Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
独角兽退散一客咖啡你们的咖啡慢用Hereyougo,guys.Enjoy.什么都比不上跟麻吉喝咖啡Nothingbeatsdrinkingjoewithmybro.对吧鸟哥？Right,Mordecai?什么？Huh?What?是啊Yeah.阿天志铃对我回眸一笑Dude.Margarettotallyjustsmiledatme.一你想太多了一明明就有No,shedidn't.-Yes,shedid.那你约她出去玩啊Thenwhydon,tyouaskherout?没那么简单你不懂啦It,snotthateasy.Youwouldn'tunderstand.对啦我什么都不懂Yeah,Iwouldn,tunderstand.可能是因为我忙着跟麻吉喝咖啡Probably'causemtoobusydrinkingjoewithmybro.像我们约好的那样记得吗？likewecameheretodointhefirstplace.Remember?别吵Wait.我曾经迷失过现在我找到了Ioncewaslost,butnow,mfound.型男专用Dudetime.Formen.什么废物会想让一群野鸡扯烂自己衣服？Whatkindofloserwouldwantabunchofchickstearingtheirclothesoff?对吧鸟哥Right,Mordecai.鸟哥Mordecai.志铃我没注意到你来了Oh,heyMargaret.Didn'tnoticeyouthere.天啊鸟哥Gee,Mordecai,我以前都没发现你这么有型Idon'tthinkIeverrealizedhowawesomeyouare.而且还好好闻哦Andyousmellgreattoo.鸟哥Mordecai.Mordecai.阿天我要去买♥♥那瓶占龙水Dude,mbuyingthatcologne.干嘛啦你说要去买♥♥超炫的游戏Why?Yousaidyouwouldchipinforthatawesomenewgame.我强哥mJohn.我也是强哥malsoJohn.我们是强强哥We'retheStrongJohns.强强哥,不买♥♥强强哥不行StrongJohns,StrongJohns,youhavetobuyStrongJohns现在你想买♥♥了吧Nowdoyouwantthatgame?不想我还是想买♥♥古龙水NO,Istillwantthecologne.你去买♥&hearts沽龙水就再也不是我的好麻吉Ifyoubuythatcologne,thenmgonnaloseallrespect.foryou.好啊那我们就不要当好麻吉Good.Thenwe'llbothhavethesameamountofrespectforeachother.你是怎样啦我们计划好的What'swithyou?Wehadaplan.咖啡强强哥瞎混Coffee,StrongJohns,hangout.阿天晚点再造混啦Dude,wecanhangoutlater.我去买♥♥一下古龙水去去就来Ijustwannagobuysomeofthatcolognereallyquick.不行计划不是这样No.Thatwasn'tpartoftheplan.你敢去买♥♥我就交新朋友给你看Ifyouleave,thenmgonnahavetogetsomenewfriends.没差啦反正我可能会忙着应付美眉们That'scool.I'llprobablybetoobusywiththeladiesanyway.好啊我也会忙着交新朋友Well,fine.llbebusywithmynewfriends.计划破坏狂Plan-breaker.型男你那笨占龙水喷够了吗？Areyoudonewithyourstupidcologne,yet?那玩意儿根本没用Youknowthatstuffsnotgonnawork.闪边凉快去Whydon'tyougetouttahere?你什么都不懂Youdon'tknowanything.阿天鸟哥天气真好啊Mordecai,Rigby.Wonderfuldaywe'rehav.活该Inyourface.我就知道那个没有用Iknewthatstuffwasn'tgonnawork.闭嘴我又不是要把棒棒伯Shutup.mnottryingtoattractPops.我是要吸引志铃mtryingtoattractMargaret.她可能正往这边走过来了She'sprobablyonherwayrightnow.志铃我在这里啊Margaret?moverhere.志妈呀Mar.Oh,jeeze.你擦了什么？Whaddyagotthere?一型男一我就知道DudeTime.-1knewit.出来兄弟Comeout,bros.Comeout.我就说是型男古龙水嘛ItoldyouitwasDudeTime.厉害了是型男Allright,DudeTime.有型男兄弟Yeah,DudeTime,bros.型男DudeTime.青黏公园有型男出没吗？Didsomeonesaythere'sDudeTimedownhere?借我喷一下CanIbumaspray?他们是谁啊？Whoaretheseguys?不知道看起来满酷的Idon'tknow.Theyseemprettycool,though.你们兄弟想瞎混吗？Youbroswanttohangout?我想瞎混Iwanttohangout.跟他混是浪费时间Butyou'rewastingyourtimewiththisguy.他满脑户都是志铃AllhewantstodoisgetwithMargaret.志铃？Margaret?听起来不像兄弟的名字Thatdoesn,tsoundlikeadude'sname.你用型男古龙水来把妹哦AreyouusingDudeTimetogettheladies?对啊怎么了？Yeah,sowhat?不对啦兄弟Aw,no,bro.不能用这个来把妹Youdon,tusethistogettheladies.要用来跟兄弟混Youuseittohangoutwiththebros.兄弟"Bros!这就对rYeah!终于有人跟我臭味相投Finally,somebodyspeakin,mylanguage.兄弟,Bros!-Bros!矮冬瓜真好玩1.ittledudemakesmelaugh.说真的Seriouslythough.你让我们喷型男算是够意思you'reprettycooltooforlettingusbumsomeofyourDudeTime所以呢要是你真想把妹soifyoureallywannaattracttheladies,一我们挺你一真的wecanhelp.-Really?废话我们都是把妹高手Oh,yeah.Weknowallabouttheladies.好妹子Aw,yeah,girl.那还挺不错的朋友Actually,thatwouldbeprettyawesome,guys.酷我们一起来把妹吧Cool,justpointustothelady.到了她就在这儿工作Well,thisiswheresheworks.我该怎么做？WhatdoIgottado?我们会教你的We'lltellyouwhattodo.但你要先喝下这杯开光水Butfirstyouhavetodrinkfromthecupofknowledge.恶心那是什么啊？Aw,sick.Whatwasthat?绝对不是独角兽的呕吐物It,sdefinitelynotunicornshlamp.这怎么能帮我追到志铃？Howwasthatsupposedtogetmealady?别认真我们只是找个乐子Chillout,bro,we'rejusthavingalittlefun.找乐子啊你没听说过Yeah,fun?Everhearofit?不要再烦了Quitbeingsuchajerk.一你才烦一大家冷静You'rethejerk.-Chillout,chill.别激动我们不会再闹你了Comeon.Wewon'tmesswithyouanymore.我发誓Ipromise.我有绝招能帮你把到妹Gotagreatwaytohelpyougetyourlady.很好只要能远离那个大废咖Great.AslongasIdon'thavetostandnexttothattotalloser.要我怎么做都行mupforanything.来听清楚Okay,checkit.美眉最爱兄弟梳个大油头Theladieslovedudeswhoslicktheirhairback.吉米把货给他Jimmy,givehimthestuff.来抹这个Here.Usethis.好啦Fine.你确定她喜欢这付德行？Areyousureshe'llbeintothis?绝对会保证马上有效Totallybro,she'llbeallaboutit.你只要说三个字"玩亲亲*Allyougottadois.layitdown.玩亲亲1.ayitdown?对兄弟就是玩亲亲Yeahbro,youknow,layitdown.玩亲亲1.ayitdown.欢迎光临CanIhelpyou?志铃Hey,Margaret.鸟哥？Mordecai?什么事啊Hey,what'sup?我是来玩亲亲的mheretolayitdown.一什么？一玩亲亲What?-Layitdown?是哦你没什么事吧？Sure.Areyoufeelingokay?我很好Yeah,mgreat.我去去就来I1berightback.什么嘛这一点都不酷WhattheH,guys?Notcool.冷静兄弟Chillout,bro.我们看你进去矮冬瓜说到重点Wewerewatchingyouinthereandlittledudehadareallygoodpoint.什么重点？Whatpoint?你不够格跟我们混Thatwe'retotallynothangingoutenough.好气AW,jeez.别担心我们还是会帮你把到妹Don'tworry.We'restillgonnahelpyougetyourlady.一怎么把？一去你家办轰趴
