Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望主妇前情提要PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives房♥都没看就买♥♥下了Buyingplacesiteunseen.从广♥告♥上我们就能看得出来Wecouldtellfromtheadvertisement这就是我们想要的房♥itwasjustwhatwewerelookingfor.有时Sometimes.谁说孩子是你的Whoeversaidyouwerethefather?你不觉得奇怪吗Didn'tyouthinkitwasstrange全紫藤郡只有你家的草坪thatyouhavetheonlylawnonWisteria1.ane一周要除三次草thatneededtobemowedthreetimesaweek?我要杀了你Iamgoingtokillyou!爱人的真面目Thetruthaboutourlovedones.你让彼德森的老婆YouaskedPeterson,swife转告他千万不要给我升职tomakesurehewouldn'tpromoteme.所以我辞职了我现在要做个家庭煮夫SoIquit.mgonnabeastay-at-homedad.我们该好好谈谈Weshould.talkaboutthis.你出去工作吧You'regoin,backtowork.会让你不择手段.canleadyouintoharm'sway.我想我心脏病犯了Ithinkmhavingaheartattack.你会平安无事地做完这个手术Youaregonnacomethroughthisoperationjustfine您好Hello?雷克斯十分钟前过世了Rexpassedawayabouttenminutesago非常抱歉msosorry德尔非诺先生把我爸带走杀了他Mr.Delfinotookmydadawaytokillhim.现在我要杀了德尔非诺先生NowmgonnakillMr.Delfino.紫藤郡的居民中Itwasanacceptedfact流传着一个不争的事实amongtheresidentsOfWisteria1.ane艾达格林伯格嗜酒如命thatIdaGreenberglikedherliquor.她醉醺醺地出现在针织活动上Peoplehadseenherdrunkatsewingbees.在机动车管理处门前Thedepartmentofmotorvehicles.以及卫理公会的首礼拜上Andthefirstmethodistchurch.艾达多次试图戒酒Idahadtriedtoquitdrinkingmanytimes,却欲罢不能butshecouldn't.一天晚上一个绝望的片刻Thenonenightinamomentofdespair,她祈求上帝ShechallengedGod别再让她喝酒无度了toquenchhernever-endingthirst艾达是幸运的上帝真的听见了1.uckilyforIda,Godwaslistening.扎克听我说Zach,listentome不No!现在没法来硬的了吧Notsotoughnow,areyou?不邦戈Uh!0w!Oh!Bongo,no!邦戈邦戈Bongo!-Bongo!就在这一瞬间艾达意识到ItwasatthatmomentitoccurredtoIda上帝的想法也许深不可测Godmayworkinmysteriousways,但他的做法绝不拐弯抹角butheisn'tparticularlysubtle.我去世已经一年了Ithadbeenayearsincemydeath,紫藤郡发生了许多变化andalothadchangedonWisteria1.ane.孩子们玩起了新游戏Childrenhadlearnednewgames.新的邻居搬了进来Newneighborshadmovedin.烧毁的房♥子得到重建Oldhouseshadbeenrebuilt.我跟你们说了两次了Itoldyouguystwice好了克雷格怎么了Okay,Craig,what'sgoin,on?新的悲剧又在上演Andfreshtragedieshadoccurred.就在一所房♥子里Inonehouse,一名寡妇正准备awidowwasgettingready告知她的朋友们totellherfriends她的丈夫过世了ofherhusband'spassing.但报丧的时间还未到Butuntilthetimewasrigh她还在等Shewouldwait.而生活一如既往地Andlife,asittendstodo,还在继续wouldgoon.我简直惨不忍♥睹我要梳梳头1looklikehell.Ineedahairbrush.梳头也无济于事的Yeah,um,that'snotgonnahelp.苏珊Susan,罗姆斯♥诺♥夫警官来找你调查情况OfficerRomsloveishereforyourstatement.这是扎克杨干的吗ZachYoungdothat?不是她自己摔的No.Shefell摔破了嘴唇是个意外Bitherlip.Itwasanaccident.好吧Okay.跟我说说事情的经过So,uh,walkmethroughwhathappened我到麦克家来喂狗Well,IwentovertoMike'stofeedthedog什么-喂狗msorry?-Feedthedog.然后我一转身AndIturnedaround,就看见扎克杨andtherewasZachYoung.克服的“克”andthat'sZachwithan,h".他拿把枪指着我-医生说那个要放嘴里pointingagunatme-Thedoctorsaidkeepthatin这也情有可原扎克处境艰难Yougottaunderstand,Zach'shadatoughtime.他的情绪很不稳定-因为他就是个疯子He'sgotemotionalissues-'Causehe,scrazy我还是认为他并非有意伤害任何人Still,Idon'tthinkHemeanttohurtanybody.什么啊他在那就是为了等你回家Uh,hello!Uh,hewaswaitingthereforyoutocomehome好杀了你啊sohecouldkillyou.这是你回家后发生的事吗Isthatwhathappenedwhenyougothome?那孩子对你开枪Thekidtookashotatyou?实际上是苏珊开的枪Actually,Susanfiredthegun.那也是因为我在跟扎克抢那把枪That'sbecauseIwaswrestlingitawayfromZach以防他对你开枪sothathewouldn'tshootyou.流血了Oh,there,sblood我们能以后再谈吗她现在有点乱Couldwedothislater?She,skindofamessrightnow好剩下的问我就行了Yeah,IthinkIcanfillintherestforyou.那太感谢rdappreciateit祝您早日康复梅尔太太Youfeelbetter,Mrs.Mayer.多谢Thanks.疼死了0w!Thathurts我再去给你拿点冰块-好的mgonnagetyoumoreice.-Okay不我跟你说No,mtellin,you,苏珊冲向那孩子时简直怒不可遏Susanreallyflewoffthehandlewhenshejumpedthekid.那你是说这不过是一次家庭内部争执Soyou'resayingthiswasmoreofadomesticsquabble?是的绝对是Definitely,yeah.我们必须要提起诉讼吗Arewerequiredtopresscharges?那也不一定Well,you'renotreallyrequired,但事态严重到开枪Butit,ssomething你真的该好好考虑清楚youshouldreallyconsiderwhenahandgunisinvolved.约翰.John!你怎么进来的我知道你家的钥匙藏哪Howdidyougetinhere?-Iknowwhereyoukeepthekey.来点含羞草酒Mimosa?不我怀孕了你个混♥蛋♥No,mpregnant,youjackass你这杯我是用矿泉水做的1madeyourswithseltzer.你知道你都做了什么吗Doyouhaveanyideawhatyou,vedone?昨天在法庭上你耍的那点小把戏ThatlittleStuntyoupulledyesterdayinthecourtroom能让卡洛斯判八年couldgetCarlossentawayforeightyears我早知道这么做你会有点生气Yeah,Ithoughtyoumightbealittlemadaboutthat.但一旦你冷静下来Butonceyoucalmdown,你会发现这样来就剩我们两个人了you'llseethatit'sjustthetwoofus.这多好啊It'sgonnabeawesome你还带行李来Youbroughtluggage?他已经不在了我们再也不用偷偷摸摸了He,sgoneWedon'thavetosneakaroundanymore我们可以光明正大地交往Wecanhavearealrelationship.这对我们三个都有好处It,swhat,sbestforthethreeofus我们三个这对卡洛斯能有什么好处Thethreeofus?HowexactlydoesthatbenefitCarlos?我说的是我的孩子mtalkingaboutmybaby你怎么知道是你的Youdon'tknowit'syourbaby我都不知道是谁的Idon'tevenknowit,syourbaby.我也不想知道因为已经无所谓了AndIdon'twannaknow'causeitdoesn'tmatter.怎么你不爱我了Sowhat,youdon'tloveme?在你告诉我丈夫Well,upuntilthepointthatyoutoldmyhusband我们有一腿之前wewerehavinganaffair,我倒是非常喜欢你Iwasquitefondofyou.但自从那天之后Sincethen.恨还来不及notafan!嗨Hey.你怎么会让他们在早餐前画手指涂鸦Oh,whyonearthwouldyouletthemfinge
