Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

E13-E14早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公天才姨母回来了停车区早安Goodmornin'.叔公怎么了Hey,UncleG,what'shappenin'myman?你也知道单纯回个家Yaknow,justcominghome我今天一整天afterafulldayof都在给全世界无助的孩子们帮忙helpingthehelplesschildrenoftheworld.那今天帮了多少人天才叔公Wellhowmanytoday,UncleGrandpa?你也知道我的个性Youknowme.我不怎么爱吹牛Idon'tliketobrag如果没全帮到那就大多数都帮到了butIhelpedmost,ifnotallofthem.叔公你完全处在巅峰时期啊Man,UncleG,youareatthetopofyourgame!你让我想到披萨史蒂夫年轻的时候YouremindmeofayoungPizzaSteve.确实披萨史蒂夫ThatIdo,PizzaSteve.确实ThatIdo.现在来睡个当之无愧的美容觉Now,forsomewell-deservedbeautysleep.帅气可不是单纯从树上长出来的Thiskindofhandsomedoesn'tjustgrowontrees,youknow.大家晚安Nighty-nightfellas!我的英雄躺进去了Thereliesmyhero,man.我的也是披萨史蒂夫我的也是Mine,too,PizzaSteve.Mine,too.天才姨母AuntGrandma?!没错Indeed.先生们And,gentlemen我是带着特别动人的JL作岗位来的mherewithanattractiveoffer.你带工作岗位叔公的夙敌Anofferfromyou?UncleG,sarch-enemy?太对了Sh-yeah,right.最好是好事Thisoughttobegood.快来天才姨母工业为我工作ComeworkformeatAuntGrandmaindustries.认真的吧你一定是在开玩笑Seriously?!Youmustbejoking!谢谢你顺道过来天才姨母Thanksforstoppingby,AuntGrandma你可以给敞篷豪车调头butyoucanturnthatfancyconvertiblearound从哪来滚哪去了anddriveyourselfbackunderwhateverrockyoucamefrom.好谢谢不过不用了谢谢Yeah,thanksbutnothanks!不感兴趣Notinterested.那我们就等着瞧吧We'llhavetoseeaboutthat,won'twe?你在说什么鬼话天才姨母Whatareyoutalkin'about,AuntGrandma?我不知道啊1don'tknow.叛变怎么说Howaboutbetrayal!?谁那些人吗Who?Thoseguys?他们最垃圾了They'retheworst!实在是讨厌死了Theyallsuckeggs!格斯先生是个无聊老古板Mr.Gusisaboring,stuffy四肢发达还守旧over-muscledstick-in-the-mud!他说的一点也没错Well,he,snotwrongaboutthat!还有披萨史蒂夫净吹牛AndPizzaSteve.He'ssuchablowhard!什么What?而且他完全没证据可以证明Andhe'sgotabsolutelynothingtobackitup.他最擅长的事情就只有吹牛1mean,theonlythinghe'sreallyanygoodatisbragging.而且擅长的程度还不够Andheisn,tevenverygoodatthat!肚包就是个天大的负担BellyBagisjustaheavyburden.真想不到快收回那句话Well,Inever!Youtakethatback!跟你说句悄悄话AndJustbetweenyouandme巨型写实风飞行老虎giantrealisticflyingtiger和小奇迹可以直接人间蒸发andtinymiraclecoulddisappear我都不会注意到他们消失了and1wouldn,tevennoticetheyweregone.看够了吧So,haveweseenenough?我不敢相信Ijustcan'tbelieve.现在觉得我工作岗位怎么样了Whatdoyouthinkofmyoffernow?他们去哪了Wheredidtheygo请上车老板Hopin,boss.好先生这就投靠我了Suchthegentleman.大家系好安全带路上会比较颠簸Buckleup,everyone.Itcouldbeabumpyride.肚包今天有什么日程Ok,BellyBag,what'sontoday'sagenda?真奇怪That'sweird.今天早上太安静了Awfulquietthismorning.大家一定是出门吃早餐了Everybodymustbeoutgettingbreakfast.毕竟今天可是华夫饼周三ItiswaffleWednesday,afterall!不过还有需要我帮忙的孩子们Butthere'salsokidswhoneedmyhelp.出发Andaway!看来佩吉彼得森需要新的网球拍1.ookslikePeggyPetersenneedsanewtennisracket.别哭了小妹妹Turnoffthewater-works,younglady!我来帮忙了'Causemheretohelp!天才叔公我并不需要帮忙Oh,UncleGrandpa,Idon'tneedanyhelp!可你在哭啊Butyou'recrying.纸巾Tissue?那都是快乐的泪水天才叔公Thesearetearsofjoy,UncleGrandpa!起先我正缺网球拍现在我有了Atfirst,Ineededatennisracket,butnowIhaveone!我好像没听清楚1don'tthinkIheardyoucorrectly.天才叔公Oh,UncleGrandpa.你可真好笑You'resofunny.再见了天才叔公Seeyoulater,UncleGrandpa!我就不懂了她在名单上啊Idon'tgetit.Shewasonthelist!我也许可以解开你的疑虑PerhapsIcanclearupyourconfusion.天才姨母你来这下什么AuntGrandma!Whatareyoudoinghere?我就长话短说吧1.etmeputthisinthesimplestpossibletermsforyou-你完蛋了老头子you'refinished,oldman!这就要下班了Quittin'timealready?感觉我什么都还没做啊ItfeelslikeIhaven'tdoneanythingyet!给我住口天才叔公Comeoffit.UncleGrandpa!格斯先生Mr.Gus?我的朋友们你们跟着她在干什么Myfriends?Whatareyoudoingwithher?朋友才怪呢Friends?Asif!我们都知道你对我们真正的看法Weknowhowyoureallyfeelaboutus!我们看过视频了天才叔公Wesawthevideo,UncleGrandpa!视频什么视频Video?Whatvideo?胡说Tosh!我们是挺想留下来闲聊We'dabsolutelylovetostayandchat不过恐怕我跟我同事们butmafraidthatmycolleaguesandI得去做点更重要的事情了havemoreimportantmatterstoattendtojustnow就比如说帮助全世界的孩子们likehelpingallthechildrenintheworld!再见Ta-ta!不等等No,wait!大家别走快回来Guys!Please,comeback!等等最惨的华夫饼星期三Wait!WorstwaffleWednesdayever.汤姆斯电视你是个孩子吗需要帮助吗还是让位吧天才叔公Wellmoveover,UncleGrandpa天才姨母这里已经有个新帮手了becausethere,sanewhelperintown她就叫天才姨母andhernameisAuntGrandma.就是我That'sme.只用最强最先进的技术Usingonlythebeststate-of-the-arttechnology天才姨母工业天才姨母与天才姨母工业AuntGrandmaandAuntGrandmaindustries成为了协助儿童服务的行业龙头leadthebusinesswhenitcomestochildren-assistanceservices.别再受难rSodon'tsufferanylonger.马上让我们来帮你吧Getthehelpyoudeservetoday.太好了Awesome!马上拨♥打♥记得早上也要美美的Andremembertohaveabeautifulmorning.有什么用What'stheuse?我怎么可能会打得过人家HowcanIevencompetewiththat?没朋友没工作没人生目标Nofriends,nojob,andnopurposetomylife.帮不上忙当天才叔公还有什么意义What'sthepointofbeingunclegrandpaifIcan'thelppeople?帮手招聘是个牌子It,sasign!帮手招聘Helpwanted!不管是谁都别怕Well,havenofear,whoever'sinthere赛百趴三明治天才叔公的职责就是要帮助别人'causehelpingpeopleiswhatUncleGrandpadoes!里面好像没人Doesn'tseemtobeanyoneinhere.没关系Nomatter.我只要耐心等着需要帮忙的人就行lljustwaitpatientlytillsomeoneneedsmyhelp.需要帮忙吗CanIhelpyou?没看到你在Didn'tseeyouthere.我不需要你帮忙Idon'tneedyourhelp.我是来帮你的mheretohelpyou.贴外面的牌子写着你要帮忙Thesi