Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

豪华起司三明治鸟哥Mordecai?你在这里要分一半三明治吗？Oh,thereyouare.Youwanthalfofthisgrilledcheese?那是起司王的烤三明治吗？IsthatagrilledcheesedeluxefromCheezers?如假包换Yes,itis.我要吃Thenyes.你是怎么弄来的？Howdidyoumanagethis?我用买♥♥的钱买♥♥的Iboughtit.Withmoney.厉害Nice.你知道什么东西跟这个三明治最配吗？Hey,youknowwhatwouldgogoodwiththesesandwiches?爆笑网路小短片Funnyinternetvideos.阿天你看喔Dude,checkthisout.等一下有一个超好笑的Nowait,Iknowareallygoodone.不要你又要去下载鸵鸟打棒球那段影片了No,man.You'rejustgonnapullup.thatostrichthingwiththeballsagain.-不对啦-你在打关键字我看到rNo,mnot.-You'retypingitin.Iseeit.不要看啦这样就不好玩了Dude,don'tlook.you'regonnaruinit.最好不要又是鸵鸟打棒球喔Fine.itbetternotbethatostrichthingwiththeballs.一好了没有？一在下载rReadyyet?-It'sloading.好了看Okay.Now.不要太靠近喔爸Don'tgettooclosenow,Pa.真的是鸵鸟打棒球Man,it'sostrichthingwiththeballs.你为什么骗我阿天？Whydoyougottalietome,dude?因为喀编是我的强项'Causelying'smyspecialty.我的三明治怎么在你们那里？一什么？Whatareyoudoingwithmysandwich?-What?别担心我会发挥我的强项摆平他Don'tworry.lltakecareofthiswithmyspecialty.那不是你的三明治是我们的三明治Thisisn'tyoursandwich,thisisoursandwich.这是你的三明治？Thisisyoursandwich,huh?袋子怎么会写着班森呢？ThenhowcomeitsaysBensononthebag?班森本来应该写阿天Huh?It'ssupposedtosayRigby.可是他们拼错字了buttheymisspelledmynamewrong.不要乱说了Stoplying.你明明说是你买♥♥的Dude.Ithoughtyousaidyouboughtthis.他才没有买♥♥No,hedidn'tbuyit.你们两个懒惰鬼Nowgetoffyourlazybutts.现在就去买♥♥豪华起司三明治还给我andgogetmeanothergrilledcheesedeluxe!你毁我们的休假Youruinedourdayoff.没事啦鸟哥现在根本没几个人排队Don'tworry,dude.Thelinewon'tbethatlong.起司王谢谢你发挥你的强项喔白♥痴♥Thanksforsavingthedaywithyourspecialty.Youidiot.随便啦你也没厉害到哪里Whatever,likeyoucoulddoanybetter.我本来就比你会瞎编mabetterliarthanyouare.有吗？Ohreally?你唯一比我厉害的就是当个没用的Theonlythingyou'rebetterthanmeatisbeingabigpieceof.搞什么？那两个大只佬他们插队Whatthe.Thoseporkloinsarecutting.不好意思Excuseme.那两个好人是太空人有权利插队Thosefinemenareastronauts.Theycancutinline.他们为国家战斗Theyfoughtforourcountry.鸟哥这是你的大好机会Dude.There'syourchance证明自己比我还会瞎编还是你没招了？toproveyou'reabetterliarthanme.Ormaybeyoucan't.看你的蠢样1.ookatyourface.你的内心里面现在一定又气又呕Itmustreallyeatyouupinside.因为你就是没有办法证明你比我还会瞎编tonotbeabletoproveyou'reabetterliarthanme.因为你就是证明不了'Causeyoucan'tprovenothin'.你什么都证明不了一好啊Youcan'tproveanything.-Fine.要我证明我比你还会瞎编吗？Youwantmetoprovemabetterliarthanyou?那就来比比看谁最会瞎编好了Whydon'tweseewho'sbetteratlying.先穿帮的人就输了Whoevergetscaughtfirstloses.好啊反正你不可能比我厉害Okay.It'snotlikeyou'reevergonnaliebetterthanthis.不好意思小姐Excuseme,miss?一怎样？我们就是太空人What?-We'reastronauts.我就说过我比你还会瞎编r吧Itoldyoumabetterliarthanyou.滚一边看好了Stepaside.等一下我要请你叫我瞎编高手llshowyouhowarealmanlies.美女给我来份豪华烤起司三明治Hey,baby.givemeagrilledcheesedeluxe动作快一点andmakeitsnappy.因为我们是太空人急着要赶回太空去'Causewe,reastronautsandwegottagetbackupinspace.一懂我的意思吧一天啊Knowwhatmsayin?-Ohmy.太空人要一份豪华烤起司三明治Onegrilledcheesedeluxefortheastronauts.一共两块五毛That'llbetwofifty.这是月球钱That'samoonquarter.一看吧一你真的很烂See.-Dude,thatwaslame.不好意思先生你的烤三明治好了Excuseme,sir.Yourgrilledcheeseisready.谢了我们得把这个送去给太空人♥大♥队长Thanks.Wegottagetthisbacktoourastronautcaptain.你懂我的意思吧Knowwhatmsayin,?那边的人就是你的太空人♥大♥队长吗？Isthatyourastronautcaptainoverthere?贵宾席他就是那家伙Thisistheguy.你是那家伙You'retheguy?我是m.那家伙mtheguy.很荣幸认识你大队长Well.It'sanhonortomeetyou,captain.阿天中队长讲了好多你的丰功伟业1.ieutenantRigsherehastoldusalotaboutyou.对啊真高兴可以认识同行的太空人呢Yeah,it,sgreattomeetacoupleofrealfellowastronauts.你们跑来这鸟不生蛋的地方做什么？So,Whatareyouguysdoinginthisdumpholeanyways?我们只是来帮我们的指挥官买♥♥份烤三明治Youknow,we'rejustpickin'upagrilledcheese.forourcommandingofficer.我懂1hearthat.我们正打算要回去基地Yeah,we'rejustgettin,readytotakeitbacktothecompound.基地？我们也正打算要回基地呢Compound?Wewerejustgettingreadytogothereourselves.一要不要搭便车？一好啊搭你们的便车回基地Wantalift?-Sure,we'lltakearidetothecompound.我一直在想啊Cometothinkofit.为什么之前没在基地看过你们两个？whyhaven'tweseenyouaroundthecompoundbefore?我们刚结束十年的巡航太空任务Wejustgotbackfroma10yearstintintheol,shuttlecraft.没错吧鸟哥大队长Isn'tthatright,captainMordecai?对啊我们刚转调到这里来Yeah,andwejusttransferredhere.今天是第一天It,sourfirstday.欢迎我们带你们去参观吧Well,welcome.We'llbegladtoshowyouaround.希望你们准备好要花250万纳税人的血汗钱了Now,Ihopeyou'reuptospending2.5milliondollars.intax-payers'money,因为我们开车'causewe'redriving.先生们欢迎光临基地Gentleman,welcometothecompound.我把识别证忘在另一条裤子了IforgotmyIDinmyotherpants.可以帮我刷一下吗？Canyouhelpmeout,guys?什么？那是我的识别证耶Ah,what?ThatwasmyID.我交代过你别搞丢的Itoldyounottoloseit.好了冷静我们刷就好了Guys.Calmdown.YoucanuseourID's.琼斯太空人来吧穿上去可能会比较自在一点Here,youguysmightbemorecomfortableinthese.谢了Thanks.我很爱穿这件制♥服♥Yeah,Ilovethesethings.可是鸟哥大队长就不是了butcaptainMordecaimightnotbethatintothem.他最爱穿粉红制♥服♥Don'tyoulikeyouruniformsinpink?一粉红？-那是我临时跟人借的Pink?-1onlyhadtoborrowapairthatonetimefrom跟,独眼花子博士借的Dr.Asinovskovich.thatonetime.你认识独眼花子博士喔YouknowDr.Asinovskovich?真好玩因为她就在这里T