Abbott Elementary《小学风云（2021）》第三季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
芭芭拉你跑哪去了你应该替他盯防的Barbara,wherewereyou?You'resupposedtobeguardinghim!享受比赛伙计享受比赛Playthegame,man.Playthegamel欢迎收看第一届Welcometothefirstteachersvs.students师生篮球募款大赛B-ballgamefundraiser.哈哈作为家长会主席我负责担纲HahalAspresidentofthePTA,Iputthison.我收5美元一个人的门票Icharge$5ahead,但在支付DJ的和健身房♥租金费用后butaftertheDJfeesandgymrental,我们能有大约700美元的盈余we'regonnabedownabout$700.好了集中注意来Alright,y'all.Focusnow.Comeon.穿插Uh.Cut!我来-这里Icut.Here!他都说了穿插Oh,hesaid,"Cut,投篮吧芭芭拉Shootit,Barb!你去投吧Youshootit!你干嘛你就该投篮的Oh!Comeon!Should'veshotit!不不要你不能这样Melissa:No!Don'tYoucan't!犯规技术犯规Foul!Technicalfoul!你罚我吧挑战Giveittome,then.Arguing你还挑战又挑战啊Gimmeanotherone!Gimmeanotherone!投篮吧芭芭拉投篮快投篮Shootit,Barb.Shootit.Shootitl消停了吧Staydown!艾娃噢Ava.Oohl传球给我Barbara:Givemetheball.三四五Three,four,five.快投篮Andshoot!好耶Yes!全队就我了mcarryingthisteam!牛牛YeslYes!你这是乌龙球Thewrongbasket.格雷戈里很遗憾我要错过你的专题讨论了Gregory!mbummedwe'remissingyourpanel.Oh.记住最好的问应Remember-thebestresponse总是要带着笑容istheonegivenwithasmile.知道了谢谢但我宁愿和你们一起去学区里Noted.Thankyou.ButdratherbedoingCPRtraining去接受心肺复苏术培训atthedistrictwithyouall.什么可你马上要参加关于What?!You,regonnabeonapanel教育未来的专题讨论了aboutthefutureofeducation!你很快就会享受人生中高光时刻You'reabouttohavethetimeofyourlife.这可能不是我理解的有趣Eh,it'snotexactlymyideaoffun.是啊你能理解的有趣Yeah,well,yourideaoffun就是收集稀有的茶匙is,like,collectingrareteaspoons.我觉得和其他教育工作者交流也一定很酷Iguessit'llbecooltalkingwithothereducators.也许我会学到一些东西Maybelllearnsomething,但除此之外那不过是一个轻松低调的夜晚butotherthanthat,it'saneasy,low-keynight.看看看看Barbara:Well,well,well!Jacob:Ooh!你确定你们两个Areyousurethetwoofyou是去参加同一场活动吗aregoingtothesameevent?是的芭芭拉Yes,Barb.你为什么不能穿得帅一点呢Whydon'tyoulookbetter?因为这不过是教育工作者之间的普通专题讨论Becausethisisamodestpanelofeducators而且今天是周二speakingmostlytofelloweducatorsonaTuesday.我穿得很得体啊mdressedappropriately!也许是在周一吧Melissa:MaybeforaMonday.你今天怎么了Whatisupwithyoutoday?我不知道Idunno.这次可是高端局好吗ThisistheThunderdome.Okay?我联谊会姐妹兼竞争对手克里斯特也会去Mysororitysister/rival,Crystal,isgonnabethere.我们相互看不顺眼但谁先承认就意味着谁失败Wehateeachother,butadmittingthatmeansdefeat,所以格雷戈里我们必须赢下这次的专题讨论so,Gregory,wehavetowinthispanel.今晚感觉如何Howarewefeelingabouttonight?绝对不会腹泻我只能告诉你这么多Definitelynotdiarrheal,Illtellyouthatmuch.所以我的图书管♥理♥员♥计划So,thesuperintendentmakeshisfinaldecisiontonight是否可以在全区推行onwhetherornotmylibrarianprogram学区督导今晚会做出最后的决定isgonnabeinstituteddistrict-wide.我还打算和许久没见的阿伯特的朋友IalsohaveCPRtraininginabit去参加心肺复苏的培训withmyAbbottfriendswhoIhaven'tseeninawhile.好消息是心肺复苏课是释放压力的最佳场所GoodnewsisCPRclass-bestplacetostressfaint.那也算是一个盛大的夜晚It'skindofabignight.你确定你可以去培训吗Yousureyou'regoodtotakeaclass?是的我不能再改时间rYeah.Ican'trescheduleitagain.我的证书下周到期Mycertificationlapsesnextweek,所以如果我今晚再不去那我就不能再教了soifIdon'tdoittonight,Ican'tteachanymore.好了各位安静一下Alright,everyonelSettlein!雅各布-阿维嗨Jacob?-Avi.Hi!很高兴再次见到你Nicetoseeyouagain.感觉好久没见你了Aah!IfeellikeIhaven'tseenyouinforever!我知道我们待会儿去喝一杯叙叙旧吧Iknow,right?Well,let'sgetadrinklaterandcatchup.好的Okay.谁知道心肺复苏术的三个重要步骤WhoknowsthethreeC,sofCPR?你知道吗小姐Howaboutyou,miss?你为什么不问问别人呢罗布警长Ha!Whydon'tyouasksomeoneelse,CaptainRob?我可以展示给你Man:Icanshowyou!好的Yes.噢梅丽莎Ooh!Melissa.我觉得那个人想和你好好勾兑一下Ithinkthatmanwantstosocializewithyou.我觉得勾兑上了Iwouldhopeso.他今天早上吃光了我最后一点麦片Heatethelastofmycerealthismorning.什公他怎么在你家What?Hewasatyourhouse?姐妹难道你家着火了Gir1.wasthereafire?你在和这个男人约会Youaredatingthisman?不我们没在约会-他们在鬼混而已No,we,renotdating.They'rehookingup.雅各布Jacob!你害我错过了第二个步骤NowImissedthesecond"C."我怎么就不知道呢-我也蒙在鼓里HowdidInotknowaboutthis?Orme?!因为没什么好知道的Becausethere'snothingtoknow.也许我家墙的隔音效果Exceptmaybethewallsatmyplace没我想象的好雅各布arethinnerthanIthought,)acob.呃呃我马上就回来Um,uh,youknowwhat?I-I1berightback.我不在的时候你们不准说什么重要信息Nobodysayanythingimportantwhilemgone.我们不会为你暂停课程的Wewillnotbepausingthecourse!嘿请告诉我你着急忙慌的把我叫出来Hey.Pleasetellmeyoupulledmeoutinapanic只是个恶作剧因为我还真被你吓到了asafunprank'causeyougotme.Hal不是我们有大♥麻♥烦了Uh,no.Wehaveabigproblem.各位我们是这样想的CaptainRobinson：,people,wethinkthatwayabout你在做什么Whatareyoudoing?掂量掂量对手Sizinguptheopps.对丁Theopps?她来了黑武士本尊Theresheis.DarthHaterherself谁-克里斯特Who?Crystal.我那卑微的联谊会姐妹和宿敌Mytriflingsororitysisterandnemesis.这个贱♥人♥不是在跟我竞争Ifherbird-assain'tcompetingwithme,就是在模仿我herraggedy-assiscopyingme.她还抄袭我当上校长的暴脾气Hercrustyselfevencopiedmeonbecomingaprincipal.她抢先当上校长也不过是想恶心我Orherdustyselfbecameonefirstjusttospiteme.克里斯特Crystal!姐妹Soror!别理他他只是在记录Don'tmindhim.He'sjustdocumenting因为这是我第四次来了sinceit'smyfourthtimehere.很高兴你终于被邀请了msogladyouwerefinallyinvited!你还带来了你的年度最佳教育工作者Andyoubroughtyoureducatoroftheyear.你知道理查德两年前就赢了这个称号♥吗YouknowRichardwonthattwoyearsago?理查德Richard.理查德泰勒威廉姆斯-你好RichardTylerWilliams.Hi.理直德泰勒威廉姆斯RichardTylerWilliams.理查德泰勒威廉姆斯所有的观众你们好RichardTylerWilliams.Onallplatforms.我是艾娃科尔曼尊敬的阿伯特小学校长AvaColeman,esteemedprinc
