Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公库珀不准看冰淇淋卷饼三明治炸猪排跟大家说个事Man,youguys.我五分钟前想起有件事Ijustrealizedsomethingfiveminutesago.我们大概是全球最一级棒的人了Weareprobablythemostawesomestpeopleonthisplanet.老虎一级棒Tiger'sawesome.披萨史蒂夫一级棒PizzaSteve'sawesome.格斯先生-级棒Mr.Gusisawesome.肚包一级棒BellyBagisawesome.我一级棒mawesome.大家-级棒Everyoneisawesome!库珀一点都不棒ExceptforCooper.没错库珀That'sright,Cooper.我知道你在外面Iknowyou'reoutthere.你昨晚干的好事我都看到了AndIsawwhatyoudidlastnight.我在想要庆祝我们一级棒So,Iwasthinkingtocelebrateourawesomeness应该把我们的一级棒weshouldshowoffourawesomeness炫耀给级棒的自己看toourawesomeselves.披萨史蒂夫你应该是PizzaSteve,you,reprobably我们所有人里面最一级棒的了themostawesomeoutofallofus.要不你来个超酷一级棒特技Sowhydon'tyoudoasuper-coolawesomestunt披萨史蒂夫到那边那个一级棒特技飞跃耍耍onthatawesomestunt-jumpthingoverthere?这样才像话Nowwe,retalkin,.大家都坐好了Youbrosbettergrabagoodseat披萨史蒂夫的最强特技马上秀出来becausethisisgonnabepizzasteeeeve'sbeststuntyet.可以啊小披Goodthinking,littlep.我绝对不能Nowayinmylife错过这场巅峰好戏wouldIwanttomissapinnacleeventlikethis.而且你们这下走运了Andluckyforyouguys我可以轻轻松松圆♥满&hearts浣成llbeabletopullitoffwithease.我现在状态一生最佳minthebestshapeofmylife.好耶Yeah!我最棒mthebest!好耶Yeaaaaaah!这场死亡飞跃献给我的一级棒朋友Idedicatethisdeath-defyingjumptomyawesomepals还有在家观看的大家andeveryonewatchingfromhome.等一下Wait!只有库珀不准看EveryoneexceptforCooper!你想都别想库珀Don'teventhinkaboutit,Cooper.我的天啊老天爷Oh,mygosh!Holymoly!不会吧Noway!都不止一级棒了Thatwasbeyondawesome!没错Yeah.我就知道刚刚的特技可以Iknewthatwasgonna.让你们大受震撼.blowyouguysaway.没错Totally!格斯先生现在到你Hey,Mr.Gus,it'syourturn来给我们整点级棒的大秀了todosomethingawesomeforus.我本来还以为这集狂不下去了JustwhenIthoughtthisepisodecouldn'tgetanycrazier没想到格斯先生要跟吃人&hearts汰♥猿人♥拳♥击Mr.Gusdecidestoboxagiantman-eatinggorillaapeperson.在家的各位肯定都会爱KIthinkyouallathomearegonnabeknockedout这场千载难逢的一级棒打戏bythisawesomeonce-in-a-lifetimefight.等等Wait!你不会真以为Thoughtyouweregonna自己可以看到一级棒的打戏吗库珀seethisawesomefight,huh,Cooper?想得美Thinkagain!小心1.ookout!打他身体Hithiminthebody!往身体打打身体Bodyshot!Hitthebody!虽然不知道你怎么打败那头大猩猩的1don'tknowhowyouK.O.'dthatchumpchimp可刚刚真的好紧张butitwastight!谢谢大家其实也没什么Thanks,guys.Itwasnothing.酷Cool.说到酷Speakingofcool要不你就来给我们看看howaboutyoushowus你一直准备的缤纷虹光秀吧老虎thatrazzle-dazzlerainbowlightshowyou'vebeenworkingon,tiger?观看体验一定会闪耀光彩Thisisgonnabeoneilluminatingexperience.快开始喷射吧虎妹Hitmewithit,tigergirl.给大家展现光谱的魔力Timetoshoweveryonethemagicofthelightspectrum.没错格斯先生That'sright,Mr.Gus.等等Wait!只有库珀不准看EveryoneexceptforCooper.以为你能偷看是吧Thoughtyouweregonnasneakapeek,huh?不可能Fatchance!你太没礼貌了兄弟That'srudeofyou,dude!真是Dang!好闪好亮啊1.ookatitshimmerandshine!哇老虎Wow,tiger.你真的好出彩Youreallyoutdidyourself.上色上得我印象深刻Colormeimpressed.虽然这话我不常说但是Idon'tsaythisoften,but.所以你才是我最爱的写实风猫科动物Andthat'swhyyou'remyfavoriterealisticfeline.现在到我Andnowit,smyturn来给大家展现我的一级棒特技了toshoweveryonemyawesomestunt.只有库珀不准看EveryoneexceptforCooper.你个小混♥蛋♥Youlittlepunk!天才叔公我就不明白了UncleGrandpa,Idon'tgetit.谁是库珀为什么不让他来看WhoisCooper,andwhydoyoukeepexcludinghim这集做的一级棒大秀,fromalltheawesomestuffinthisepisode?你没眼睛Youdon'thaveeyes所以你看不到库珀先前犯的滔天大罪soyoudidn'tseetheatrocitiesCoopercommittedearlier.昨晚库珀干了件特别可怕的勾当Cooperdidsomethinglastnightthatwassohorrific恶心得我根本都不愿意说itdisgustsmetoeventalkabout.闻闻那个餐盘肚包Takeawhiffofthatdinnerplate,BellyBag.味道像是菠菜花菜萝卜甜菜Itsmellslikespinach,cauliflower,carrots,beets还有别的好吃蔬菜andotherdeliciousvegetables.没错That'sright-库珀昨晚没吃的就是这么些好吃蔬菜thesameexactdeliciousvegetablesthatCooperdidn'teatlastnight.怎么了库珀What'sthedeal,Cooper?!不吃蔬菜的人Anyonewhodoesn'teattheirvegetables不配看我们做一级棒大秀isn'tworthyofwatchingusdoawesomestuff.对Yeah!大家一起吃掉土里长出的这些美食Comeon,guys,let'sdigintothesetastytreatsgrownfromtheearth'ssoil给库珀瞧瞧他错过J，什么andshowCooperwhathe,smissing.来看一眼这个菠菜Now,getaloadofthisspinach.绿意盎然营养丰富味道鲜美Vibrantgreenandchock-fullofnutrientsandflavor.花菜Cauliflower!甜菜Beets!天啊能理解库珀的做法了Oh,man!Cooperwasright!蔬菜就是恶心Vegetablesaredisgusting!从现在起我正式判决Fromnowon,1herebydecree将全体蔬菜逐出露营车theexpulsionofallvegetablesfromthishereR.V.!赶紧滚Goodriddance!不准再回来了Anddon'teventhinkaboutcomingback!既然蔬菜都赶走了Well,nowthatthat'stakencareof谁想来吃真正的美食whowantstogogetsomerealfood?有炸鸡冰淇淋培根起司汉堡Asinfriedchicken,icecream,baconcheeseburgers油炸甜甜圈还有软糖蛋糕deep-frieddoughnuts,andfudgecake?我想Yeah!库珀你让这集变好看多了Cooper,youjustmadethisepisodeawholelotbetter.我错怪你了库珀Man,Iwaswrongaboutyou,Cooper.你对蔬菜的看法可正确了You'vegottherightideaaboutvegetables.谁还用得着那堆玩意Whoneedsthem?大家觉得我说的对吗AmIright,youguys?对Yeah.我精力充沛Ifeelrobust.谢谢库珀ThankyouCooper.那你呢巨型写实风飞行老虎Howaboutyou,giantrealisticflyingtiger?看到了没Youseethat?一致同意It,sunanimous.库珀我要把这片猪皮送给你Cooper,mgoingtodedicatethisnextporkrindtoyou.炸猪皮等等披萨史蒂夫Wait,PizzaSteve!我们欠他的可不止这些Weowehimmuchmorethant
