Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公肮脏贝西选择垃圾D垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup垃圾D垃圾撒光光让我看你变肮脏1.etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏Letmeseeyougetdirty垃圾D投中三分球Andtrashydtakesathree-pointshot.你房♥间清理干净了没赛斯Didyoufinishcleaningyourroom,Seth?好了看见没Sure,see?你管这叫干净Thisiswhatyoucallclean?拜托爸Comeon,pop!我只是想听垃圾D的歌♥Ijustwanttolistentotrashyd,yo!现在你明白Nowdoyouunderstand为什么应该得把房♥间清理干净了吧whyyoushouldcleanyourroom?马上清理干净Cleanthismessup不然不准你听随身听oryou'relosingyourbeatpodprivileges.我的随身听Mybeatpod?!不行爸那样不公平Noway,pops!T-That,snotfair!要是我们回来看见房♥间还是不干净Ifthisroomisn'tspotlessbythetimewegetback你就不准听随身听nobeatpodforyou,yo.清理太逊了Cleaningupislame,son.我都不知道这有什么大不了的1don'tknowwhatthebigdealis.垃圾D肯定也不清理房♥间Ibettrashyddon'tcleannorooms.垃圾D欢迎光临我的垃圾场赛斯你放心Seth,don'tworry!天才叔公会让一切UncleGrandpa'sgonnamakeeverything-好起来allright.来跟我说说能给你帮上什么忙吧Now,whydon,tyoutellmewhatIcandotohelpyou.都是我的笨爸妈害的It'sjustmydumbparents.他们要我把房♥间清理干净Theywantmetocleanmyroom.我都不知道有什么大不了的Idon'tknowwhatthebigdealis.赛斯Seth.不可以随便乱说It,snotnicetospeakabout把你带到这个世上的爸妈theoneswhobroughtyouintothisworld.得先把灯弄干净Insuchadingylight.你的房♥间没有你说的那么乱msureyourmessisn'tasbadasyoumakeitouttobe.就拿你的床边来说Takeyourbedside,forinstance.除了灰尘其他肯定什么都没有Ibetthereisn'tanythingbackherebutafewdustbunnies.好吧Okay.还是把它放回原处好了1.et'sjustputthatbackwhereitwas.太离谱了Thisiswhack,yo.我绝对不可能清理我房♥间的Ain'tnowaymgonnacleanupmyroom.那现在是时候该来找外援了Iguessit'stimetocallinthereinforcements.我刚好知道要找谁AndIknowjustthething.美国农业部有机认证泽西女仆AgenuinecertifiedU.S.D.A.Jerseymaid-肮脏贝西Messybessy.不过肮脏贝西Butmessybessy只等这里特别脏乱差了才会来onlyrespondstoreallymessymesses.必须得让这猪窝脏上加脏Weneedtomakethispigstyevendirtier.脏上加脏这样才叫像话Dirtier?!Now,that'swhatmtalkingabout,son!垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏1.etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏Andletmeseeyougetdirty垃圾堆里翻滚Rollingaroundingarbage就像个发病派对1.ikeawackdiseaseparty地板干净又整洁Whenthefloorisspick-and-span就快去翻垃圾桶It,stimetosearchthroughagarbagecan让自己变龌龊Justlikeadirtyman现在你感觉不舒服Nowyou'refeelingsick招引跳蚤和婢虫Attractingfleasandticks你是污垢忍♥者You'reascum-soakedninja手握炸鱼条剑Withaswordoffishsticks到处挥舞垃圾Wavethetrashintheair爱扔哪就扔哪Tossitlikeyoujustdon'tcare沉积物里游得欢好友唯恐不及Youswiminsediment,yourfriendsarehesitant头发烧焦都比你香You'restinkingworsethanburnthair垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏1.etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏Andletmeseeyougetdirty我们表现太出色了Imustsay,weoutdidourselves!垃圾这么多肮脏贝西一定会来Thisshouldbemorethanenoughtrashformessybessy.好耶Aw,yeah,son!等不及要看她长什么样了Ican'twaittoseewhatshelookslike.原来你要这么清理Thisisyoursolution?没错Absolutely!肮脏贝西是个五星级女仆Messybessyisafive-starmaid.可一头笨牛得怎么清理房♥间Buthowcanadumbcowdoallthat?居然是真的Youweren'tkidding!没错小赛斯That'sright,youngSeth.她的四个胃外加超大胃口Herfourstomachsaswellashertremendousappetite完全就是无底洞areutterlybottomless.不No!贝西休想吃掉我的随身听Bessy'strippin'ifshethinksshe'seatingmybeats.别吃我的垃圾D地毯Notmytrashydrug,yo!别吃我的电脑Notmycomputer!还给我Givemethat!我来接你赛斯Igotyou,Seth!安全进垒Safe!她把我宝贝全吃了She'seatingallmyvaluablebelongings!快做点什么啊天才叔公Pleasedosomething,UncleGrandpa!你别怕Don'tyouworry.快过来老姐Comenow,oldgirl.别吃恶心的垃圾了Youdon'twantthathorridgarbage.来吃这堆好吃的干草吧Havesomeofthisdelicioushayinstead.看吧See?很好吃Sogood.这就说明Itjustgoestoshow理解万岁thatalittlegentleunderstandinggoesalongway.你这不要脸的贱畜Why,youfilthy,thievinganimal!不好她现在要把东西全吃了Oh,no!She,seatingeverythingnow!她一定是胃口大开了Shemustbeonafeedingfrenzy.快回来Getbackhere!别吃全家福Notthefamilyphotos!别吃大屏幕电视Notthebig-screenTV!别吃我妈的珍珠项链Notmymom'spearlnecklace!别吃我爸的四千块钱羊毛衫Notmydad's$4,000Italianwoolsuit!别吃我姐的手摇计算器收藏Notmysister'scollectionofvintageaddingmachines!别吃肾形游泳池Notthekidney-shapedswimmingpool!贝西快住嘴Bessy,stop!她把万物全吃了She'seateneverything.往好的方面来看赛斯Well,lookatthebrightside,Seth-起码你房♥间干净atIeastyourroomisclean.话说你房♥间在哪Say,whereisyourroomanyway?我就是这个意思That'swhatmsaying.没有房♥间没有爸妈全都没了Thereisnoroom,noparents-nonothing.你可能确实有了个重大发现Youknow,youmaybeontosomething.看来贝西把全宇宙都吃了1.ookslikeol,bessygobbledupthewholeuniverse.全宇宙Thewholeuniverse?!我们搞砸了天才叔公Wetotallyblewit,UncleGrandpa.别泄气了小赛斯Don'tfret,littleSeth.你手上还有随身听Youstillhaveyourbeatpod.而且我还记得有个人AndIdorememberacertainsomeone说过他心心念念的就是这个sayingthatthisisallhecaredabout.并且垃圾D总会让我开心笑Besides,thattrashydalwaysputsasmileonmyface.垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup不好意思贝西Excuseme,there,oBess.赛斯非常难过Sethhereisprettyupset.你还是先回避一下比较好Soifyoucouldjuststepaside,thatwouldbesuper.你不能吃你的天才叔公Youcan'teatyourUncleGrandpa!垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup赛斯快拉我一把Seth!Givemeahand,dude!赛斯Seth!赛斯Seth!快来帮帮我You'vegottohelpme,buddy!贝西快把我吞掉了0Bessisswallowi
