9-1-1《紧急呼救》第六季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

.嘿埃迪.嘿姑姑情况有多糟？-Hi,Eddie-Hey,tfa.Howbadisit?-你把水关掉了吗？没有没事了-Didyouturnoffthewater?-No,itsfine.- 没事了？怎么会没事了？-它自己修好了- Fine?Howcanitbefine?-I-Itfixeditself.漏水的水管不会自己修好1.eakypipesjustdon,tfixthemselves.侄子也一样Neitherdonephews.等我们一下Excuseusforamoment怎么了？What?你做了什么姑姑？Whatdidyoudo,da?该做的事Whathadtobedone.你骗我来相亲？Youtrickedmeintoablinddate?我打给你之前你在干嘛？WhatwereyoudoingrightbeforeIcalledyou?- 什么意思？-你在干嘛？- Whatdoyoumean,whatwasIdoing?-Whatwereyoudoing?我当时在家Iwasathome.克里斯托弗去朋友家过夜Christopherspentthenightatafriend'shouse.我还没有时间计划今天是周六Ihadn'thadtimetofiguremydayout.It's.It'sSaturday.对先生是周六Sbsenor,it'sSaturday.你应该在跟你爱的人逛古董店或是喝咖啡Youshouldbeshoppingforantiquesorhavingacafecitowithsomebodyyoulove,而不是穿着睡衣懒散地闲晃notloungingaroundinyourpajamaslikesomemalcriado.所以你就撮合我跟陌生人？Soyousetmeupwithacompletestranger?什么时候开始的？Sincewhen?你哪里来的想法？Whereisthiscomingfrom?艾莉西亚九月就要结婚了AlysiaisgettingmarriedinSeptember.拉法耶、费南多莉莉安娜已经让我抱孙了Rafael,Fernando,and1.ilianaarealreadygivingmegrandchildren.所以我的注意力就转向你So,nowmyattentionturnstoyou.而且凡妮莎不是陌生人AndVanessaisnotastranger.她姑姑库旨是我的牌友HertfaCucaisafriendofminefrombunco.太好了Oh,great.艾德蒙多看到你单身让我很难过Edmundo,itbreaksmyhearttoseeyoualone.你这样太久了It'sbeentoolong.你得做点什么免得孤单辈子Youneedtodosomethingoryou'regoingtobealoneforever.凡妮莎为人很亲切Vanessaisverynice.你们会合得来的Iknowyou'llgetalong.姑姑我不能听你说说就跟别人结婚Tfa,Ican'tmarrysomeonejust'causeyousayso.什久结婚？谁说要结婚了？tQu6marriage?Whosaidanythingaboutmarriage?来吃午饭吧Ay.1.et'sjusthavelunch.我照网络食谱做了意大利面ImadethepastafromtheInternet.我相信一定很好吃msureit'sgonnabeawesome.所以后来怎么样了？Sohow'dyouleaveit?我们说好发短♥信♥约时间见面Weagreedtotexteachother,thenmeetup.你还是可以故意忘记给她发短♥信♥的Well,Imean,youcouldalwaysjustconvenientlyforgettotexther.-他不会故意不理人的巴克-对而且她已经发短♥信♥给我了-He'snotgonnaghosther,Buck.-Yeah,andshealreadytextedme.你们不懂Youguysdon'tunderstand,凡妮莎的库存姑姑也有份Vanessa'st(aCucaisinonthis,too.两个姑姑合力是很强大的That'sthecombinedpoweroftwotfas.That'shuge.这下我得想办法婉拒她了NowIgottofigureouthowtoletherdowneasy.-你不擅长这种事-没错-You'renotgoodatthat.-No.mnot.这主意糟透了Thisisaterribleidea结果不会好的It,snotgoingtoendverywell.谁知道？也许她很棒Whosaystosay?Maybeshe,samazing.她人似乎很好Well,sheseemsnice.她已经选好地点了Andshealreadypickedaplace.我只是讨厌被撮合约会Ijusthatebeingforcedtoadate.感觉像是我必须得去表演FeelslikeIhavetoperform.也许你是对“表演"感到焦虑Maybeyou'rejustanxiousaboutsaidperformance.焦虑？Anxious?谁焦虑了？三号♥姑姑加入聊天-Who,sanxious?-Tfanumberthreehasenteredthechat.首先无论是不是相亲第一次约会有99%都是表演Firstofall,99%ofanyfirstdate,arrangedorotherwise,isaperformance,所以别自以为是了sogetoveryourself.第二感到紧张也没关系Second,it'sokaytofeelnervous.凡妮莎现在可能也在边上班边恐慌呢Vanessaisprobablyatworkrightnowpanicking,too.我不恐慌的Idonotpanic.队长给我的？今天不是我生日Cap.Forme?It'snotevenmybirthday.这是什么？怎么回事？Uh,whatisthis?What'sgoingon?只是蛋糕而已没事完全没事Nothing,it'scake.Nothing,nothingatall.对了各位这一周Oh,before1forget,everyone,thisweek,是年度总结的个别约谈时间llbeseeingyouallindividuallyforyourannualreview.记住洛杉矶消防队没有这项规定但是我有Andremember,it,snot1.AFDpolicy,butitismypolicy.年度总结不只是我给你们Theannualreviewisnotjustanopportunityformetoofferyou建设性批评的机会someconstructivecriticism,也是你们给我反馈的机会it'sanopportunityforyoutodothesameforme.请告诉我我做得如何So,please,tellmehowmdoing.开动吧Digin.烟囱你先下午2点见Chim,you'reupfirst.Seeyouat2:00p.m.你说了算队长Readywhenyouare,Cap.好现在我开始恐慌了我从来不知道要怎么回复他Allright,nowmstartingtopanic.Ineverknowwhattosaywhenheasksthat.我就说他的消防车总是很干净得了mjustgonnatellhimthatthecaptain'struckisalwaysclean.你去年说过了Oh,youdidthatlastyear.有人夸过他超整齐的储物柜吗？Hasanyonecomplimentedhimonhissuper-organizedstoragecubby?-两次-哇你们听起来真绝望-Twice.-Wow,youguyssoundprettydesperate.你显然不绝望Clearly,youarenot.我认为你们真正紧张的是考核本身Isubmitthatwhatyouarealltrulynervousaboutisthereviewitself.我不担心这种事Thesethingsdon'tconcernme.我比你们来得都早Iwasherebeforeallofyou.我比队长还来得早也会待得比大家都久IwasherebeforeCap,andIwillbeherewheneveryoneisgone.你是说像蝠螂一样？给我个盘子Oh,youmeanlikeacockroach.Passmeaplate.我只是说出事实msimplystatingthefacts.没办法我就是一个完整自我实现的人和消防员Ican'thelpitifIamafullyactualizedhumanbeingandfirefighter.优等优等.andoutstanding,andoutstanding.好多优等都有点单调了Somanyoutstandings,Cap.It'sgettingalittlemonotonous.还差一点Almostdone.对现在换我来评论你了Right,now'sthepartwhereIreviewyou.队长你来的第一天起我就知道你会是队上的明灯Cap,Iknewfromthedayyouarrivedhereyouwouldbeaguidinglightforthishouse.好其实还没到那一部分你漏了一项Okay,we,reactually.We,renotthereyet.Youmissedone.每一项都是优等除了Everythingischecked"outstanding"exceptfor.领导能力1.eadership.大家都知道我不想坐大位队长Well,everybodyknows1don'taspiretothebigchair,Cap.我对这点蛮坦诚的mprettyopenaboutit,actually,所以我看着你这盏明灯whichiswhyIlooktoyou,theguidinglight.烟囱我要把你送去学院Chim,mtransferringyoutotheacademy.抱歉你说什么？msorry,you'rewhatnow?你要把我踢到学院去？You'rekickingmedowntotheacademy?没人踢你这也不是降职Nobody'skickingyou,Chim.Notdown,anyway.事实是我认为你有点太安逸了Thetruthis,Ithinkyou'vegottenalittletoocomfo