Ghosts《鬼屋欢乐送》第三季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
此时此刻我必须问一下SASAPPIS:Atthismoment,Imustask在座是否有人对这桩婚事有异议ifanyoneherehasanyobjectionstothismarriage.我有1do.那是Isthat我单身派对上的脱衣舞男Thestripperfrommybachelorparty.是的就是他Yes,Ibelieveso.对克里斯艾萨克单身派对上的脱衣舞男Yes,Chris,thestripperfromIsaac,sbachelorparty,你对于他们的结合有异议吗youhaveareasonthesetwoshouldnotwed?我有8个理由I'vegoteightreasons.就在这了Heretheyare,mate.你让我感觉/Youmakemefeel.?我得说这理由挺充分的Isverygoodargument.llsay.大堡礁啊Greatbarrierreef!艾萨克艾萨克NIGE1.:Isaac.Isaac.艾萨克什么什么Isaac!What?What?Oh!你在梦里哼哼唧唧的Youweremoaninginyoursleep.哦我我做噩梦了Oh.I-1was,uh.Iwashavinganightmare.我被考拉咬伤了Iwas.beingmauledbyakoala.真可怕Howhorrid.我做了个盥梦喝奶茶时Ihadanightmaretherewerenobiscuits没有饼干了formycreamtea.Oh!无所谓了婚礼日开心亲爱的Well,nomatter.Happyweddingday,mylove.我们的婚礼口啊当然Oh,ourweddingday.:Ofcourse.万岁Huzzah!接下来就是无聊的那些了A1.BERTA:Andimmediatelyfollowing结婚典礼alltheboringstuff-Theweddingceremony.我会唱那首终于mgonnabesingingthesong,At1.ast.",这首歌♥是由埃塔詹姆斯推广的ItwaspopularizedbyEttaJames,她在我的时代之后whowasaftermytime,但很多人都说我唱得比她好butalotofpeoplearesayingIsingitbetterthanher.谁说的很多人Whosaying.Alotofpeople.那么我听说你们三人行了啊So,Ihearyouguysareathrouplenow.F1.OWER:Somefolksthink有些人觉得三人行很复杂throuplesaremorecomplicated,但以我的经验butinmyexperience,其实这样更好they'rejustmoreofagoodthing.那久你们婚礼上想坐哪呢So,wheredoyouguyswanttositforthewedding?索尔喜欢坐前排我喜欢后排Thorlikeitupfront.Iprefertheback.我喜欢站着Ilikestanding.是啊看这情况真的是Yeah,Idon,tforeseeanyproblems不会有任何问题呢withthissituationatall.嘿宝儿你想把花放哪Hey,babe,wheredoyouwanttheseflowers?海蒂你想把花放哪Oh,Hetty,wheredowewanttheseflowers?客厅谢谢Oh,inthelivingroom,please.客厅杰Uh,inthelivingroom,Jay.收到Gotit.实际上实际上Actually.Actually.放在前台HETTY:.bythefrontdesk也许能更好的平衡这里的摆设mightbalancethingsoutnicely.实际上海蒂想让你把花就放这里Actually,Hettywantsthemoverherenow.我不喜欢这样Idon'tlikethissystem.她是婚礼策划人嘛杰She'stheweddingplanner,Jay.很想伸手帮个忙TREVOR:Wouldlovetolendahand但你也知道鬼鬼嘛but,youknow,ghost.音乐人员那边怎么样了Andwherearewewiththemusicperson?就是那个碟片操作者The.jockeyofthedisc.Oh,Jay杰在网上定了个DJ他应该很快bookedaD)online.He'llbeheresoon就会过来设置设备tosetuphisequipment.Oh!再说一次我觉得JAY:Again,itjustfeels这就是浪费钱likeabigwasteofmoney.为什么就不能用我的手♥机♥放音乐啊HowcomeIcan'tplaymusicthroughmyphone?因为这是我的婚礼而我未婚夫很有钱Becauseit'smyweddingandmyfianceisrich.新郎霸王龙Groomzilla.你在这平嘛呢想点事Whatareyoudoinguphere?Oh,justthinking.我觉得我需要IfeellikeIneedtospeaktosomeone跟人谈谈我的心事regardingmattersoftheheart.当然我可以倾听Of-ofcourse.mhereforyou.你吗是Oh.Oh.Oh,you?Yes.是应该也行哈Yes,Isupposethatcouldworkaswell.Hey,man,嘿我有过女友的为什么谁都不记得这事呢Ihadagirlfriend.Whydoesn'tanyoneeverrememberthat?我们记得啊我们也记得Weremember,wealsoremember她为了闻烤牛肉的味就抛弃了你thatsheleftyoutosmellroastbeef你想要什么艾萨克Whatdoyouwant,Isaac?我昨晚做了个梦Ihadadreamlastnight.这是我反复出现的梦境中的一个Anotherinarecurringseriesofsuchdreams.是有关克里斯的AboutChris.你单身派对上那个澳火利亚脱衣舞男吗TheAustralianstripperfromyourbachelorparty?我今天就要跟奈杰尔结婚了IamtowedNigeltoday可我醒来脑子里想的确是另一个人andIwakeupthinkingofanother?我到底是怎么了Whatiswrongwithme?听着这没什么大不了的1.isten,itdoesn'tmeananything.你只是婚前恐惧症罢rYou'rejusthavingcoldfeet你和奈杰尔在一起十分般配YouandNigelareamazingtogether.好吗你们一定会非常幸福的Okay?You,regonnabeveryhappy.所以别在想克里斯了好好享受今天SojustputChrisoutofyourheadandenjoytoday.是你的婚礼啊说的对lt,syourwedding.You'reright.你说的对You'reright.我再也不会想他了Ijustwon'tgivehimanotherthought.谢谢你萨萨皮斯你真的是帮了大忙Thankyou,Sasappis,you'vebeenveryhelpful.考虑到Whichisremarkable,你在这些事情上几乎全无经验consideringyouralmosttotallackofexperience还真是挺了不起的inthesematters.嘿我活着时跟人上过43次床呢Hey,Ihadsex43timeswhenIwasalive.嗯嗯能查出数来这事一点都不奇怪Mm-hmm.Andthatisaverynormalthingtosay.天这里简直就是天堂啊Man,thisplaceisparadise.而来到这跟家人在一起Andtobeherewithmyfamily-这比我把汤姆林森一家升级到Imean,thatfeelsbetterthanwhen1gottheTomlinsons牙买♥♥加凉鞋酒店的总统套房♥时感觉好多了upgradedtothepresidentialsuiteatSandalsJamaica.抱歉里根房♥间有人定了Sorry,Reagan,theroom'sbooked!我知道你听不见我说话但这样走开还是挺没礼貌的Ah,Iknowyoucan'thearme,butitstillfeelsrude.我勒个去啊Holysmokedsalmon她看上去好像洛尼安德森啊shelooksjustlike1.oniAnderson.这评价还挺高的嘛陌生人That'squitethecompliment,stranger.额滴神啊你是死了吗CreamcheeseandcaperslYou'redead?让人悲伤的事实Sadbuttrue.有个混♥蛋♥把手♥机♥从九楼阳台掉了下来Somejerkdroppedhiscellphoneoffhisninthfloorbalcony.你要知道那时才82年Keepinmind,thiswasin"82,所以手♥机♥重达15磅soitweighedabout15pounds.让我猜猜你心脏病吗1.etmeguess.Heartattack?为什么我在附近没见过你呢Whyhaven't1seenyouaroundhere?为什么我在附近没见过你呢Whyhaven'tIseenyouaroundhere?我最近才知道白己不受地域限制Well,IrecentlylearnedthatImntgeographically-bound,所以我过来跟还在生的家人一起度假somonvacationwithmylivingfamily,他们不知道unbeknownsttothem.所以你是跟你老婆一起来的Oh.Soyou'reherewithyourwife?不不我我老波死了Wha.No,no.My-mywifeisdead.我是说我知道我也死了Imean,Iknowmalsodead,但是但是我老婆人品很差but-butMywifeisterrible.我单身msingle.矮油Well.你好啊单身汉Hello,single.我叫唐娜mDonna.天看上去真美啊F1.OWER:Man,everythinglookssopretty.你知道谁会喜欢这种吗Youkno
