Medium《灵媒缉凶（2005）》第五季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
离婚律师经常说Divorcelawyersliketosay.爱情是最没有约束力的合约that"love"istheultimateunenforceablecontract.随着时间的流逝缔约双方不断讨价还价Itisalwaysbeingre-negotiatedbytime.无论是深爱妻子的丈夫Whetherit,stheloveofahusbandforhiswife.或是关心孩子的父母.oraparentforachild.又甚至是最亲密的爱人orevenaloverfortheirsweetheart.终有一天这种合约thedayinvariablyariseswhenthecontract,定义人际关系的默契协议会改变theagreementsandunderstandingthatdefinearelationship,change.这究竟是时间使然熟悉所致还是由于母性的驱使呢Thefunctionoftime,familiarityorsometimesjustMotherNature.瞧呀瞧呀这不是我们的美女市长助理嘛又来做测试？Well,well,ifitisn'tourownDeputyDoll.Backforanothertest?我觉得上次买♥♥的不好Ithinkthelastonewasdefective.加号♥看起来像除号♥所以我还是不相信Theplussignlooksmorelikeadivisionsymbol,soIremainunconvinced.这可是今天第三次测试了熊妈妈Thirdtesttoday.MamaBear.你肯定怀孕了毋庸置疑YourEggoispreggo;nodoubtaboutit.少废话老头Silencio,oldman.等你做完了测试就来付钱Youpayforthatpeestickwhenyou'redone.别觉得只沾上了一点你的尿液就假装不是你的Don'tthinkit'syoursjust'causeyoumarkeditwithyoururine.Medium灵媒缉凶第五季第5集自食其果但我还是搞不懂ButIdon,tgetit.我根本没生病为啥还要去看医生呢WhydoIhavetogotothedoctor'sofficewhenIdon'tfeelsick?因为既然妈妈和爸爸都有了新工作Well,'causeMommy'sworkingagainandDaddy'sworkingagain,我们就又有保险了whichmeanswehaveourinsuranceback.所以呢？So?所以这就意味着我们去看医生而别人付钱So,thatmeansthatwecangotothedoctor,andsomebodyelsewillpayforit.告诉他们省省钱吧我们根本没兴趣Well,tellthemtosavetheirmoney.We,renotinterested.我们都要去的We'reallgoingtodoit.妈咪要去看医生Mommy'sgoingtogoseeherdoctor.爸爸今早也要去Daddy'sgoingtoseehisdoctorthismorning.所有人都要去做检查Everybody'sgoingtogetacheckup.大事不妙Uh-oh,thisisn'tgood.当他们说做检查”其实就是要打♥针♥Whentheysay"checkup,"theymeanshots.我不要不想打♥针♥Idon'twantno,noshot.听着去看医生做检查可不代表要打♥针♥Heynow,just,causeyou'regoingtothedoctorforacheckupdoesn'tmeanyou'regoingtogetshots.是啊鱼还不会游泳咧Right.Andfishcan'tswim.我不想打♥针♥!Idon'twantashot!瞧瞧你妹妹被你吓成什么样了1.ookatyoursister,honey.You'regettingherallupset.嘿我有个主意Hey,Igotanidea.如果我们乖乖去看医生WhatiCum,wegotothedoctor'soffice,and,well.打了疫苗然后我们就去玩具店Wegettheshots,andthen,afterwards,wegotothetoystore任我们随意挑玩具怎么样？andyouguysletuspickoutwhateverwewant?什么？What?等等你这都是从哪学来的？Waitasecond,wheredidyougetthat?电视上演的呗Theydoitontelevision.其实呢我电视上看到不少Actuallyj,veseenitalot.我不想和你谈电视宝贝Well,mnotinterestedintalkingabouttelevision,honey.我要去赴医生之约了Igottogotomydoctor'sappointment.我们也是Us,too.Us,too.有时间和朋友聊两句吗Gotaminuteforafriend?1.earning议员.CouncilmanLearning.别生气我告诉他们别通知我来了Don'tfireanyone.Itoldthemnottoannounceme.我来此是为了私事mhereonunofficialbusiness.我刚好给你这个Well,thenletmegiveyouoneofthese.当然也是私下的给我省了邮票钱unofficially,ofcourse.Savemeapostagestamp.这是什么Manuel?Whatthehell'sthis,Manuel?派对邀请函是Lily的主意Aparty.It'sLily,sidea,actually.想借此来感谢大家在我离开的日子里Awaytosortofthankeverybodywhoworkshereforhanginginthere,怀揣信念驻守在工作岗位上keepingthefaithwhileIwasgone.别担心我们来负担一切开销Butdon'tworry,we'repayingforeverything.不会花费纳税人的一分一毫Notadimeoftaxpayers'money.出了什么事Jimmy?What'sgoingonjimmy?你知道我女儿Meredith-一年多前终于结了婚YouknowmydaughterMeredith-finallygotmarriedalittlemorethanayearago.不错的小伙子有个患有心脏病的女儿Nicefella.Hehasalittlegirlwithhearttrouble.其实他们正是由此相识的Actually,that'showtheymet.Meredith是那个小女孩的护士Meredithwasthelittlegirl'snurse.两天前她发了这封电子邮件给我和我妻子Twodaysagoshesentmywifeandmethise-mail.“亲爱的爸爸妈妈很不好意思的告诉你们”"DearMomandDad,membarrassedtotellyouthis,“我认为现在是我有生以来第一次”"butIthink,forthefirsttimeinmylife,“真正理解何谓跌落谷底”"Iunderstandwhatitmeanstohitrockbottom.“我想只有时间和距离才是治愈良方”"Ithinktheonlycureistimeanddistance.”我需要离开一阵”"Ineedtogetaway.”这不是永别只是暂时离开”Thisisn'tforever,it'sjustfornow."我保证会尽快联♥系♥你们Meredith留"Ipromisetogetintouchsoon.Meredith."我很抱歉Jimmsosorry,Jim.她也给她丈夫写了一封Shesentonetoherhusband,too.我能做点什么？要怎么帮助你？WhatcanIdo?How.canIhelpyou?她已经离开四天了ShShe,sbeengonefourdays.我妻子我女婿Mywife,myson-in-law.都相信她会回来they'reconvincedthatshe'sgoingtocomeback.无论有什么事Butthisisagirlwho'snevergonemorethan48hourswithoutcallingmeorhermother她都没有过离家48小时以上音信全无aboutsomecrisisorother.报♥警♥了吗？汇报失踪人口了吗？Didyougotothepolice?Fileamissingpersonsreport?我不想那样做我是议员Idon'twanttodothat.macouncilman.她丈夫是菲尼克斯西部银行的头头Herhusband,sabigshotoveratPhoenixWestBank.他们会把他提来问话They'regoingtowanttoquestionhim.然后媒体稍加炒作绝对不行Andthenthepaperswillgetaholdofit.no.我有些手下很擅长处理这些事Youknow,Ihaveacoupleofpeoplewhoworkforme,prettygoodatthiskindofthing.我相信他们会守口如瓶AndIknowIcantrustthemtokeepittothemselves.不如交给我来办Whydon'tyouletmeseewhatIcando.JoeJoe!JoeJoe.Joe!Joe.快醒醒Ineedyoutowakeup.嘿医生Oh,hey,Doc.抱歉我一定是打盹睡着了Oh,sorry,musthavedozedoff.护士说喊了你十分钟都没醒Yeah,thenursesaidshe'sbeentryingtowakeyoufortenminutes.Devalos说你有事找我Devalossaidyouwantedtoseeme.是的的确这副表情是做什么？Yeah,Idoindeed.Idoindeed.What'swiththefunnylook?没什么我最近总想着你你和Lynn的事Nothing.You'vejustbeenonmymindlately.YouandLynn.你们怎么样了？Well,howyouguysdoing?我们尽力了We'redoing.Imean,youknow,totheextent
