermouthdoor.肯定是巨大钥匙门Giantkeydooritis!要是老皮在就能把手变成钥匙开门IfJakewashere,hecouldstretchhishandintoakeyandopenit.钥匙手Yeah!Keyhand!好痛Ouch!那是什么东西？Hey,whatthejugisthat?太好了是钥匙Oh,sweet!Thekey!# 钥匙我们在一起# 0h,keyWe,remeanttobe# 我要生你的孩子# 1wanttohaveyourbaby.# 钥匙你对我真棒# 0hkey,you'resogoodtome#果冻块Jellycube?快点把钥匙给我Comeon!Gi.Giveittome!不想给别人就别拿出来Don'tflauntitifyou,renotgonnagiveitup!我永远拿不到水晶之眼llnevergetthatCrystalEye!不行我应该打起精神No!No,Ijustgottastaypumped.打打气Pumpitup!摇摇Shakeit.要冷静Steady,Finn.这地方搞不好更怕我这个英雄Thisplaceisprobablymorecreepedoutofyou.thanyouareofit.站住Halt!别再前进了冒险家Comenofurther,adventurer!谁都不能过桶子骑士这一关ForyouseenonecandefeattheBucketKnight!收到那来决斗吧Okay.ThenIwon'tfightya.不行你要先下战帖No!Youmustchallengemeto.小可爱要怎么找到水晶之眼？Heycutie.doyouknowhowtogettheCrystalEyefromhere?过那边的门就到了Yes,it'sthroughthatdooroverthere,但是谢rbut.-Thanks!没跟我决斗就别想过那扇门Youcan'tpassthroughthatdoorwithoutbattlingme!不想理你我比你大这么多倍Yes,Ican!Becausemhugecomparedtoyou.只要加点水然后Justaddwaterand.就会迅速变形exponentialgrowth!真倒楣Aw,buckets.现在展现你的力量Nowactivatethineownpowers.我们来一场热血激烈的决斗吧andweshallengageinthrillingsinglecombat!问题是我根本没有力量ThingisIdon'treallyhaveanypowers.这样啊Isee.可恶老皮就不会逃Dangit.Jakewouldn'tberunning.他会变得更大只He'dgrowallbig然后插♥进♥你的大鼻孔andsockyourightinthenosehole!太夸张了Nutzoids!来吧Comeon!现在就过去好好教训你一顿Allaboardtheknuckletraintofistplanet!被教训的人是我？Irodetheknuckletrain?明明一开始很得心应手But,minmyelement!我跳Jump!痛死了Thatsucked.好了阿宝Allright,Finn.我现在处境困难You'reinaheavypicklehere.虽然没有老皮但我一个人还是能处理Youdon'thaveJake.butyoucanstillhandlethis!还是可以拿到水晶之眼YoucanstillgetthatCrystalEye!我的晚餐回来了Hey,mydinnerisback!你的狗没有跟来Andyourdogisn'twithyou?你刚刚是这么说的吧？That'swhatyousaid,right?没有小皮狗狗来保护你Jackthedogisnot''accompanying"you?你是说老皮？YoumeanJake?名字不重要Jake,Jack.Whatever.重点是他不在He,snothere.那样我就要扒了你的心Whichmeansmgoingtoripyourheartout.我不好吃啦Crud!你绝对逃不出去小宝Youcan'thidefromme,Jim!我几乎什么都知道记得吗？Iknowalmosteverything!Remember?不管你在哪里我都会知道Iknowexactlywhereyoumightbe,Jim.我马上就要去捉你了mabouttopounceonyou.One.Two.Three.讨厌Aw,man!
