AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#在这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#核果公爵来试试看这个Here,trythrowin'thisone.这就是星期猫的惊喜Here'sonecalledCaturdaySurprise.快丢Throwit.好啊快给我滚Yeah,goon,getouttahere.除非你皮在痒欠打Unlessyoufeellikeafistcookie,不然坡好给我闪开youbetterkeeprunnin,.怎么回事？Whattheheckisgoingon?我不知道最好不要多管闲事Ihavenoidea.Butit'sprobablybesttostayoutofit.对啊这个看起来很蠢Yeah.Hey,look.Thisonelooksstupid.看它飞的如何1.et'sseehowitflies.糟了1.ame.核果公爵DukeofNuts!你干了什么好事？Whathaveyoudone!不好了公主以为是他干的Oh,no.ShethinksthatNutsguydidit.我们得去澄清一下Wegottagoclearupwhathappened.别担心亲爱的Don'tworry,mydear.我马上就能帮你恢复11haveyoufixedupinnotime.公主你还好吗？Princess.Areyouokay?我变绿变秃怎么可能好Yeah,Iguess,ifgreenandbaldisokay.天啊对不起我就是停不下来Boy.msorry,Ican,tstopnow.亲爱的别担心Mydear,nottoworry.这件衣服里的治疗牛奶很快就会治好你Themedicinemilkinthissuitwillhaveyouhealedlickety-split.只需要五天Injustfivedays,就可以变回美丽的泡泡糖公主youwillbebacktoyourbeautiful,bubblegummyself.要五天Fivedays?今晚就要召开哇赛皇家的盛大会议了ThegrandmeetingofOooroyaltyistonight.公主我想跟你说说砸中你脸的那个瓶子Heyprincess,there'ssomethingIshouldtellyouabout.thatbottlethathityouintheface.我已经知道了Ialreadyknow,Finn.核果公爵每一次都当坏人TheDukeofNutshasalwaysbeenabadguy.现在他做了这件事Butnowthathe'sdonethis,我绝对不会原谅他llneverforgivehim.不只是因为我讨厌核果公爵Andit'snotjustbecauseIhatetheduke.不管任何人对我做山这种事我都不会原谅dneverforgiveanybodywhodidthistome.我恨他们dhatethem.一但是,公主一永远Yeah,but.-Forever!永远？一还好我这次有证人Forever?-Finally.1haveawitnesstohismisdeeds.两个证人Twowitnesses.老皮Jake.阿宝你这英勇正义的猛♥男♥Oh,Finn.Myflawless,flawlesschampion.把核果公爵捉回来审判BringtheDukeofNutstojustice.判他有罪关进地牢Thejusticeofacolddungeon.这个女人发疯了She'scompletelybonkers.怎么办？WhatdoIdo?如果跟她说是我她会恨我一辈子IfItellherIthrewit,she'llhatemeforever.不要担心不可能的Don'tworry,thatwon'thappen.我们要捉到公爵We'regonnacatchthatduke.但是丢瓶子的是我们Butwe'retheoneswhothrewthebottle.老弟听好了核果公爵是坏人Dude,look.TheDukeofNutsisbadguys.一你怎么知道？一你想想公主这么恨他Howdoyouknowthat?-Thinkaboutit.IfBubbIegumhateshimsomuch.他一定是做过什么坏事thenhemusthavedonesomerottenstuff.搞不好他以前就丢过瓶子让人变丑Imean,maybeheeventhrewabottleandturnedsomeoneuglybefore.-也许你说得对一本来就是Maybeyou'reright.-MaybeIam.那好吧就这一次我们来当侦探Allrightthen,justthisonce,we,llbevigilantes.不对我们比较像警♥察♥Nah,we,remorelikecops.坏警♥察♥Crookedcops.公主不捉到邪恶公爵我绝不罢休Princess.Iwon'trestuntilthevillainousdukeiscaptured.谢了阿宝Thankyou,Finn.好吧希望到时候你已经处理好Okay.Andbythen,hopefully,you,llhavetakencareof这里this.我们到了核果公爵城♥堡♥1.ookyonder.TheDukeofNut'scastle.一核果公爵一你好吗？DukeofNuts.-Howareyou?根据公主的命令ByorderofPrincess.公主Princess.你好阿宝Hello,Finn.你是来逮捕公爵的吗？Areyouheretoarresttheduke?你怎么知道？Howdidyouknow?公爵告诉我的Thenutstoldme.因为我是公爵夫人ForIamtheDuchessofNuts.早知道就该问下这些是不是她的蛋什么的Ishouldhaveaskedifthesewerelike,hereggsorsomething.我知道我的丈夫对公主犯的罪行Iknowofmyhusband'scrimeagainsttheprincess.但你竟然做假证Acrimethatyoupersonallywitnessed.你为什么要骗人呢？Andwhywouldyoulie?Huh?是啊为什么？Yeah,why?他以前是个大好人Buthewasoncesuchawonderfulman.他拍狗狗亲吻宝宝Hepetdogs,kissedbabies.我们会一起躺在树荫底下we'dlietogetherunderneaththecashewbush.他还会教弱势团体跳舞Heeventaughtunderprivilegednutshowtodance.但不知怎么突然变坏了Butsomehow,he'sgonerancid.这些核果跟我说必须处决他Andthesenutstellmehemustbeexecuted.你要听听我的核果怎么说吗？Wouldyouliketohearwhatmynutshavetosay?我看这就不需要了Thatwon'tbenecessary.听吧1.isten!我不懂老皮Idon'tgetit,Jake.一个人如果邪恶Howcanthedudebeevil.怎么会拍狗狗亲宝宝又爱老婆？ifhepetspuppies,kissesbabies,andlieswithhiswife?什么你相信？What,youbelievethat?她是疯子Sheisnuts.听着老弟1.isten,man.我们回去面对问题吧1.et'sjustgobackandfacethemusic.谁管公主恨不恨你WhocaresifBubblegumhatesyouforever?像我超多人恨我的Ifsnobiggie.Tonsofpeoplehateme.臭老皮Why,Jake?为何不回我的信？Whywon,tyouprintmyletters?我恨你Ihateyou.是他核果公爵It,shim.TheDukeofNuts.我往左边你去右边llbreakleft,youtaketheright.我也走左边Iwentlefttoo.你比我想象的要小多了You,rewaysmallerthanIthoughtyouwere.老兄抓错人了Dude.That'snothim.没有人可以伤害核果公爵NoonewillharmtheDukeOfNuts.想捉他的人都会被我除掉Iwillkillwhoeverseekstoarresthim.真是够了No.Please.这样下去没完没了Thishasgonefarenough.他才是核果公爵That'stheDukeofNuts.我发誓要除掉对你不好的人ButIvowedtokillwhoeverdidthistoyou.他们不能把你带走爸Theycan,ttakeyouaway,Dad.最坚强的核果是谁就是你Who,sthetoughestlittlenut?That'syou.等一下Onesecond.兄弟我不明白Man,Idon'tknow,Jake.如果他是个好人的话公主干嘛恨他WhywouldPrincessBubblegumhatehimifhewassuchaniceguy?他是一个好爸爸Justbecausehe'sagoodfather.但是并不表示他就不是一个坏蛋doesn'tnecessarilymeanheisn'tavillain.他也不像个坏蛋Thatdoesn'tlooklikeavillain.你给我一点时间我可以找出他是坏蛋的原因Icouldprobablythinkofareason.whythat,svillainousifyougavemeenoughtime.应该吧Maybe.我们干脆承认好了Maybeweshouldjustconfess.但是公主会恨我们一辈子ButthenPrincessBubblegumwillhateusforever.老弟被讨厌没有那么糟Hey,man.It,snotthatbadbeinghated.快点捡起来Comeon.Pickitup.老皮收你这个那什么娘养的Yousonofableep-blob!抱歉让你
