WhatIf...《假如…？（2021）》第二季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
多重宇宙异攻队TheGuardiansoftheMultiverse.英雄们各来自不同的现实Heroespluckedfromacrossdifferentrealities（前情提要）保护他们所有人的命运toprotectthefateofallofthem.但你却不知道她的故事Butyoudon'tknowherstory.从疯狂泰坦的女儿到多重宇宙战争冠军FromthedaughterofaMadTitantothechampionofamultiversalwar,葛摩莅成为自己故事中英雄的历程Gamora'spathtobecomingtheheroofherstory是从别人的故事开始beganinsomeoneelse's.（漫威影业呈献）时间Time.空间Space.现实Reality.并不是线性关系It'smorethanalinearpath.而是个有无限可能的棱镜It'saprismofendlesspossibility,单一个选择就能衍生出无数现实whereasinglechoicecanbranchoutintoinfiniterealities,创造出全然不同的平行世界creatingalternateworldsfromtheonesyouknow.我是观察者IamtheWatcher.我会引导你穿越浩瀚的新现实Iamyourguidethroughthesevastnewrealities.跟我来推敲问题的无限可能.Followmeandponderthequestion.无限可能：假如第二季第四集假如"Whatif?"小辣椒Pepper.在家园即将毁灭之际Withhishomeonthevergeofdestruction,东尼史塔克自我成就的钢铁人做出终极的英雄之举TonyStark,self-madeIronMan,madetheultimatehero'splay.但在这个宇宙东尼根本没问到家Butinthisuniverse,Tonynevermadeithome.糟糕我死了Oh,crap.mdead.好这不可能是天堂Okay,thiscan'tbeheaven.跟我说你不是上帝Um,tellmeyou'renotGod.嗨Hey.瞧这个帅哥是谁1.ook.Whoisthishandsomedog?看看这闪闪发亮的皮肤1.ookatthatradiantskin.我就叫你亮密亮瓷先生Icallyou"Porcelana.Se?orPorcelana."好吧Okay.着火了托帕灭火Fire.Topaz,thefoam.发射泡沫Releasethefoam.好没事了Okay,wegotitgood.泡沫太多了可是他还在闷烧Ithinkitwasoverkillwiththefoam.Butlook.He'sstillsmoldering.不完蛋我下地狱了Uh,no,thisishell.vegonetohell.新朋友这里是萨卡星Oh,tsk,tsk,mynewfriend,thisistheplanetofSakaar.萨卜星我迷失在太空中吗msorry."Planet"?Asin,"mlostinspace"?对等一下是你Uh,yes.Waitaminute.Waitaminute.It'syou.就是你就是你Thisisyou.Thisisyou.就是这个人Thisistheguy.魔咒金属人先生莅临本王宫Mr.MetalMojoManisinthepalace.钢铁人-镇♥压♥奇塔瑞人Uh,"IronMan."-CrusheroftheChitaurinos.击败萨诺斯-谁ThedefeaterofThanos.-Who?蓄胡的煽动者Andprovocateurwiththefacialhair.我喜欢你下巴的造型Ilikewhatyou'redoingwiththechindecorationthere.我们认识吗时间在这里不一样Doweknoweachother?-Timeworksdifferentlyhere.我们一直在谈We'vebeentalkingabout魔咒金属人先生的核弹之旅Mr.MetalMojoMan'snuclearridefordays.我能叫你魔咒吗千万不要Bytheway,canIcallyou"Mojo"?-Never.不行还是锡人不行No?Possibly"TinMan'?-No.火箭人-不要"RocketMan"?-Nope.那就魔咒人决定了"MojoMan"itis.Okay,thereyougo.（最新消息：纽约人庆祝胜利）我们赢r很好Ah!Wewon.Good.天啊小辣椒Oh,myGod.Pepper.她没事那就好She'sokay.She'sokay.Okay.魔咒Mojo.快做那个动作就是这样快点Hey,quick.Dothatthingyoudo.Youknow,thething.Dothething.好了奥兹巫师我得马上回地球Okay,Wizardof0z,IneedtogetbacktotheEarthpronto.你能帮我吗没问题Canyouhelpmewiththat?-Sure.Ofcourse.我帮你准备载具llgetyouonazoom.Youknow,thezoom.但你得先留下来陪我们庆祝Butfirst,yougottastayandcelebratewithus.今天我21It'smy21st21什么生日21stwhat?-Birthday.我知道我看来不满18Iknow,Iknow.Idon'tlookadayover18,but.谢了我早就不跑趴了Thanks,butvekindofputmypartydaysbehindme.太空船往那边走吗So,spaceship?Isitthatway?托帕Topaz.会有吃的吗Um,willtherebefood?It'smybirthdayIt'smybirthday看看你们精心打扮穿得这么美Hey,lookatyouall.Gussiedup.Wearingyourbest.我能聊一整天我很会聊Well,look,Icouldchit-chatallday.Igetgabby.但我们是来庆祝两件事我和萨卡大奖赛Butwe'reheretocelebratetwothings,meandSakaarGrandPrix.热烈欢迎我们的赛车选手们Solet'smakesomenoiseforourDolliesandClydes,ourracersanddrivers.各就各位预备Onyourmarks.Getset.等等别偷跑And.Hangon.Don,tjumpthegun.还没Notyet.Notyet.等等Wait.出发吧傻孩子快Getoutofhere,youcrazykids.Go,go,go!好像狗尿Thattasteslikeadogpark.-Boo!惊喜吧是我不是故意吓你Surprise.It'sme.Didn'tmeantospookyou.是吗我是故意的OrdidI?Idid.Idid.很奇妙吧在底球.Isn'tthisquaint?Youknow,onYurth.地球-低球"Earth."-',Oorth"?地球迪球"Earth.'1-,Arfff,?说对r很棒-对Yep,yougotitNailedit.-Yeah.这叫战车比赛Well,thiswouldbecalledachariotrace.一级方程式不对它们是战车Formula1race.-No,thesearechariots.看到驾驶和轮子没Seethedrivers?Thewheels?对这是星际纳斯卡赛车Yeah,thisisintergalacticNASCAR.赛车都很类似但不一样Racecarsaresimilar,butverydifferent.大家常搞错别不好意思Commonmistake.Don'tbeembarrassed.我叫他们用更大的油箱我几乎感受不到火焰Itoldthemtogetbiggergastanks.Ibarelyfeltthatflame.这结果E好那是谁Wow!Well,afittingendfor.Whowasthat?瞧那火焰他注定要死在车上Oh!Lookatthatflame.Hewasmadetoberoadkill.消防员呢救护员-你会错过最赞的地方Where,sthefirefighters?Themedics?-You'regonnamissthebestpart.朝她扔马口铁罐Hey,throwthetincansather.-Argh!喂你们下来开啊0i!dliketoseeyoualldrive.这样有点野蛮吧Isn'tthisatouchbarbaric?好小动物出场-丢掷动物Okay,nowthesmallanimals.-Throwtheanimals!那些是仓鼠吗Arethosehamsters?托帕给我绒鼠Topaz,chinchillame.冷静魔咒Calmyourcheeks,Mojo.我们以前丢腐烂的食物Weusedtothrowrottenfood,但近期的饥荒让大家怎么说呢butgiventherecentfaminesleavingpeople.HowdoIputthis?挨饿-吃不饱Starving.-Peckish.那样太粗鲁了lt,sconsidereduncouth.喂-谢谢Hey!-Thankyou.如果你喜欢我的绒鼠就会爱死我的冠军Hey,ifyoulikemychinchillas,you'regonnalovemychampion.释放冠军Releasethechampion!吸鼻仔Snuffy!不Oh,no,no,no.吸鼻仔我以为我们是朋友Snuffy.Ithoughtwewerefriends,bro.最精彩的来了Here,sthebestpart.喝一杯的代价竟然这么大Somuchforstayingforonedrink.你要开始了他开始了Oh!You'redoingthething.He,sdoingthething.怎么粘粘的Uh,whyisitsticky?小心这家伙不喜欢别人碰它Careful,mate.Thisguyheredoesnotliketobetouched.谢谢告知巨石强森Thanksforthetip,MountRushmore.有枪Gunalert.你是谁Whoareyou?你的死神Yourdeath.真是非常感恩Thankyouvery,verym
