Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.我爱你Iloveyou.你和你最好朋友的母亲上♥床♥了You'rehavingsexwithyourbestfriend'smother?丑闻一件被揭穿你必须向我保证Anaffairwasrevealed.Youhavetopromiseme绝不向她那变♥态♥老公透露半句thatyouwon'tsayanythingtoherpsychohusband.美好时光不复返滚开Agoodtimewasbroughttoanend.Backoff!你别忘了跟谁说话呢到此为止拜拜Whodoyouthinkyou'retalkingto?We'redonehere.Good-bye.陈年往事波澜乂起我们只是想了解一下这人Andaman,spastwasuncovered.1.ook,we,rejusttryingtogetsomeinfoonthisguy.他刚搬来美景镇HejustmovedtoFairview,可是个惹祸精你们住在美景镇andhe,sreallycreepingpeopleout.You'reinFairview?是的怎么了有问题吗Yeah,why?Doesthatmeansomethingtoya?每年一度Onceayear,白马酒吧的老板theownerofthewhitehorsebar都会举♥行♥场音乐擂台赛wouldhostacompetitionknownasthebattleofthebands.掌声有请“酷点乐队”Giveitupforcoldsplash.年轻的乐手来到这里Andyoungmusicianswouldcome.带着鼓Withtheirdrums.吉他Andguitars.还有一夜成名的梦想Anddreamsofstardom.而今年一群中年男子Thisyear,thoseyoungmusicians加入到这行列里来了werejoinedbyagroupofmiddle-agedmen他们带着僵硬的关节whocamewiththeirstiffjoints.过高的胆固醇Andhighcholesterol.还有重获青春的梦想Anddreamsofbeingyoungagain,即使只是一晚ifonlyforonenight.J皱纹渐去我的皮肤JJWrinklesleavemyskinJ天哪看看他们真年轻God,lookatthoseguys.They'resoyoung.难怪他们先演出没准还得赶作业Nowondertheywentfirst.Theyprobablyhavehomework.哥们儿轻松点Wouldyouguysrelax?摇滚又不是年轻人的专利Rock,n'roll'snotjustforyoungpeople.他们怎么这么吵Whyaretheysoloud?吃醋了卡洛斯Nothelping,Carlos.他们真的太棒了They'rereallygood,而我们真的老得可以当他们爸爸了andwe'rereallyoldenoughtobetheirfathers.好吧我们或许看起来稍微大了点Okay,wemaylookalittleoldupthere,我们或许不那么惹火但管他呢andwemayhitafewclams,butwhocares?我们是来找乐子的今晚没有水管工没有按♥摩&hear师We'reheretohavefun.Yeah,tonightwe'renottheplumberandamasseur更没有披萨店长我们是一支摇滚乐队andaguythatmakespizzas.We'rearock'n'rollband.是吗大卫Right,Dave?没错我去找灯光师确认FAbsolutely.1.ook,I'vegottacheckwiththeguyaboutthelightcues.你确定今晚咱们不会丢人现眼You'resurewe'renotgonnahumiliateourselves?我保证今晚将终生难忘Ipromiseyouit'llbeanighttoremember.一语成真Anditwas.J野马萨莉JJmustangSallyJ,J我想你最好放慢野马的速度JJGuessyoubetterslowyourmustangdownJ出乎意料确实永生难忘inwaystheycouldneverhaveknown.J野马萨莉现在宝贝JJMustangSallynow,babyJ哦上帝火Oh,mygod!Fire!噢Uhh!锁住了It,slocked.直接回来Straightback.次日早晨Thenextmorning,这场惨剧传遍了街头巷尾newsofthetragedybegantospread.流言四起Alongwithrumors据说有人故意纵火thattheBlazehadbeensetintentionally.没过多久警♥察♥便用上了"纵火"一词Itwasn,tlongbeforethepolicebeganusingtheword"arson".于是有人被逮捕了Andsomeonewastakenintocustody.一天前看看我的小甜心Oh!1.ookatmylittlegirl.真是太可爱了我想死她了Isn'tsheadorable?Oh,Imissedhersomuch.我等不及要跟她打招呼了别急我先要打量打量她的新男友Oh,Ican'twaittomeether.Oh,notyet.Iwannagivehernewboyfriendtheonce-over.哇哦她说得没错果然很帅Wow.He'sascuteasshesaid.笑容灿烂Nicesmile,瞧那头发andlookatthathair.你难道不想用指尖轻抚而过Don'tyoujustwannarunyourfingersthroughit?算你走运我不想Fortunatelyforyou,no.瞧我的第一印象向来很准Youknow,I'mverygoodatfirstimpressions.我会喜欢他的mgonnalikethisguy.为什么出租司机给朱莉的男友钱WhyisthecabdriverhandingJulie'sboyfriendmoney?为什么朱莉的男朋友回车里了WhyisJulie'sboyfriendgettingbackinthecab?为什么那个中年出租司机正在亲朱莉Andwhyisthemiddle-agedcabdriverkissingJulie?我觉得应该是Ithinkwhat'sgoingonis.我知道怎么回事让我暂时逃避现实Iknowwhat'sgoingon.1.etmeenjoymydenial.亲爰的我回来了今天交通简直太.Ohh!Honey,mhome.Youwouldn'tbelievethetraffic.你好加布丽尔Hello,Gabrielle.维吉妮亚过来看看Virginiacamebytosayhello.她是不是很好Isn'tthatanicesurprise?我来告诉你们一个消息IhavenewsIwantedtoshare.似乎不高兴见到我Youdon'tseemhappytoseeme.或许因为我们最后一次谈话时Well,maybethat'sbecausethelasttimewespoke,你叫我贪婪的姨♥子♥youcalledmeagreedybitch而我称你为可恶的老巫婆and1calledyouascaryoldhag.我们还真是一对急性子Weren'tweafinepairofhotheads?但谁家平时没个小打小闹呢Butwhatfamilydoesn'thaveitssquabbles?家拜托女士你害卡洛斯被炒了Family?!1.ady,youhadCarlosfired.那是个糟糕的误会嘛Thatwasaterriblemisunderstanding.她澄清事实我重操旧业了Andshestraighteneditout,andIgotmyjobback.很棒吧心满意足Isn'tthatnice?Delightful.现在走吧否则我的脚和你的屁♥股♥Nowleavebeforethere'saterriblemisunderstanding也会发生一个糟糕的误会betweenmyfootandyourass.加布厨房♥里来就现在Gaby,couldIseeyouinthekitchen.now?省省吧卡洛斯Saveyourbreath,Carlos.让这反复无常的老太太重新问到我们的生活里Thereisnowaywe'relettinggrandmascrew-loose没门她把我们写入遗嘱中了backintoourlives.Sheputusinherwill.天哪这女人疯了吧Oh,mygod!Thatwomaniscrazy.她究竟是神经兮兮还是孤苦无依Isshecrazyorjustdesperatelylonely?我才不管她只想和人们正常交往1don'tcare.Allshewantsissomehumancontact.偶尔在周末和我们出去聚聚Tohangoutwithusontheoccasionalweekend,偶尔还一起过节是的但作为回报maybeaholidayortwo.Right,andinexchange,当她最后翘辫子之后whenshefinallykicksthebucket,我们继承一盏破灯很抱歉卡洛斯Wewindupwithalamp.msorry,Carlos.我们是她所有财产的唯一继承人We'rethesoleheirsofherentirefortune.她现在血压是220/90Andherbloodpressureis220/90.维吉妮亚我怎能一直生你的气Virginia!Whycan'tIstaymadatyou?那好吧一会儿见Allright,then,we'llseeyousoon.记者快要来了我好紧张Thereporter'salmosthere.Iamsonervous.为什么采访你可没少做Why?You'vedonelotsofinterviews.那都是当地的而这位是纽约速递来的Thatwasalllocal.Thisis"theNewYorkdispatch."如果采访成功我的烹饪书就能Ifthisgoeswell,mycookbookcouldbeonthefrontpage上周末特刊首页oftheirweekendstylesection.凯瑟琳你的头发怎么弄的Katherine
