Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公还有不少小剧场现在回到第电视真人剧Andnowbacktothenumber-onerealityseriesonTV回到单身汉单身汉"thesingleman.一起来看乔纳森会选谁为妻1.et'sseewhoJonathanchosetobehiswife.杜克我经过深思熟虑Well,Duke,vebeengivingitalotofthought我想我的伴侣是andIthinkmgonnagowith.杰西卡Jessica.我爱你宝贝Iloveyou,babe.这部节目也太烂了Man,thisshowishorrible.不知道还有没有什么别的节目Iwonderwhatelseison.我把遥控放哪了WheredidIputtheremote?可能在沙发垫底下Maybeunderthiscouchcushion.不会吧Noway!旧一册的怪人Anoldissueof"weirdman."怪人好耶我有好些年没看过这本经典了Awesome.Ihaven'treadthisclassicinyears.联邦调查局总部怪人在FBl总部里"WeirdmanisattheFBIheadquarters."酷我喜欢FBICool!HiketheFBI.怪人我们需要你来帮忙Weirdman,weneedyourhelp逮捕这个神出鬼没的外国恐&hearts丁怖♥分♥子♥toapprehendthiselusiveforeignterrorist.我为美国服务IserveAmerica!很好我和下属们Right.Well,meandtheboys整理了这份详尽的档案havepulledupthisextensive,thoroughdossier对象是位叫皮埃尔卡芒贝尔的人onamanknownasPierreCamambert.FBI通缉皮埃尔卡芒贝尔这位法国人长♥期♥走私Thisfrenchmanhasbeenimporting各种不同的奶酪进入我国alldifferenttypesofcheeseintothestates渠道为黑市viatheblackmarket.他借非法奶酪环已经牟利上十亿Theprofitsofhisillegalcheeseringareinthebillions.黑市奶酪环单季获利73亿不仅如此Asifthatwasn'tbadenough他已经十多年没在美国缴税了hehasn'tpaidtaxesinamericaforover10years!藏身处皮埃尔今晚要去等一批大货Pierre'sexpectingalargeshipmentthisevening.我们需要你暗中潜入当场抓获他Whatweneedyoutodoissneakinandcatchhimintheact.有了那个证据Andwiththatevidence我们就能将那个卑鄙小人驱逐出境wecanputthissleazeballawayforeternity!他的安保措施业内最强Hissecurityissomeofthebestinthebusiness.不过我们很有信心Butwe'reconfidentthat你专业能力够强绝对能潜进去someoneofyourexpertisecansneakthrough.我必须警告你Imustwarnyouthat皮埃尔十八般武艺样样精通Pierreiswell-versedinthemartialarts.如果有必要就使出致命武器Sobepreparedtouselethalforceifyoudeemnecessary.美国就靠你了怪人Americaiscountingonyou,weirdman.你放心特隆哈克特工Don'tworry,agentthornhawke.我不会让美国失望的Iwon,tletamericadown!我会把恐♥怖♥分♥子♥抓到的mgonnacatchmeaterrorist!不是奶酪小心点笨蛋Careful,youfool!那奶酪存放的时间比你年纪还大Thatcheesehasbeenaginglongerthanyouhavebeenalive.等新货一到Withthislatestshipment我们获的利就要破纪录了wewillbebreakingrecordprofits.法国马上就要加冕为史上经济巨头了SOOrbFrancewillreignkingoftheeconomicgiantsofhistory!全都多亏了你舌尖上甜蜜蜜的黄金Allthankstoyou,sweet,sweetmorselsofgold.先生你好Bonjounmonsieur!怪人Weirdman.你明明去度假了啊ButIthoughtyouweretakingavacation.我不度假Idon'ttakevacations.我接单Itakeorders.保安Security!拦下那个怪人Stopthatweirdo!你的下一趟旅程得回法国去AndyournexttripwillbebacktoFrance.不错啊怪人Tresbien,weirdman.还是见识下你打不打得过我两位朋友Butlet'sseeifyou,reamatchformytwofriends-"飞踢"还有"屁♥股fihearts;""kickand"derriere"!怪人姿势不错Awesomeweirdmanpose!想阻挠美国你表现还嫩了点You,regonnahavetodobetterthanthatifyouwanttostopamerica.别嘲笑我你个怪人Donottauntme,youweirdo.你绝对会后悔想搞我皮埃尔YouwillbesorryyouevermessedwiththelikesofPierre国际奶酪之王internationalcheeseking!够了Thatdoesit你还真能让我奶酪沸腾Nowyouhavereallygotmycheeseboiling.准备臣服于王吧Preparetobowtotheking!可是什公怎么会Butwhat?!How?!其实真的很简单Ifsquitesimple,really美国就是比法国强AmericaisbetterthanFrance.看是轮陈年白切达奶酪1.ook!It,sawheelofagedwhitecheddar!在哪Where?!奶酪根本没这玩意Therewasnosuch说“起司”Say"cheese"!美式加工奶酪Americanprocessedcheese!恶心Disgusting!就像菲力牛排起司三明治JustlikeaPhillycheesesteaksandwich我可最会撒起司Spraycheeseismybiz好好Okay!Okay!我向你投降Isurrendertoyou!皮埃尔你做下了迫♥害♥美国这一错误决定Pierre,youmadethewrongdecisiontomesswithamerica现在我们把你逮了个正着andnowwe'vecaughtyoured-handed.你将长♥期♥因此居住出境混账You'regoingawayalongtimeforthis,punk.我们走着瞧特隆哈克特工Weshallseeaboutthat,agentthornhawke.我有外交豁免权Iretaindiplomaticimmunity不出几周我就会重出江湖andllbebackonthestreetsinamatterofweeks还要加强安保让怪人都打不进来withevenbettersecuritynoteventhatweirdocanpenetrate.跟法官说去吧皮埃尔Tellittothejudge,Pierre.把他带走Takehimaway,boys.你们还没见我动真格呢Youhavenotseenthelastofme!法国终将称霸天下Francewillreignsupreme!等着瞧Youshallsee!怪人非常感谢你所做的一切Weirdman,Ican'tthankyouenoughforallthatyou'vedone尽己所能保护伟大的祖国inserviceofthisgreatcountry.特隆哈克特工俗话说得好Well,agentthornhawke,youknowwhattheysay-“要趁热打奶酪”makecheesewhilethesunshines.还是“不能忘奶负酪”来着Orisit"neverbitethecheesethatfeedsyou?没事Nomatter.为美国消灭恐&hear怖♥分♥子♥Toaterrorist-freeamerica!怪起来Stayweird!本册完肚包我找到遥控器了Hey,BellyBag,Ifoundtheremote.现在可以看别的台在放什么了Nowwecanseewhat,sontheotherchannels.好可电视哪去了Yeah,butwhere'stheTVnow?问得好Goodquestion.不过能看遥控器还看什么电视ButwhoneedsaTVwhenwecouldwatchtheremoteinstead?你听见了吗天才叔公Didyouhearthat,UncleGrandpa?好像是猫叫声Itsoundedlikemeowing.对可我得怎么换台Yeah.ButhowamIsupposedtochangethechannel?不是那个No,it'snotthat.是从树上传来的Itcamefromthattree.你说得对肚包You'reright,BellyBag!有只猫困在树上了There'sacatstuckinourtree!必须把它救下来Wegottogetitdownfromthere.我马上去叫消防队来llcallthefiredepartmentrightnow.不行No.消防队只能到最后的紧急关头才能叫Thefiredepartmentisforalast-resortemergency.而且我们自己就能把小猫救下来了Besides,wecanrescuethislittlekittyourselves.快来小猫小猫小猫Here,kitty,kitty,kitty!我不会伤到你的mnotgonnahurtyou.我试试用激光笔把猫引出来Icantryusingalaserpointerto
