Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
未来天团鸟哥快来看送来了Dude!Checkitout,man!They'rehere!什么？What'shere?我们昨晚网购的假团服Ourfakebandt-shirtsthatweorderedfromthatsitelastnight.一什么？一昨晚啊What?-Lastnight.我问你想不想加入乐团Iaskedyouifyouwantedtobeinaband你就说andyousaid.没问题我们组个乐团好了Yes!Iwannabeinabandwithyou.我们要想一个酷团名Alright,butWegottahaveacoolbandname.这个团名如何酷朋友WhatdoyouthinkofCoolDudes?胖脸乐团FacePunch.夹克与肥鸟RadandSubtract.耳温枪与玫瑰HelicopterCrash.不然就藏金胡帮WhataboutMustacheCashStash?漂亮哦That'sit!快订团服一Ordertheshirts!对喔团服Ohyeah,t-shirts.你快看Checkitout!Bam!鸟哥与阿天团？MordecaiandtheRigbys?不是藏金胡帮吗？WhathappenedtoMustacheCashStash?我换掉了超炫对吧Ichangedit.Awesome,right?不就是同名乐团吗？Butthat'sjustournames!我们没有必要穿着它们到处走吧Wearen,treallygoingtowearthesearound,arewe?衣服真好看做什么用的？Radshirts!Whatarethosefor?我们的团服They'reforourband.你们有组乐团喔Youguysareinaband?鸟哥与阿天团超酷的MordecaiandtheRigbys?That'ssocool.不是我们没有组乐团啦No,we,renotinaband.所以是假乐团？So,what,it'ssomesortoffakeband?不是是真正的乐团No,it'sarealband,but只是没有什么了不起的啦just.notabigdeal,youknow?你们应该去唱明晚的猩光大道Yourbandshouldplaytheopenmictomorrownight!对啊那是一定要的啦Yeah,forsure,totally.太棒了我好想看你们演唱喔Awesome.Ican'twaittoseeyouguysplay.我们就明晚见咯Well,Iguessllseeyouthen.好明晚见Yeah,Seeyouthen.then.你在乱讲什么？Whatwasthat,man?不知道Idunno!我只是不想让她知道我们弄了一个假乐团Ijustdidn'twanthertothinkwehadastupidfakeband!这样我们就要去唱明晚的猩光大道了Butnowwegottaplaythatopenmictomorrow!好啦我们可以犒定的Okay,wecantotallydothis.只要在明晚前练好一首歌♥就行了Wejustgottalearnonesongbytomorrownight.一首歌♥Onesong?-Onesong.一好了吗？一好了Ready?-Shreddy.一二三四One,two,three,four!好了停Okay,stop.去搬救兵Weneedhelp.双人二重唱啊你们好可爰喔Atwo-manensemble?Whatacharmingidea!棒棒伯你怎么会这么厉害How,dyouIearntobesogood,Pops?把这个丢进那台古董留声机Throwtheserecordsontheoldtalkingmachine.如何成为音乐家马上就能为猩光大道做好准备了andyou'llbereadyforyouropenmicinnotime!你知道猩光大道的事？Youknowabouttheopenmicnight?对啊大家都知道啊Yes!Everybodyknowsaboutit!大家都会去听We'reallgoingtobethere!等一下如果我们要快速搞定你一定要很认真才行Wait.Ifwe'regonnalearnthisintime.thenyougottatakethisseriously.什么？一穿上团服What?-Putontheshirt.好啦放唱片吧Fine.Playtherecord.好你想成为音乐家啊So,youwanttobecomeamusician?太棒了Bravo!好成为优秀音乐家的首要条件是什么？Now,whatisthefirstthingallgoodmusiciansrequire?一天赋？没错Talent?-Yes!维持良好卫生习惯就是成为成功音乐家的大关键Goodpersonalhygiene.isthekeytobecomingasuccessfulgentlemanmusician!这样至少要拖个十年Thisisgonnatakeliketenyears!对啊后面还两张在排队喔Yeah,andthere'sstilltwomoreafterthisone!一定会有更快的方法There'sgottabeafasterway.三张一起放咧？Allthreeatonce?好现在看看你们的Now,justlocateyour._一二三一你们一定要.one,two,threeAminorseventhHarmoniccanbetapped.这样不行我听都听不懂Dude,thisisn'tworking!Ican'tunderstandanything.我们要继续练Dude,wegottakeepgoing.你想在猩光大道粮到死吗？Doyouwannalooklikeanidiotattheopenmic?什么鬼？Whatwasthat?阿天是怎样啊？Dude,what'shappening?我哪知道Idon'tknow!你们是谁啊？Dude,whoareyouguys?我们是鸟哥与阿天We'reMordecaiandRigby.你们算哪根葱啊？Whotheblazesareyou?闹着玩的啦我们知道Justkiddin'.Weknowwhoyouare.我们是十年后的你们Cozwe'reyouintenyears!你们还不知情Youdon,tknowityet,我们就是此刻教你们怎么摇滚的butthisisthemoment.,whereweteachyouhowtorock!阿天太厉害了Dude,thisisperfect!等一下我们很烂Wait.Wesuck所以你们是我们你们也一定很烂andifyou'reus,doesn'tthatmeanyousucktoo?你没听到我们刚才的演奏吗？Didn,tyoujusthearusplay?对啊我们在未来是红透半边天的乐团Yeah,we'resuper-successfulmusiciansinthefuture.看看我们阿天Yeah,lookatus,dude!我们还戴墨镜耶We'rewearingsunglasses!我们的未来太闪亮不戴的话会瞎掉Ourfuture'ssobright,wegottawearshades.漂亮啦Awesome!我们在未来有没有弄来一直很想要的那个东西？Oh,hey,inthefuture,dowegetthatthingwealwayswanted?那当然了Wegotit.漂亮啦Awesome!未来的我有没有跟志铃在一起？Oh,hey,inthefuture,doIgettogooutwithMargaret?我不想毁掉惊喜感喔Iwouldn'twannaruinthesurprise.听好我们保证可以让你们为明天晚上做好准备1.ook.Wepromisewe'llgetyoureadyfortomorrownight'sgig.只要你们愿意努力认真ifyou'rewillingtoputinthework.好我们拼了Yeah,whateverittakes.我们卜年前就说过这句话了Wesaidthesamethingtenyearsago.漂亮啦Awesome!摇滚吧1.et'srock!猩光大道鸟哥与阿天天团你和我四目相对猩光大道行了准备好了That'sit.You'reready!我们还不会吉他耶What?-ButWeneverlearnedhowtoplay!我们连吉他都还没有拿起来Wehaven'tevenpickedupaguitar.拜托我们有造型动作又酷又炫Comeon,wegotthelook,we'vegotthemovesdown.歌♥词又倒背如流1knowthelyricsbackwardsandforwards.现在快点教我们吉他Justteachushowtoplay!放心啦Don'tworry.你们学会了你们会很酷Youknowenough.You'regonnabefine!再说现在来不及教你们了Besides,it,stoolatetoteachyouanythingelse.二十分钟之后就要登场Gig'sin20minutes.我们死定了We'rescrewed.咖啡厅#你是我甜美小宝贝#You'remysweetlittlebaby#我会为你疯狂沉醉#AndIthinkImightbecrazyforyou#没想到他们真的要登台演唱Ican'tbelievethey'regonnaplaytonight.那两个天兵根本连乐器都没有碰过Thosetwoslackershaveneverevenpickedupaninstrument.一定会跟火车事故一样惨烈Thisisgonnabeatrainwreck.人家最爱火车Ilovetrains!#你是我甜美小宝贝#Mysweetlittlebaby#我会为你疯狂沉醉#AndIthinkImightbecrazyforyou#惨了Dang!对啊Yeah.要不要我去发送团服啊ShouldIhandoutthelastofthet-shirts?你还把团服带来？Youbroughtthet-shirts?对啊送给歌♥迷啊Yeah,forthefans.阿天我们连个歌♥迷都没有Dude,wedon'tevenhaveanyfans.你们就像摇滚巨星耶Youguyslooklikerockstars.可以送我一件吗？
